Is Evil Lincoln Evil?

[Evil Lincoln]

Not really, it turns out.

I've got a heart of gold, and I've long since reformed my evil ways.

We just keep the title to distinguish me from the other Lincoln. Y'know, the homosexual one.

[Evil Grover Cleveland]

Evil Lincoln does not know the meaning of evil.
Psh... sissy.

[Evil Lincoln]

Evil noun

1. A state of... uh... It's a place where... no.

Damn.

[Evil Chester A Arthur]

Bah! Who dares insult the honor of the honorable President Lincoln?! We must unite! Mega-President Form Up!

Torso Go!

[Evil Grover Cleveland]

Quiet, you one-term troglodyte! You only got in to the White House because Slightly Lawful Neutral James Garfield was offed.

[Good Warren G. Harding]

So, if I kill Evil Lincoln, do I have to atone or not?

[Evil Lincoln]

I'd say so.

But I might be lying.

In keeping with my alignment.

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

Evil Grover Cleveland wrote:

You only got in to the White House because Slightly Lawful Neutral James Garfield was offed.

Don't look at me! That one wasn't mine!

[Aberzombie]

I will not flag too much.

[andLich]

Mrgh.

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Anburaid]

The REAL question is "Would Evil Lincoln kill a goblin baby?"

Edit- and would he be Evil for doing that?

[Aberzombie]

But isn't he already...you know....evil?

[Aberzombie]

Brainnnnsssss......?

[Gary Teter]

I might actually vote Evil Lincoln someday. In an evil election. But for now, we'd like these "is [blah] evil" threads to pass quietly into the archives sooner rather than later.