OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Kazumetsa Raijin]

Just to let you all know, my DM has allowed a Pelvic Thrust as an IUS.

Needless to say, I have crushed a few goblin skulls with my pelvis. The others, left violated and ashamed.

JUST WAIT TILL I GET SNAKE STYLE(piercing dmg) AND TURN INTO A HUGE BEAR.

That is all.

[Ashiel]

Kazumetsa Raijin wrote:

Just to let you all know, my DM has allowed a Pelvic Thrust as an IUS.

Needless to say, I have crushed a few goblin skulls with my pelvis. The others, left violated and ashamed.

JUST WAIT TILL I GET SNAKE STYLE(piercing dmg) AND TURN INTO A HUGE BEAR.

That is all.

But have you yet mastered the flying buttsmash attack? b.d

[Kazumetsa Raijin]

Patience... I shall soon achieve flight depending on my form >:)

[Rynjin]

Make sure to get Hamutala Strike and stuff so you can impale and grapple people with your pelvic thrust, and twist to deal damage.

[Kazumetsa Raijin]

WHAT?! Looking it up asap!

Oh man it's getting sooo raunchy Lol

[Ashiel]

Kazumetsa Raijin wrote:

WHAT?! Looking it up asap!

Oh man it's getting sooo raunchy Lol

We'll have none of that now, you hear? The punishment is twenty tongue lashings, and we have very strong tongues!

[Bomanz]

I would imagine that the "Lunge" feat is a given for this build?

[TOZ]

This is all my fault, isn't it?

[Marthkus]

Rou give me strange thoughts

[Kazumetsa Raijin]

Probably TOZ. WELL DONE SIR!

I shall smite goblins with my pelvis, in your name TOZ!!

[Ashiel]

Kazumetsa Raijin wrote:

Probably TOZ. WELL DONE SIR!

I shall smite goblins with my pelvis, in your name TOZ!!

You'll need an arch rival for your kung fu adventure.

[Marthkus]

Ashiel wrote:

Kazumetsa Raijin wrote:

Probably TOZ. WELL DONE SIR!

I shall smite goblins with my pelvis, in your name TOZ!!

You'll need an arch rival for your kung fu adventure.

0_0

[Bomanz]

There is an "Enlarge Person" joke in here somewhere too.

[darkwarriorkarg]

Damage type is (P)?

[+5 Toaster]

TOZ wrote:

This is all my fault, isn't it?

Everything is your fault

...:

EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!, no matter what robin williams says

[+5 Toaster]

Quigong with penetrating strike...

[Calybos1]

Are you going with the Elvis style (adding a Dazzled effect)?

Or are you going for a Disorienting Blow bonus effect a ala the Time Warp, where the pelvic thrust drives you insane?

[+5 Toaster]

You need to seriously consider the brother of the seal prc. awesome blow, hit people into the next county with your pelvic thrust...and you can ignore the "hardness" of objects with it...ha, and you count as one size bigger.

[Lincoln Hills]

Sorry it took me so long to respond: it took that long for me to stop facepalming. (That's right, June 24th-July 1st: facepalm. The passengers in my car were very rude about it!)

This campaign isn't taking place during lunch period in a high school cafeteria, is it?

[Rynjin]

Oh look, the Fun Police are here, everybody pack up and go, Lincoln Hills has come to enforce the right way to play.

[Lincoln Hills]

No, actually, I thought it was funny. It just sounded like the sort of thing I heard around cafeteria tables twenty years ago!

[Duckman]

You put your down down. You thrust your pelvis -- UNGH! You thrust your pelvis -- UNGH! You thrust your pelvis -- UNGH!

[+5 Toaster]

Lincoln Hills wrote:

No, actually, I thought it was funny. It just sounded like the sort of thing I heard around cafeteria tables twenty years ago!

for me more like 10 years...you know these are message boards for a roleplaying game right? "Maturity" has to take at least a small hit or we wouldn't bother sitting around a table stabbing gnomes all day.

[Heymitch]

I believe the 10th-level Ki Power Spit Venom should synergize well with your character...

[Lincoln Hills]

Toaster, pay attention to what I write when you decide to wonder whether I know that I'm posting on a message-board - not what's-his-name. Did you think I was in deadly earnest when I wrote about facepalming for five days straight, or are you suggesting that the deadly art of pelvic-thrust assassination is too urbane and refined ever to come up at a campaign based around a cafeteria table?!

Actually, I thought it was funny.

[CapeCodRPGer]

My first character for Star Wars edge of the empire RPG is going to be a medical droid with a crouch mounted rectal thermometer.

[Helic]

Named B3N-D0VR?

[CapeCodRPGer]

Helic wrote:

Named B3N-D0VR?

Yes thank you.

[Threeshades]

Kazumetsa Raijin wrote:

Just to let you all know, my DM has allowed a Pelvic Thrust as an IUS.

Needless to say, I have crushed a few goblin skulls with my pelvis. The others, left violated and ashamed.

JUST WAIT TILL I GET SNAKE STYLE(piercing dmg) AND TURN INTO A HUGE BEAR.

That is all.

Be careful with that. I heard that it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.

[golem101]

I got this weird reference to Tetsuo the Iron Man, and now I'm gonna look for a boatload of brain bleach, industrial strenght.