Are you an asymmetrically aggressive predatory omnivore?


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Well?


Yup.

Bring on the meat.


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Meat? Meat! Fresh meat!


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Ahhhh, fresh meat!!!

With bacon.


To be an omnivore, don't you have to eat more than just meat?


That's what the "asymmetrically aggressive predatory" part is for.

Asymmetrically = you don't eat an even balance of meats and plant food sources
Aggressive = that imbalance is a large difference, not a minor one
Predatory = that imbalance is in favor of the carnivorous portion of your diet

Or so I'm guessing anyway. Hard to tell until YD comes back and defines it for us what he actually meant.


What if you were just a tough alpha male with one leg longer than the other?


If that's what he meant then I'd have to post "Oh sorry, misunderstood the question, no I'm not" =)


It's funny; I typed in "asymmetrically aggressive predatory omnivore" into Google and all I got was Yellowdingo.

Btw, I think he means tribbles.


Nope. Veggie.

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

It's funny; I typed in "asymmetrically aggressive predatory omnivore" into Google and all I got was Yellowdingo.

Btw, I think he means tribbles.

ROFL!!!

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No! You're all monsters!!

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No, I prefer my animal protien sources dead.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
What if you were just a tough alpha male with one leg longer than the other?

You mean, the one in the middle is longer than the other two?


Unless you actually kill it yourself, I think the correct term is "scavenger".

I don't think "hunting" the isles of a supermarket counts as being a "predator", no matter how aggressive you might be to the other shoppers.


Fergie wrote:
I don't think "hunting" the isles of a supermarket counts as being a "predator", no matter how aggressive you might be to the other shoppers.

Er, the way most people "hunt" isn't any better. Sitting up in a stand and plunking a critter behind the ear point-blank when it stops by to eat seems a lot more like simply "butchering" than "hunting."

I give great respect to my friend in Texas, who would cast about for sign and then track a deer on the ground for miles.

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Fergie wrote:
I don't think "hunting" the isles of a supermarket counts as being a "predator", no matter how aggressive you might be to the other shoppers.

Er, the way most people "hunt" isn't any better. Sitting up in a stand and plunking a critter behind the ear point-blank when it stops by to eat seems a lot more like simply "butchering" than "hunting."

I give great respect to my friend in Texas, who would cast about for sign and then track a deer on the ground for miles.

Many predators simple wait for something to blunder too close and pounce. not that different, and if cheetahs could use guns they would give up that chasing nonsense


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
What if you were just a tough alpha male with one leg longer than the other?
You mean, the one in the middle is longer than the other two?

Alas, no.

Goblins have small dicks.

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Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
What if you were just a tough alpha male with one leg longer than the other?
You mean, the one in the middle is longer than the other two?

Alas, no.

Goblins have small dicks.

Thats an Advantage for Goblins...no Alpha to lead you to your doom.


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It's true. Every goblin is capable of leading him or herself into doom.

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
It's true. Every goblin is capable of leading him or herself into doom.

And there goes another one...welcome to hell. Want a coal shovel?

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