Frost Giant Ice Cream Man?

[TheClyd3Man]

Lumbering into town on a hot summer day pulling a cart comes a giant! The townsfolk are not afraid, instead they wave and the kids come a running for this giant has the best cold treats in the land!

True they are usually CE but, there are always exceptions right? :-)

[Aratrok]

The first thing I thought of was a giant made of ice cream on a rampage.

[TheClyd3Man]

Aratrok wrote:

The first thing I thought of was a giant made of ice cream on a rampage.

An equally brilliant idea!

[boring7]

More delicious, less repeat customers.

Last time a writer weighed in on alignment I believe the words he said were, "there are even exceptions with "always" alignments, but they are so rare as to be myths and legends.

See: Falls-from-Grace

[Shadowborn]

TheClyd3Man wrote:

True they are usually CE but, there are always exceptions right? :-)

It's a trap!

[Loup Blanc]

Quite possibly the most hilarious NPC idea I've read in a while.

[Goth Guru]

I block your giant with my Matress Giant.
My Grocery Giant throws a giant can of pickled beets!

[boring7]

This is that (back in the days of 2nd ed) Dragon article about the stat block and habits of the Elves of K'eebler. . .

[Wolfsnap]

They all bow before the Sofa King.