I'm asking that we stop with all of these parody threads. Seriously. I absolutely do not want to see another thread that uses the words Civil, Planned, Parenthood, Ice Cream, Grocery Bag, Politics, or Discussion. This is the Off Topic Threads forum, not the parody forum. Go find your own forum. I mean it. I'll be very upset if another parody thread is made, to include one of this thread. Don't you do it (I'm looking at you Amberzombie). Seriously, it has got to stop. I realize that I'm guilty of doing these kind of threads myself but now I see the error of my ways. Will somebody please think of the children? What have I ever done to deserve this? No more. Please?
*continues rambling*
.....................................................what was I saying again? Oh yeah, stop talking about my dog. I don't even have one, so why would you say such terrible things about him. Seriously it has got to stop. Right now. Thank you.
I can't tell if your serious or not. Apparently my Sarcasm-meter was damaged when my Civil Discourse-o-matic violently exploded.
I think the parody threads, like the previous appearances of the little-blue-critters-who-shall-not-be-named, are just some sane peoples' response to the overwhelming UnCivility of politically-charged threads. Just as you find the parody threads irritating, the UnCivil Discourse threads are just as irritating (if not more so) to many of us. If you have a better idea, I'm sure we're all open to listening (or at least the sane ones of us). My personal preference would be we all agree not to even start such political/religious threads in the first place, but I'm probably in the minority here.
Like it or not, we're all stuck in the OTF together, and that means we're all gonna have to make compromises to tolerate each other.
P.S. Give a virtual hug/cookie to Lilith, Ross, and the others who try to keep this place we all love from completely devolving into a madhouse. :)
P.P.S. Also, all dogs are suboptimal choices to cats in the first place. :)
P.P.S. Also, all dogs are suboptimal choices to cats in the first place. :)
Funny, for a member of a race that is inferior in all ways to Proteans to talk about suboptimal animal choices.
Oh, and for a supposed creature of utter chaos, you make your argument sound rather... axiomatic.
Funny, for a member of a race that is inferior in all ways to Proteans to talk about suboptimal animal choices.
P.P.S. Also, all dogs are suboptimal choices to cats in the first place. :)
Alas, we are still bound by the curse of that dreaded archdeity, IP. We made all the proper sacrifices to OGL, but it capriciously ignored us. Some say... in whispers... the Great Old One, CStrosslhu, will shake off his slumber and smite our chains with a mighty blow. But until that day, we must wait.
Oh, and for a supposed creature of utter chaos, you make your argument sound rather... axiomatic.
Why? Fiends love to use truth, facts, honor, loyalty, love -- all "good" -- as tools to mislead mortals.
Why can't character optimization guides and DPR Olympics be valuable tools in the hands of... SAOCH!
I'm going to go with
<Spins Wheel O' Reactions>
kidding.
I'm going to go with
<Spins Wheel O' Reactions>
kidding.
Pat, I'd like to buy a schwa?
Can we spin the Wheel'O'Morality?
Okeedokee!
<Spins>
We've stopped on...
Ambimoral?
Huh. I don't remember that on the wheel.
A**HAT*
Is there an S Pat?
I can't tell if your serious or not. Apparently my Sarcasm-meter was damaged when my Civil Discourse-o-matic violently exploded.
I think the parody threads, like the previous appearances of the little-blue-critters-who-shall-not-be-named, are just some sane peoples' response to the overwhelming UnCivility of politically-charged threads. Just as you find the parody threads irritating, the UnCivil Discourse threads are just as irritating (if not more so) to many of us. If you have a better idea, I'm sure we're all open to listening (or at least the sane ones of us). My personal preference would be we all agree not to even start such political/religious threads in the first place, but I'm probably in the minority here.
Like it or not, we're all stuck in the OTF together, and that means we're all gonna have to make compromises to tolerate each other.
P.S. Give a virtual hug/cookie to Lilith, Ross, and the others who try to keep this place we all love from completely devolving into a madhouse. :)
P.P.S. Also, all dogs are suboptimal choices to cats in the first place. :)
What are you going on about? This thread is about you guys hating on my non-existant dog. Or was it about how the guy behind the meat counter at my local grocery store keeps staring at me all weird like? Well which ever one of those is the most relavant at the time I suppose.
Can we spin the Wheel'O'Morality?
I prefer the Wheel O' Randomness.
I'm going to go with
<Spins Wheel O' Reactions>
kidding.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner Ken. Tell him what he's won!
Well, Jim our badger friend here has won an all expense paid vacation to nowhere, a 10 year old box of Rice-A-Roni and a copy of our home game! Back to you Jim.
This thread is about you guys hating on my non-existent dog.
Was your dog named Billy?
Oooo...
VERY upset?
What will happen then, I wonder.
This thread is about you guys hating on my non-existent dog.Was your dog named Billy?
How should I know? He doesn't exist. Besides why isn't anyone helping me with my problem with the guy behind the meat counter?
Don't you do it (I'm looking at you Amberzombie).Oh good. For a second I thought you were talking about me. That Amberzombie fellow is always giving me a bad name.
If you see him tell him I want my money.
How should I know? He doesn't exist.This thread is about you guys hating on my non-existent dog.Was your dog named Billy?
Well, then it's obviously your fault for not believing in your dog strongly enough. Dogs are like Tinkerbells. Imagine what would happen to the Poodle Lords if MoMo stopped believing in them.
Besides why isn't anyone helping me with my problem with the guy behind the meat counter?
Again, your fault for believing too strongly in the meat counter guy.
What do I look like? His bookie?If you see him tell him I want my money.Don't you do it (I'm looking at you Amberzombie).Oh good. For a second I thought you were talking about me. That Amberzombie fellow is always giving me a bad name.
Well you were talking about him like you were his friend. And if you are his friend then you will likely see him before I do. So...there.
How should I know? He doesn't exist.This thread is about you guys hating on my non-existent dog.Was your dog named Billy?Well, then it's obviously your fault for not believing in your dog strongly enough. Dogs are like Tinkerbells. Imagine what would happen to the Poodle Lords if MoMo stopped believing in them.
Besides why isn't anyone helping me with my problem with the guy behind the meat counter?Again, your fault for believing too strongly in the meat counter guy.
What are you going on about? This thread is about me getting my money back from that Amberzombie guy. If you see him tell him I want my money.
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Well you were talking about him like you were his friend. And if you are his friend then you will likely see him before I do. So...there.What do I look like? His bookie?If you see him tell him I want my money.Don't you do it (I'm looking at you Amberzombie).Oh good. For a second I thought you were talking about me. That Amberzombie fellow is always giving me a bad name.
Wow, I think that actually makes sense.
I don't owe anybody any money.
Unless I claimed I would pay you to nom on your delicious brains...
Wow, I think that actually makes sense.Well you were talking about him like you were his friend. And if you are his friend then you will likely see him before I do. So...there.What do I look like? His bookie?If you see him tell him I want my money.Don't you do it (I'm looking at you Amberzombie).Oh good. For a second I thought you were talking about me. That Amberzombie fellow is always giving me a bad name.
Maybe THAT is what happens when he gets VERY upset?
Dogs love me.
Dogs love me.But do they LOVE you?
Yes.
*loves Bigby's Stinky Finger*
*loves it a little harder*
*lights a cigarette*
I don't owe anybody any money.
Unless I claimed I would pay you to nom on your delicious brains...
What are you going on about? This thread is about how the national debt is spiraling out of control....no wait that is another, more political thread. This thread is about why they keep taking my favorite tv shows off the air. Damn them.
