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We all know those kind of wall posters, right? This community needs a Pathfinder version!
Let's start brainstorming. Maybe something will get published?
1. Life's struggles are much more manageable with at least three close friends.
2. Even Barbarians do not go to bed angry.
3. At the end of the day what matters is not how much of a beating you took but whether you and your friends get eight hours of rest.
4. Accept that not all archetypes are equally heroic.
5. Before starting a new career, plan out your feats.
Your turn...
6. Even the most carefully laid plan can be fumbled.
7. Success is never guaranteed.
8. You should never poke the dragon.
9. Step up, or step down... but keep moving while you can.
10. Withdraw promptly when one problem is too big; it is unsafe to try withdrawing from two problems at once.
11. Always carry a 50' of rope
12. ... and a small slashing weapon in case you get swallowed
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13. Don't fight. Get other people to fight for you while you manipulate the fabric of reality.
14. Study a lot. It takes one skill to notice a trap, a second to disarm it, and a third to figure out which creatures set that kind of trap.
15. Everyone dies, but death doesn't have to be the end.
16. Marriage may be "till death do us part" but high-level adventuring parties stick together despite such inconveniences.
18. When conversing with strangers the most important rule is "Don't be a jerk."
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19. As you age, your eyesight and hearing will grow better. (+2 to Wis each time you go up one age-category)
21. Go ahead. You were born to roll the dice.
13. Don't fight. Get other people to fight for you while you manipulate the fabric of reality.
Clearly, these are the words of wisdom my witch(es) follow.
22. People survive falling many feet? BAH! They just took minimum damage.
23. Apparently, everyone is a 1st level rogue.