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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Celestial Healer wrote:This thread was a tremendous disappointment.Not entirely... somewhere in Georgia, Paula Deen is now having very naughty thoughts about Hugo. :)Maybe Hugo is having very naughty thoughts about Paula Deen.
HOTTT.
Maybe I'm having naughty thoughts about Paula Deen. Did you ever think of that? well!?! DId you!?!?!
... Calms self...
Sorry. Massive unhealthy quantities of butter get me riled up.

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Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.
Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
+badger?!?

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Studpuffin wrote:+badger?!?Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!
NO! Bad!
*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*

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Bagged 'er wrote:Studpuffin wrote:+badger?!?Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!NO! Bad!
*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*
You're the one who said "musk." As we all know, badgers are musky like musk oxen!

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Studpuffin wrote:You're the one who said "musk." As we all know, badgers are musky like musk oxen!Bagged 'er wrote:Studpuffin wrote:+badger?!?Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Someday in The Future, I'll be able to recount tales from the Internet Wars... how I was there when we hit Paula Deen, frog's legs, and lobsters with one surgical Rule 34 strike.Do you remember the time when Paula Deen tripped over those frog's legs and fell in that vat of lobsters who were in musk? That was awesome!NO! Bad!
*rubs Bagged 'er's nose in it*
I'm glad I'm adopted! You're not my real Badger!!!

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Studpuffin wrote:At least someone is......;)Aberzombie wrote:Ewwww.....I R Habin fun wif yer grrrlfriend.
She took me to the park and we played frisbee, then she bought me a balloon and some ice cream, and then I ran around with a sugar high, and then I passed out for a while, then I woke up and was cranky but she was all like "Lets go get you some McDonalds!" and I was like "YAY!" and then I had a happy meal and got a toy and then I fell asleep after she read me a story!

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Crimson Jester wrote:Ouch! Wait, wha?!Studpuffin wrote:Aberzombie wrote:There's a puffin doll?Yeah, sold by Wild Republicans I believes I do I do.Yes and it works much like a voodoo doll.
So I can pull this feather right here....
*Pulls out little CJ voodoo doll*
Lets dance!
*makes doll poke self in eye*

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Crimson Jester wrote:I prefer verbal jousting.Studpuffin wrote:No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.Crimson Jester wrote:as they say, a little goes a long way.that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
Fencing is a great sport. You should take it up some day.

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Crimson Jester wrote:ROFLMAOStudpuffin wrote:No big swords make bigger cuts,however You still need to know how to parry.Crimson Jester wrote:as they say, a little goes a long way.that smacks of "It's not the size, it's how you use it!" :P
Much harder to parry when you have to use two hands.