Good Warren G. Harding's page

NO POLITICS!

Well-maintained designated bicycle lanes for everyone!!!

Somehow this alias was never as entertaining as I wanted it to be.

JMD031 wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Actually it kinda supports his contention that no one remembers you Mister President Whatsyername that he confused you with Taft ...

Don't make him beat you in two non-consecutive terms.

Exactly! I'm gonna smack you little punks just like I did that loser, Chaotic Useless Benjamin Harrison!

Clearly it is time for a more enlightened leader, like myself.

Conversation overheard as people walked through my lobby:

Mom: Come on, you know the answer is Warren Harding.

Son (jr. high age): I hate Warren Harding. Warren Harding can suck my balls.

Daughter (probably 4th or 5th grade): I'm not sure if he swung that way. My history book didn't mention Warren Harding sucking any balls.

Why would they hate me?

*wipes tear*

Good Warren G. Harding wrote:

Dear Zombie,

My friends have commented that I have, of late, developed a shambling gait. I find the remark insulting, but I do seem somewhat less coordinated.

I also seem to have a newfound taste for human flesh.

Should I be concerned?

Yours,
Pres. Harding

Loser.

*eats brain*

Dear Zombie,

My friends have commented that I have, of late, developed a shambling gait. I find the remark insulting, but I do seem somewhat less coordinated.

I also seem to have a newfound taste for human flesh.

Should I be concerned?

Yours,
Pres. Harding

Celestial Healer wrote:

Now I've read my Dick Cheney posts. Remember when we used to be able to do political humor threads on the Off-Topic boards? I feel like that wouldn't work these days...

Pff... sissy.

Hey, that's not nice!

Not to be confused with the Teapot Dome guy.

Callous Jack wrote:

Evil Lincoln wrote:

I'm personally tempted to enjoy the "evil/good president/assassin" movement, but in reality it's a touch too esoteric to really play outside the OTD. For the foreseeable future, it is likely to remain a cult success. It certainly doesn't have the caché of "Is this Evil?" or "Caster V. Martial".

Presidential alignments just don't rile the geeks, I suppose.

It would if someone had Evil Obama, Lawful Good Bush or Chaotic Neutral Clinton.

But how would that help it break out of the gulag that is OTD? Nope. Aligned presidents is a dead end.

It never works out for you evil types.

So, if I kill Evil Lincoln, do I have to atone or not?

stardust wrote:

I believe Benjamin Franklin was 80 years old when he was elected President of Pennsylvania (back when it was a colony).

Fun *fact*!

James K. Polk, William Henry Harrison, Franklin Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan were actually dead when elected, and were taxidermed and turned into marionettes in order to serve their country. Harrison didn't "die" a month into his term--his handlers lost the president's head, and he couldn't be made to give speeches.

And just in case you were wondering...** spoiler omitted **

Harding was actually a handpuppet.

Good Warren G. Harding wrote:

Presidents who die without finishing their terms are full of fail.

So are chumps who only get elected once.

Loser.

Don't look at me. It's Evil Warren Harding you want to talk to. He only got elected once AND died in office.

Presidents who die without finishing their terms are full of fail.