"Don't worry they couldn't hit a troll from this dist"
"*ding...diiinggg...whoogawhoogawhirlwhirlwhirlK-K-K-KLANKETYKLANKETYKLANK! *" - Wind Chime
So if I just put this calcium in to water to clean it up - IHIYC
Whats the worse that could happen? We might all die, but it would look good!
"Don't worry, relax!" - Rajiv Gandhi
Cut the Blue wire? Red Wire?
"Yellow wire. DEFINITELY yellow wire."-strayshift
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"I get to go home." - Durkon
"Can't...breeeaathe...." - Charles Scholz
"I don't find you amusing, I just smile when I'm nervous!!-IHIYC
"What in tarnation... GOD!@#$ it Wolfgang Baur!"-Kyros Deun/GM Beernorg
cut the green wire, pull out the blue and red. switch the blue and red wires, but make sure that they don't touch. hit stop on the timer. disconnect the red and blue wires and put them back to the original spots. tape back together the green wire. timer will be disarmed.
ok, so I pulled out the green wire-
S&+@!!!
RUN!!!
-me telling lucky7 how to disarm a car bomb
"hmm this oxigen tank looks tasty" hobbsdadolfin
(please tell me people get that)
"No I'm not comfortable as a guest star on swamp loggers"-Gm_solspiral
"I'm really good at fort saves."
"I told you taking that invisibility potion was a good idea"-Strayshift
"I thought it was just fire that stopped my regeneration...." - GM_Beernorg
(to Harly Quin) "Hey baby what's shaking" -IHIYC
(see episode from 90's cartoon where group of dude accoust her and Poison Ivy, she pulls out a bazooka)
Yes, I remember. Can you say the same of this?
"High heels, supenders, and a bra??? HAW HAW HAW HAW, yeah, go ahead, take your best whack!" - GM_Solspiral
"okay, you have a million inches on me, but STILL!"-IHIYC
"All compound things are subject to breaking up. Strive on with mindfulness."
- Buddha
"No I will not take off my bells, why would you even ask me that?-IHIYC
"I'm so so sorry, but you do not appear to 'ave reservations 'ere at Chez Troll...." - GM_Beernorg
A ring of regeneration you say...
"Our GM is a nice guy! Right Aaron?"-IHIYC
"Aaron? Aaron? AAAARON???" - lucky7
"Remain calm. Just. REMAIN. CALM!"-IHIYC
Ach, vampiric regeneration. And I'm a mage!"
"It's totally legal!"-strayshift
"This is delish what's the strange mint flavor-ack thud" -skyro nude
"Sparkling cyanide. Sounds good."-GM Solspiral.
Blood from my eyes? Why no, I'm crying - Lucky7
"They'll never see me...." - strayshift
"Put that closet on the bonfire, it should burn well." - IHIYC.
"Avatars are like statistics, right? If I don't have any, they can't kill me!" - strayshift
"what, closets are more original than under beds" - IHIYC, explaining what he was doing in a kid's closet to a very angry parent.
"I'M NOT A FISH YOU IDIOTS!" - hobbsdadolfin
"Stephan King's got nothing on me!"-IHIYC
"Why isn't that train swerving to avoid me?" -GM_Beernorg
"Suck it, Trebek!" - Ruick
"I would like to join the demon clown union please, pardon, the dues are what?"-IHIYC
"AC 25, SUCKAS!!! We're playing high tier?"-GM Beernorg
"Owww, that looks like a nice coffin, think I will try her out, wait, you gave me a coupon for a tanning be..AHHHHHHH!-Lucky7
"Fire...GOOD!" - GM_Beernorg
Now you see me, now you don't
"They totally can't see me..." - Lazoth
"Head...too...big...neck can't...my neck...MY NEEEEECK*KRACK!*" - Sotiria Spiros
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