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I just got a flu shot, and now I'm sick. It's a conspiracy.
The Man is attacking our vital bodily fluids.
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*tracks Grand Magus's movements using microchip delivered via vaccine*
DISREGARD RABBLE-ROUSER. MAINTAIN STANDARD DAILY PROTOCOLS. OBTAIN NECESSARY VACCINATIONS OR BE FINED. GLORY TO THE MANY.
Short answer: Unless you have a life-threatening reaction (very rare) to the vaccine, the flu shot does not make you sick. Long answer.
*tracks Grand Magus's movements using microchip delivered via vaccine*
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Who said anything about humorous?
By the way, meatrace, I've been watching you, and you spend too much time in the bathroom.
He knows because creepy neighbor told him...
My methods are more old-fashioned. Looking through windows, disguising myself as a delivery man, hiding behind your toilet, that sort of thing.
How's that rash clearing up, Kryzbyn?
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Who said anything about humorous?
By the way, meatrace, I've been watching you, and you spend too much time in the bathroom.
Ha! nonsense. I use the kitchen sink!
I sometimes think that entire conversations are made up by one person posting under multiple avatars.
That's half right here.
This thread is full of toilet humor.
And I would know.
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They are everywhere man. Everywhere!
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Suuuure, you would say that... typical Commie gnome propaganda.
Consider yourself under permanent surveillance from now on, citizen.
Those silent, smiling, never-blinking "decorative" gnomes showing up every night in your garden? Yes, we know, oh yes we do.
<Walks away while pointing at his eyes>
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Consider yourself under permanent surveillance from now on, citizen.
Those silent, smiling, never-blinking "decorative" gnomes showing up every night in your garden? Yes, we know, oh yes we do.
<Walks away while pointing at his eyes>
{sputters:} I am a lawful upstanding citizen patriot of this fair nation! How dare you insinuate otherwise!
{hurriedly reformats computer, shreds autographed theatrical poster of "Lars and the Real Gnome", and burns stack of RealGnome-related porn DVDs}