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Post here any real world killing machine that needs inclusion:

Amoeba, Death-knell
Size: Microscopic; Environment: Equatorial Lakes and Rivers; Frequency: Rare
Stats: HD: 1hp; AC: -1; MV/Swim: 3'(1'); At: bite; DA: special; SA: Normal Human; NA: River Swarm (10d100)/Lake Nest (1d100 per square ft) ML 12; INT: 1; TT: NIL; XP:6

Description: This tiny little bugger lives in some lakes and will swim up the nose into the brain unnoticed where it will slowly eat the brain. Victims loose one point of intelligence(01-76)/Wisdom(77-90)/Charisma(91-100) every week until death (one stat is reduced to zero). Only a wish or regenerate spell can cure the damage. Only a Wish can remove the creature from a victim.

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IS this the guy who also swins up your piss stream? I read about it somewhere, or saw it on the Tube. Either way. They would both suck.


That flesh-eating bacteria that got that girl in Georgia.


Nope that is the Candiru catfish, which thankfully is only found in the Amazon River basin

Liberty's Edge

Humans.


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Humans.

Ewwwwwww!


Chokers with class levels, especially monk.

Flurry of Grabs.


Chokers exist in the the real world?


Cordyceps, definitely cordyceps.

Not sure if I'm allowed to link youtube videos, but if not, check out: Cordyceps: attack of the killer fungi - Planet Earth Attenborough BBC wildlife

Awesome, and terrifying.


Hagfish

I knew someone who was using Hagfish as a model organism, and they were a pain to keep alive. If you weren't careful, they would go into defense mode and produce so much slime they would turn there entire aquarium into jello. Add in their feeding habits...ugh

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