Can Moorluck Kill on Sight.

[Moorluck]

Yes. He can. It's allowed by his Code of Conduct, and backed up by his alignment, which is LPM. That's Lethal Psychotic Man for you n00bs.

[bigkilla]

Are you sure?

I do not think that I should take your word on that.I need it explicitly spelled out in the rule book given a chapter all unto itself.

[Moorluck]

It's on page 28, under Smite Guy Driving to Slow in My Lane, and right above Boot to the Head.

[Moorluck]

Not only can he Kill on Sight, pg28 Chapter 3 under No-Class Features, but at level 12 he gains the ability to Kill with Sight. It's limited to the hopes and dreams of small children to start with, but it gains in power until he can crush the souls of all who love him by the time he hits level 20.

[FuelDrop]

is that a gaze attack?

[Montana MacAilbert]

I'm going to hide from you from now on, considering the fact that I'm probably fairly high on your "to smite" list.

[Moorluck]

Yup. And an area effect at level 16. Page 30, Chapter 3 under Still Has No-Class Features. >;)

[FuelDrop]

sounds nasty. what no-class are you? i may have to multi-no-class.

[Moorluck]

I have No-Class in a wide variety of ways. the easiest is just to take Moorluck as your No-Class. That way you never have to worry about accidentally doing anything Class-like.

[Adam Daigle]

Quietly considering the teachings of Saint Moorluck has never steered me wrong.

[FuelDrop]

thanks for the tip. however, i'm thinking i'll stay with the FuelDrop unclass and try to hit the capstone ability. i recon i should make it by about 21 december this year...

[Moorluck]

Nor will it. Mainly because his steering wheel is broken, so he's kinda just rushing down hill out of control.

Killing on Sight the whole way down.

[Moorluck]

FuelDrop wrote:

thanks for the tip. however, i'm thinking i'll stay with the FuelDrop unclass and try to hit the capstone ability. i recon i should make it by about 21 december this year...

Fair enough, but don't blame me when you're not uber-optimized for on Sight Killing. ;)

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

Moorluck wrote:

Not only can he Kill on Sight, pg28 Chapter 3 under No-Class Features, but at level 12 he gains the ability to Kill with Sight. It's limited to the hopes and dreams of small children to start with, but it gains in power until he can crush the souls of all who love him by the time he hits level 20.

I can't wait to see the epic rules expansion for this.

of course, it is already epic.

[JMD031]

Killing on sight is for noobs. I can kill with a thought.

[Moorluck]

Sheeet. Moorluck doesn't have to think about it. In fact he never thinks, just ask his wife. It's another Feature of No-Class.

[Shadowborn]

But can Moorluck kill off-site? And if he does, how will we know?

[Moorluck]

You will know when it happens by the sudden silence of the birds of the forest. Followed by someone screaming, "OMG Moorluck is Killing me Off Site!!".

[Acolyte of Urizen]

Shadowborn wrote:

But can Moorluck kill off-site?

N00b. Of course he can. He's a skilled contractor; he can kill in places that don't even exist.

Shadowborn wrote:

And if he does, how will we know?

He's a skilled contractor; you'll get his bill.

[Acolyte of Urizen]

And if Moorluck sends you a bill, you damn well pay it. Even CNR pays his bills to Moorluck on time.

[Aberzombie]

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Drejk]

Does Moorluck's kill with sight means that he will kill his idea of Moorluckia by mearly looking at it? This would crush hopes, souls and wallets of those who invested their will and time into surrendering to Lord President Moorluck, Or is Lord President Moorluck lacking that ability?

[FuelDrop]

Drejk wrote:

Does Moorluck's kill with sight means that he will kill his idea of Moorluckia by mearly looking at it? This would crush hopes, souls and wallets of those who invested their will and time into surrendering to Lord President Moorluck, Or is Lord President Moorluck lacking that ability?

it seems likely he can suppress his power. how else is he going to get laid?

[Arcana Whupass]

SHAZAM! Like that!

[Epic Beard Man]

Yer pretty smart fer a blue feller.

