Hey folks, in the tradition of skippy's list(google it), I've decided to create a list of things I'm not longer allowed to do in pathfinder, as generated by my various GM's. I'm not allowed to do these things under threat of death, torture, extreme tickling, and/or denial of cheesecake. So I stopped.
1. Create a monk who's "Flurry of blows" is attached to his unmentionable areas.
1a. especially when you crit someone with it.
1.b especially when that Someone is a dragon.
2. melt 20lbs of gold and rain it over the NPC's head while muttering something about "Golden Shower"
2b. Even if it's really really funny.
3. Ask for dates with characters that don't exist in Golarion, including but not limited to: Drizz't Do'Urden, Any of the Seven Sisters, Elminster, Wulfgar, Scrouge McDuck..
4. Intelligent magic items are never toys. Especially that kind of toy.
5. Have a character break down crying after critting a goblin with a morningstar and turning it into, as the gm described it, a fine paste.
6. Enya songs are not for battle.
7. Cradle of Filth songs scare the cleric.
8. use your selective channel to ignore Friendly PC's that have annoyed you that day.
9. use a wish spell to conjure the worlds largest anything, especially if it is pornographic in nature.
10. cut the wings off of an assimar, glue them on myself, and say "look, I'm Kid Icarus!" before tumbling off a cliff.
11. Play Lawful Anything.
What are some of the things you aren't allowed to do in Pathfinder?
12. Use Craft Novels and Permanent Minor image to make porn novels.
13. Play any class without handing in a 20 level build so the GM can look over it.
14. Play anything from a thread started by Raving Dork.
15. Play anything with horns. This includes horned helmets.
16. Burn the witch.
That would be awesome.
I dated Scrooge McDuck. Very high maintenance.
I dated GIzmoduck. Very high maintenance.
Fix't that for ya.
17. Nuke the BBEG before his grandiose soliloquy.
18. Correctly guess the super-secret BBEG in the first scene and design an investigation to prove it.
19. Gut the DMPC, no matter how much it is justified.
(things I was reminded of by my last GM..lol)
20. My pc's are only allow to impregnate things that are SUPPOSED to be impregnated. no one likes the idea of pregnant Tarrasques..
21. Starting my own religion of "Kick ass and take names" does not entitle my clerics access to the "I win" Domain.
21a. Even if i'm trying to be the god of perfection.
22b. Especially since my god is far from perfect.
22. no grossing out the girls (players, or characters)
23. no grossing out the boys (players, or characters)
24. Iron Kingdom is Dead, long live Iron Kingdoms.
25. No, for the love of christ, I cannot have a lightsaber, even if they ARE D20 compatible.
21. Starting my own religion of "Kick ass and take names" does not entitle my clerics access to the "I win" Domain.
21a. Even if i'm trying to be the god of perfection.
22b. Especially since my god is far from perfect.I keep wondering what domains a cleric of Banjo the Clown could take.
Someone should create a "Comedy" domain with nothing but things like Grease and Uncontrollable Laughter.
31) Dwarf tossing. More humorous when said dwarf is the BBEG and he's flung telikinetically off a cliff mid "evil plan" rant.
32) Play, apparently. I've had nothing but GM duties for five years now. Something about being too good with the evil plans.
I've done this. I tossed a soaking wet paladin at a fire elemental to try and keep it away from me.28. Use another PC as a weapon.
I've done this with a fighter used the unconscious Dwarven paladin to crush a ninja hiding under a log…Ahhh good times.