"You have made a mistake coming here ゴジラ," Darth Vader hissed.
"Graaaah!"
*Fizz-shoom* *hmmmmmm*
*FLOOOOM!*
5 gold on the King of Monsters!
"I DEMAND MORE カタカナ!" Godzilla cried. "Though...your accent is surprisingly good..."
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Darth Vader force chokes Godzilla.
Game Over.
Darth Vader force chokes Godzilla.
Game Over.
Darth Vader struggles to choke such a large neck, and must soon rest.
Godzilla regenerates and steps on Vader.
それは主に速いと、いくつかのシールドのトリックの周りに移動されます。
しかし、最終的にはゴジラはダースベイダーを殺すのだ。
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Darth Vader will put up a little defense.
It will mainly be moving around fast and some shielding tricks.
But in the end, Godzilla will end the sith known as Darth Vader.
Darth Vader tells Godzilla about his midichlorian count.
Godzilla dies laughing.
Godzilla, busily stomping through Coruscant's towering plantary sprawl, doesn't even notice when he's tromping everything underfoot. Including some black armored chucklehead that didn't quite manage to escape the hangar bay in time before the ginormous foot squished him into toe jam. The exploding TIE fighter tickled a little bit if it's any consolation.
But but... as I understand it in Lucas's speculative future, there was no nuclear energy, so... how does Godzilla even exist?
I mean... c'mon, if you have clean energy and death rays from space without relying on nuclear power, you don't even get a godzilla. Right?
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Right?
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But but... as I understand it in Lucas's speculative future, there was no nuclear energy, so... how does Godzilla even exist?
I mean... c'mon, if you have clean energy and death rays from space without relying on nuclear power, you don't even get a godzilla. Right?
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Right?
Darth Vader got spun around a black hole and ended up in Japan. Not that hard to imagine with <redacted.>
Darth Vader gates in a 'Flying Monkey Attack' (higher level Force-spell.)
"Attack, my pretties!"
Lord Vader takes a dive in the fifth round. Uses money to score deathsticks.
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My Lord Vader would wound the foul beast by cutting up it's ankles, when upon the ground he would then proceed at a leisurely pace removing the creatures head. On a good day. On a bad day he would just force choke the b#%^%^#&
I'm kinda stunned by how successful the flying monkeys are.
Vader wouldn't be up to force-choking something of that size. And deflecting blaster fire with one's hands is one thing, but atomic fire is something else entirely. Godzilla wins this one.
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What are these "midichlorians" you speak of?Darth Vader tells Godzilla about his midichlorian count.
Godzilla dies laughing.
Midichlorians(noun): Microscopic organisms that spread through science fiction films, causing a systematic failure of cannon and death of epic film series. Sometimes resulting in JarJar Binks.(see Stupidity)
Vader obviously wins, as he just throws storm troopers at the big G until he either succums to massed blaster fire (though i doubt they'd even be able to hit him), chokes on their armoured bodies, or explodes from overeating on several planitary populations worth of troopers. remember, vader has the resources of an empire at his disposal, godzilla's just got a ton of awesome wrapped in cool and marinated in collateral damage.
Godzilla wins easy. Being the most powerful Force wielder in the galaxy didn't stop lava from burning up Anakin or keep a lightsaber from taking off his limbs. I really doubt he can stand against a burst of atomic fire.
Yeah, he could lightsaber at the feet, but the most he could take off in a single hit would be the small toe. Everything else is too thick to get through with a single blow, and by the time Anakin is Vader he isn't half as fast with a blade as he used to be.
Force choking a human being is one thing. Godzilla can swallow a freight car whole like we swallow aspirin. Even Vader would need time and concentration to even start choking that, if he even could.
Vader is atomic BBQ.
Godzilla is the King of the Monsters. And even a big black helmet be-yotch like Vader knows, you don't mess with the King, baby.
Godzilla is the King of the Monsters. And even a big black helmet be-yotch like Vader knows, you don't mess with the King, baby.
So Vader's history, call Duke Nukem?
Midichlorians(noun): Microscopic organisms that spread through science fiction films, causing a systematic failure of canon and death of epic film series. Sometimes resulting in JarJar Binks.(see Stupidity)
Fixed that for you. The cannons still fire just fine. Lots of 'splosions and stuff.