What's cher take on daggum string theory?

[Solnes]

FuelDrop wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Does Moorluck's kill with sight means that he will kill his idea of Moorluckia by mearly looking at it? This would crush hopes, souls and wallets of those who invested their will and time into surrendering to Lord President Moorluck, Or is Lord President Moorluck lacking that ability?

it seems likely he can suppress his power. how else is he going to get laid?

I could tell you the answer to that. ;)

[Drejk]

Solnes wrote:

FuelDrop wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Does Moorluck's kill with sight means that he will kill his idea of Moorluckia by mearly looking at it? This would crush hopes, souls and wallets of those who invested their will and time into surrendering to Lord President Moorluck, Or is Lord President Moorluck lacking that ability?

it seems likely he can suppress his power. how else is he going to get laid?

I could tell you the answer to that. ;)

Does it involves blindfolds?

[TriOmegaZero]

Whenever I see Moorluck I wish I were dead. Does that count?

[Drejk]

Apparaently your wishes are of limited power... That OR Moorluck gaze not only kills but also counters wishes!

[Solnes]

Drejk wrote:

Solnes wrote:

FuelDrop wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Does Moorluck's kill with sight means that he will kill his idea of Moorluckia by mearly looking at it? This would crush hopes, souls and wallets of those who invested their will and time into surrendering to Lord President Moorluck, Or is Lord President Moorluck lacking that ability?

it seems likely he can suppress his power. how else is he going to get laid?

I could tell you the answer to that. ;)

Does it involves blindfolds?

lol, on occasion :P

[Gark the Goblin]

Is this "kill on sight" like one of those hippy "being nice to the food" thing where you kill them at the same place they grow? Because I don't go in for that sort of thing.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I'm planning on level-dipping in the Moorluck unclass once I get the experience points. If he lets me.

[Darth Knight]

I'm thinking I need some levels in the Paris PRC myself. LPM only gets away with this because Paris lets him.

[Drejk]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I'm planning on level-dipping in the Moorluck unclass once I get the experience points. If he lets me.

Dipping in Moorluck may also require his wife letting you do it... Uh, never mind...

[Urizen]

... and then Moorluck fires an arrow to your knee.

[Crimson Jester]

got to watch that, because of the swarm fighter PRC he has, LPM goes out to hunt Mutants and is armed for it.

[Urizen]

Mutant La Cucaracha, that is.

[Gark the Goblin]

Q: Can Moorluck Kill on Sight.
A: Yesterday, 03:41 PM by Moorluck

[Moorluck]

Drejk wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I'm planning on level-dipping in the Moorluck unclass once I get the experience points. If he lets me.

Dipping in Moorluck may also require his wife letting you do it... Uh, never mind...

Which in turn would require that I be willing to let you do that.

[Aberzombie]

I'm so confused. Can I take levels in the Moorluck Unclass and still be LawfulChaoticNeutralEvilGood? Will I be able to kick puppies? PLEASE TELL ME I CAN KICK PUPPIES!!!!

[FuelDrop]

yes, but they're allowed to kick back. sorry.

[Aberzombie]

NOOOOooooooooo..........

[FuelDrop]

what does it matter? they do, like, one nonlethal damage per hit. you're undead, you're immune to nonlethal damage!

[Aberzombie]

Tis the cuteness! It burns! IT BUUUURRRRRNNNNNSSSS UUUSSSSSSS!!!!

[FuelDrop]

have you tried cute-away? it's what i use. here, borrow a tube for a while and see if it soothes those annoying cute burns.

[Aberzombie]

aaaaahhhhhh.......

[FuelDrop]

we undead should stick together against the forces of goodness and happy puppies. i'm thinking of forming a support group.

[Drejk]

Note that producer of cutie-away takes no responsibility for any inflammations, skin-deformations, rotting, volatile or corrosive interaction between cutie-away and embalming chemicals, nor irradiation of tissue. Also, may contain nuts.

[Aberzombie]

I alreay have one.

[Llama Prophet]

Humps Fueldrop, why would we bother you?