| Pillbug Toenibbler |
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Nope. Even now, I have a crew of union goblins paving your pituitary to put up a magic mart.
With a pink brothel, a head shop,
And a swinging hot spot.
Also, a Starbucks every 4th synapse.
{receives a phone call:} What?! F+!&ing minimum wage kobold scab subcontractors.
Oops, sorry Tensor, we had a backhoe in your medulla oblongata accidentally go through your main inferior salivatory nucleus. Apparently the subcontractor failed to mark it properly. Until we get it repaired, I'm afraid you're going to drool uncontrollably; take care to stay hydrated.
And... that's quitting time. See you tomorrow.
| Professor Farnsworth, Scientist |
I wish I could stop dreaming.
*shudder*
Good news, everyone! My new Ronco Super Trepan-O-Matic 76 just arrived. It came with 10 interchangeable rotors, a nine-month guarantee, and a booklet, 1,001 Ways To Harness Brains. You're welcome to be the first to try it out, Oh Magic Floating Head.