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Quote from a victorian book on courtly ettiquette-
"A lady of class bathes once a month if she needs it or not."
30 showers a month... with an extra shower thrown in right after posting this note. :p
Daily, twice if really active.
Daily, though I have been known to skip a day on weekends if I am just hanging around the house.
Just realized I didn't answer. Mostly because this thread is intended as playful snark.
2 per day on average, more depending on the day's activities.
Every. Single. Day. And 1 extra time for every time I go to the gym in a day which means that sometimes I get in 3 showers.
***Rant: And everybody else should be showering daily as well, I'm tired of having interested women look at me with big scary eyes when they find out I game when up until that point the date was going very well. Let's try to break the stinky gamer stereotype. Rant over***
Twice on weekdays, once on weekends. Add once for each instance of extracurricular activities.
I feel nasty when I don't shower first thing in the morning (sometimes depending on my pain and pill cycle, I shower later, like 3),
I can't imagine missing a day, let alone 29.
I shower in the blood of the enemies of the Anklebiter tribe about once a week during the warm months and only about once every two months during the winter--there's less border skirmishes then.
I farted in a swimming pool once. Farting in wet swim trunks is a weird sensation. Does that count as a bath?
Average monthly shower? Yeah, that's about right. :P
Seriously, I'm probably right around 30. I bathe almost every day*, and occasionally twice.
* I have been known to fall asleep readying in bed from time to time.
Once a day minimum, with additional showers as required by extracurricular activities.
Once a day, every morning.
Wash all my precious skin oils and pheremones down the drain?
Why?
Hudax wrote: Wash all my precious skin oils and pheremones down the drain?
Why?
Daily or twice depepding on what I did that day.
I just change shirts when they start smelling ripe or looking slept in. Underwear is good for about a week.
Once per weekday, and ususally once per weekend. Sometimes twice, sometimes not at all, depending on what I'm doing. Teeth brushing is a mandatory activity multiple times a day, though.
Every morning. Sometimes twice only if I did something physical or dirty. Like when I do Renn faire. I shower when I get up, I shower at the end of the day when I get home to wash the dirt and yukk off.
Gendo wrote: Daily, twice if really active. this.
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