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Anyone else believe we have a 'moral imperative' to see this older flick?
Yeah it is a great movie. Another classic from the 80's.
The hairdos are painful (in some cases) but the dialog and one-liners are still great.
Great movie with great dialog, soudtrack, giant popcorn, "God", and a guy who lives in a closet.
Some quotes...
Chris Knight (admiring a hottie): Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?!
Military BBEG: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh.... Then I guess you have.
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Chris Knight (to the hottie): So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Hottie: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Hottie: A girl's gotta have her standards.
Chris Knight (in admiration): That is a very smart girl!
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Stuffy PhD: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.
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When asked what he was thinking about...
"Self realization...I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?!'"
-Chris Knight
It is a vastly under-appreciated film.
Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?
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Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates.
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Kent: You did not.
Chris Knight (to Mitch): This is true.
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?
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Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch: Yeah...
Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games
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I love this one, especially the delivery by the actors:
Bodie: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, you'd better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you're gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.
Professor Hathaway: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.
Prof Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
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Chris Knight: Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Prof Hathaway: I'm not kidding, Chris.
Chris Knight: Neither am I, Jerry.
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Mitch: This is coherent light.
Mitch's Father: Oh, so it talks.
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Military BBEG: Where's the laser?
Professor Hathaway: It's coming.
Military BBEG: It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard.
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Chris Knight: Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?