[Abraham Lincoln] This Just In: People Are Having Sex.


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On a daily basis even. This must be stopped! Immediately! How dare they!

Abraham Lincoln would never have let America come to this.

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too late.


You mean......Baberaham Lincoln.


Where?

When?

How?

Can I join in?


Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

Where?

When?

How?

Can I join in?

They already have the Twister mat and fuzzy handcuffs, so just bring a jar of Nutella.


I talked to Abe. He said it was cool.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
You mean......Baberaham Lincoln.

Is that gender-flipped Lincoln? Does she keep the beard?


I'm talking about with each other. I mean people.


Grand Magus wrote:


I'm talking about with each other. I mean people.

Babe and Abe?! They are people?!

Also, does Evil Lincoln anything to say in this matter?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

Where?

When?

How?

Can I join in?

They already have the Twister mat and fuzzy handcuffs, so just bring a jar of Nutella.

<Pulls out a car battery and jumper cables.>

"Hi there!"


This is no joke. Our children are growing up and having sex.

We must fix this broken nation -- What would Abraham Lincoln do?


Grand Magus wrote:


This is no joke. Our children are growing up and having sex.

We must fix this broken nation -- What would Abraham Lincoln do?

Sing a show tune?


Grand Magus wrote:


This is no joke. Our children are growing up and having sex.

Children?! Damn, I should wear protection... Wait, I did... I know! I sue them! I sue them all!

Quote:

We must fix this broken nation -- What would Abraham Lincoln do?

Had more sex?

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Drejk wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:


This is no joke. Our children are growing up and having sex.

Children?! Damn, I should wear protection... Wait, I did... I know! I sue them! I sue them all!

Quote:

We must fix this broken nation -- What would Abraham Lincoln do?

Had more sex?

Do you think, Lincoln actually slept in the Lincoln bedroom and if so did he have sex in it?!?!?!


The kids are even "getting it on" in War Zones. What is happening to the world ?!!

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Read more: >Video: Vancouver riot kissing couple tells their amazing tale<


Say it isn't so? Will someone please think of the children!

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JMD031 wrote:
Say it isn't so? Will someone please think of the children!

Thats what this will lead to.


Grand Magus wrote:


The kids are even "getting it on" in War Zones. What is happening to the world ?!!

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Read more: >Video: Vancouver riot kissing couple tells their amazing tale<

Seriously, how did they end up on the ground?

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Tensor wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:


The kids are even "getting it on" in War Zones. What is happening to the world ?!!

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Read more: >Video: Vancouver riot kissing couple tells their amazing tale<

Seriously, how did they end up on the ground?

"news" article wrote:


But he did, and his photograph remains a beacon of compassion in the middle of such abject malice.

Compassion??? That looks a lot like lust.


Crimson Jester wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Say it isn't so? Will someone please think of the children!
Thats what this will lead to.

You know, explaining the joke kind of kills the mood.

Scarab Sages

Tensor wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:


The kids are even "getting it on" in War Zones. What is happening to the world ?!!

Read more: >Video: Vancouver riot kissing couple tells their amazing tale<

Seriously, how did they end up on the ground?

The girl in the photo had just broke/sprained her ankle. Her boyfriend was helping her, and in the middle, kissed her quickly. The photographer just happened to make a good shot a really awesome shot. Apparently there were people out of the photograph that were running to help her/them.

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CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Say it isn't so? Will someone please think of the children!
Thats what this will lead to.
You know, explaining the joke kind of kills the mood.

I still think some people need to explain that to Dennis Miller.


CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Say it isn't so? Will someone please think of the children!
Thats what this will lead to.
You know, explaining the joke kind of kills the mood.

Actually, with the alarmist tone of this thread killing the mood might be the way of solving the main problem.

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