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Malaysian Parents have been advised to watch out for Symptoms that their child might be Gay:
"For boys, they included muscular bodies and the tendency to show them off in tight-fitting clothes and V-neck or sleeveless tops, the reports said. Light-coloured clothes and the carrying of handbags by boys were also deemed worthy of suspicion. "Symptoms" of lesbianism, meanwhile, included a tendency to accompany, eat meals and sleep in the company of other women."
I admit it. I wear V-Neck Shirts...See...I must be Gay. Curse those desires to wear V Neck Shirts.
Source: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8533242/malaysian-parents-warned-of-gay-sy mptoms
There for a second I was concerned that I might be on a list of suggested viewing for gay people.
Then I remembered that I'm epicly boring... not even straight folk want to watch me.
Staying classy, humanity.
If I understand it correctly, being interested in other men only came in at #3 on the list for male homosexuals...
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If I understand it correctly, being interested in other men only came in at #3 on the list for male homosexuals...
Yup...the only way to prove you ain't gay is to be a physically weak male in clothing that is overly baggy (boy-band). And Women will need to prove they are not Lesbians by spending the rest of their lives being led about on a dog collar by the man who owns her - not having meals, associating (in personal life or work place) or sleeping over at the house of another female.
That's right...all-girl sleepovers are on the list.
I've been to an all-girl sleepover!
I've been to an all-girl sleepover!
You Basterd. Invite me next time.
I usually can't be sure whether a guy is gay until I am having sex with him.
And even then he can be bisexual so it is not 100% sure method...
Does a Swatch count as a gay watch? :)
Where on that list is liking the Tom Robinson Band?
I dunno, I had a lot of guy friends all my life. I'd eat with guys, hang out with guys, play D&D with guys...
Against all that the fact that I sleep with women seems almost inconsequential. I guess I don't make their list.
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Gay watches are at least 15minutes slow. Well, that's probably because we're perpetually late. Holla!
Good point, Drejk. This line of inquiry is proving more difficult than I at first imagined.
Bonus points for you.
*throws glitter*
Malaysian Parents have been advised to watch out for Symptoms that their child might be Gay:
"For boys, they included muscular bodies and the tendency to show them off in tight-fitting clothes and V-neck or sleeveless tops, the reports said. Light-coloured clothes and the carrying of handbags by boys were also deemed worthy of suspicion.
I am not muscular, I don't like tight-fitting clothes, V-necks or sleeveless tops and light colored clothes and I am not gay... They must be right!
However, I wonder if my light brown leather or pseudo-leather bag doesn't count as sign...
Where on that list is liking the Tom Robinson Band?
I was curious if there's anyone out there other than KJ and I who know who the TRB were?
I bet he threw it on the ground.
Anyhoo, is Gay Watch like Bay Watch, just with more dudes?
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Where on that list is liking the Tom Robinson Band?I was curious if there's anyone out there other than KJ and I who know who the TRB were?
2,4,6,8... MOTORWAY!
On another note, light coloured clothing... Does this mean that my black leather shorts are less gay than my fawn leather shorts?
Kilts are making a come-back.
Where on that list is liking the Tom Robinson Band?I was curious if there's anyone out there other than KJ and I who know who the TRB were?
He's got a weekly radio show on BBC 6 Music, so... probably a few? ;p
Malaysian Parents have been advised to watch out for Symptoms that their child might be Gay:
"For boys, they included muscular bodies and the tendency to show them off in tight-fitting clothes and V-neck or sleeveless tops, the reports said. Light-coloured clothes and the carrying of handbags by boys were also deemed worthy of suspicion.
I am not muscular, I don't like tight-fitting clothes, V-necks or sleeveless tops and light colored clothes and I am not gay... They must be right!
However, I wonder if my light brown leather or pseudo-leather bag doesn't count as sign...
Only if it's designer or an animal print.
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If I'm not on some "gays to watch" list I really should be. I'm amazing. People need to be told.
Well, now that I know the signs, I'll keep an eye out. I might even share this information with my IRL group - a couple of women who live together, share a bed, and... hey wait a minute.
He's got a weekly radio show on BBC 6 Music, so... probably a few? ;pWhere on that list is liking the Tom Robinson Band?I was curious if there's anyone out there other than KJ and I who know who the TRB were?
So far, we've got one.
Didn't know he was a Beeb presenter, though.
I've seen Gaywatch. The slow-motion running on that show does nothing for me.
For the record gaywatch is an adult themed specal interest website. Which makes parts of this conversation that much funnier.
Gay watch? I'm bring morally wholesome goodness in the form of breakfast pastries. If I were on a gay watch I would no about it.
Pilsbury!
Glitter? Did you make the list?Good point, Drejk. This line of inquiry is proving more difficult than I at first imagined.Bonus points for you.
*throws glitter*
A clear homage to Rip Taylor.
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So there's only one sure fire way to tell if someone is gay, according to my friends. Or rather, a NSFW rule of thumb...
For the record gaywatch is an adult themed specal interest website. Which makes parts of this conversation that much funnier.
Hmmm....*keyboard clacks as gaywatch is entered into google search*
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Just to show that Malaysians are having fun with the whole concept as well
Dude, that's totally not my dress style (which I call hobo couture) but...mutton biryani? That sounds fawesome.
Is it gay if you're on top?
Depends on who you are on top of I imagine.
For the record Gay Watches tell time the same way as Straight Watches, they just look significantly more fabulous doing it.
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For the record Gay Watches tell time the same way as Straight Watches, they just look significantly more fabulous doing it.
I bought my watch in Switzerland. The German-speaking part of Switzerland. I think that means it's the whips and chains kind of gay.
That's fine but it's not really my scene. Why did no one tell me then?
Dude, that's totally not my dress style (which I call hobo couture) but...mutton biryani? That sounds fawesome.Just to show that Malaysians are having fun with the whole concept as well
Neither is mine... But for free food? I can live through that.
Malaysian Parents have been advised to watch out for Symptoms that their child might be Gay:
"For boys, they included muscular bodies and the tendency to show them off in tight-fitting clothes and V-neck or sleeveless tops, the reports said. Light-coloured clothes and the carrying of handbags by boys were also deemed worthy of suspicion. "Symptoms" of lesbianism, meanwhile, included a tendency to accompany, eat meals and sleep in the company of other women."
I admit it. I wear V-Neck Shirts...See...I must be Gay. Curse those desires to wear V Neck Shirts.
Source: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8533242/malaysian-parents-warned-of-gay-sy mptoms
you know that's so damny funny because in england the a-typical homophobic thug shows off muscular bodies (cause apparently women only love muscles), sleeveless tops and light-coloured cloths. Maybe they're in the closet and this would make them fess up?
Also the "symptoms" of lesbianism I find very funny. A sterotype of women in the western world is that women often go about in groups (as do men) and they eat together, have coffee for a chat and even known to meet up in the bathroom in groups.
But to be serious, they're no more gay than the types of guys who decide to have a random night dressed up as women. My dad did that once with his friends, but that was because the bartender said he'd give them all a free pint, which he did.
Also the "symptoms" of lesbianism I find very funny. A sterotype of wome in the western world is that women often go about in groups (as do men) and they eat together, have coffee for a chat and even known to meet up in the bathroom in groups.
Stereotype? What you mean by stereotype? I have seen that on my own eyes!