For the record Gay Watches tell time the same way as Straight Watches, they just look significantly more fabulous doing it.I bought my watch in Switzerland. The German-speaking part of Switzerland. I think that means it's the whips and chains kind of gay.
That's fine but it's not really my scene. Why did no one tell me then?
Actually, I think Switzerland (especially the German-speaking part) is generally regarded as the squarest part of Europe by about a mile. (Unless we're talking tax-avoidance-abetting, in which case it suddenly becomes so bent that Reed Richards would be envious.)
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Actually, I think Switzerland (especially the German-speaking part) is generally regarded as the squarest part of Europe by about a mile. (Unless we're talking tax-avoidance-abetting, in which case it suddenly becomes so bent that Reed Richards would be envious.)For the record Gay Watches tell time the same way as Straight Watches, they just look significantly more fabulous doing it.I bought my watch in Switzerland. The German-speaking part of Switzerland. I think that means it's the whips and chains kind of gay.
That's fine but it's not really my scene. Why did no one tell me then?
*cancels flight to Zurich*
*books trip to Berlin instead*
Better?
A lot.
Also the "symptoms" of lesbianism I find very funny. A sterotype of wome in the western world is that women often go about in groups (as do men) and they eat together, have coffee for a chat and even known to meet up in the bathroom in groups.Stereotype? What you mean by stereotype? I have seen that on my own eyes!
just being polite. Especially as there are always exceptions.
Am I the only one with a mental image of these Malaysian school superintendents setting themselves up on a sidewalk in West Hollywood to take notes on passers-by?
Mmmm. V-necks. Yes. Must remember that.
They were more likely taking notes from west hollywood bathhouses. You know. For research.... Yes. Research.
Gay watches are at least 15minutes slow. Well, that's probably because we're perpetually late. Holla!That can't be. I'm gay, and I'm never late... Then again, I don't have a watch...
You're a role model to us all.
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Actually, I think Switzerland (especially the German-speaking part) is generally regarded as the squarest part of Europe by about a mile. (Unless we're talking tax-avoidance-abetting, in which case it suddenly becomes so bent that Reed Richards would be envious.)
Yeah...but I bought the watch in Switzerland so the BDSM German joke had to involve Swiss Germans or it would have been dishonest.
The Swiss will have to cope with a little bit of over-broad stereotyping for humor purposes. I hear taking a dip in Nazi gold helps.
Germany = BDSM. Switzerland = clocks, cheese and chocolate. Please get it right. There will be a test. After, there will be cake.
Whoops nearly misread the title as:
Whoops nearly misread the title as:
Yes. That too. :-)
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Germany = BDSM. Switzerland = clocks, cheese and chocolate. Please get it right. There will be a test. After, there will be cake.
Schwarzwald?
No. Sorry. The cake is a lie.
Ooh la la!
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I don't understand. What's wrong with frying soup?
Germany = BDSM. Switzerland = clocks, cheese and chocolate. Please get it right. There will be a test. After, there will be cake.
So, German speaking Swiss = BDSM Clocks.... well I suppose the cuckoo's could peck quite hard.
I think I may be a closet lesbian. :(
I think I may be a closet lesbian. :(Does your reflection know? Be gentle.
Or else. Broken mirrors are sharp.
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I guess it is Vodka for Russian Children from now on
Rainbows = Gay
OK That puts the Leprechaun on the outer...
Wait, The Computer is promoting homosexuality?
I think of Sauber F1 team when I think of Switzerland.