Genetic parody thread

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Chromosomes are so dorky.

[Gark the Goblin]

Yo' mamma was a dork!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Don't talk about your grandma.

[Gark the Goblin]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Don't talk about your grandma.

Genetics say that's highly improbable.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

That ain't what Maury Povich said.

[Gark the Goblin]

Who is this Povich? A search reveals he is, apparently, unrelated to Darwin AND Abraham Lincoln.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

He and your mom tricked me onto his show to prove paternity.

[Counter-Troll]

And snarfed Gark's genetic sample from the jihzzcrusties on his keyboard.

[Aberzombie]

You sayin Gark wuz borned from some cheesy jihzzcrusties skank? I ain't so sure about that.

[Counter-Troll]

CT may have said that. You makin' sumpthin' about it?

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't gotta. Thet ppoor ol'Gark fella makes sumthin outta it evy time he opens his mouth.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

If I ever hear "snarf" and "jihzzcrusties" in the same sentence again, it'll be way way too soon.

[Darth Knight]

Maury provides a much higher class of entertainment; for instance he does not normally have a stripper pole for the audience members to use.

[Sarcasm Dragon]

Generic bump with an angry comment about how no one bothered to mention something that happened in 2013.

[The Great Landmine]

Is this Necrothreadaween or something? Or did Tensor's surprise reappearance cause a glitch in the Matrix?

[Todd Stewart]

Yo histones are wound up so tight your leading strand DNA don't know if it's 5' to 3' or 3' to 5'!