Sister Mary Rambo, I invite you to become one of the 12 Lords of my Land. You may rule your Lordship as you wish.
ARISE, LADY RAMBO!!!
It is kind of like watching a resistible force meet an unmovable object.
It is kind of like watching a resistible force meet an unmovable object.
Court-Fool! Every court needs a Fool, and you are it! You can work with the Jester that I have already hired.
No thanks. Your court has one fool too many as it is.
Creepy Puppet, I can think of no better Jester for my court.......FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORHTY....Is that like warts, or something?
Sorry Kid, but you can't afford me.
Sorry Kid, but you can't afford me.
This was never about the money...
Is it just me or this thread was funnier before Leafar got involved?
Patrick Star?
Hmm are we sure Leafar is Lawful? Because I clearly state that for personal reasons that I do not want him to post or reply to this thread.
*Checks Leafar's alignment in the Bestiary*
Looks like Mr. the Lost is about to lose some abilities due to an alignment change.
Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!
Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!
Where is Mairkuria? I am certainly not Mairkurion. I have never heard of it before. Is it near my land?
Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!
Hey, Leafar is my buddy. Don't go obscuring his identity for your own prurient interests.
Sicko. Everyone knows what poodles do to plants.
Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!
He'd like you to think that, wrapping himself in leaves of borrowed glory.
Mairkuria, is a wonderful country in the Balkans, where I have my captial, and of course, my tower. We achieved independence from Venezia back during the Wars of Religion. Our style of architecture is Venetian. Luckily, we've managed to stay off of most maps, keeping us out of wars and free from tourists. Damn tourists. "Mairkuria...Mairkuria...you border on the Adriatic..."
Removed some posts. Please play nicely in the Off Topic boards.
One imagines any job at Paizo to be among The Happiest Jobs in the World. I hate that there have to be sad moments. Just, sad. Doesn't this kind of thing belong in a political or mechanical thread, somewhere? :S
Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!He'd like you to think that, wrapping himself in leaves of borrowed glory.
Mairkuria, is a wonderful country in the Balkans, where I have my captial, and of course, my tower. We achieved independence from Venezia back during the Wars of Religion. Our style of architecture is Venetian. Luckily, we've managed to stay off of most maps, keeping us out of wars and free from tourists. Damn tourists. "Mairkuria...Mairkuria...you border on the Adriatic..."
You may think your country of Mairkuria is wonderful, but it pales in comparison to the Land of Leafar. I created the land myself 1,000 years ago after the Catechism tore my world apart. It has it's own architectural style, art, music, and religion. I am the Overlord and the head of the church. We welcome tourists, so we can show them out perfection, and we welcome wars too, so we can show them our superiority!
You may think your country of Mairkuria is wonderful, but it pales in comparison to the Land of Leafar. I created the land myself 1,000 years ago after the Catechism tore my world apart. It has it's own architectural style, art, music, and religion. I am the Overlord and the head of the church. We welcome tourists, so we can show them out perfection, and we welcome wars too, so we can show them our superiority!Don't you people see? Leafer is Mairkurion {tm}!He'd like you to think that, wrapping himself in leaves of borrowed glory.
Mairkuria, is a wonderful country in the Balkans, where I have my captial, and of course, my tower. We achieved independence from Venezia back during the Wars of Religion. Our style of architecture is Venetian. Luckily, we've managed to stay off of most maps, keeping us out of wars and free from tourists. Damn tourists. "Mairkuria...Mairkuria...you border on the Adriatic..."
Are you aware, JMD031, that due to this thread you have brought the country of Mairkuria and the Land of Leafar to the brink of war? Do you know how many lives will be lost if that happens? Are you that filled with hatred for me, that you let that happen? How could you live with yourself if you knew that you started a apocolyptic war between two powerful nations that could literally destroy the world itself? The shame....the shame...
Hey buddy, come on. You're bringing the party down with all this war talk. Here, have some punch. Also, there's this cute half-orc gal that's interested in "the guy with the cloak". She's just down this way... I'd check her out if I were you.
Sister Mary Rambo, I invite you to become one of the 12 Lords of my Land. You may rule your Lordship as you wish.
ARISE, LADY RAMBO!!!
Alright, c'mere, Your Lordship...
Hey buddy, come on. You're bringing the party down with all this war talk. Here, have some punch. Also, there's this cute half-orc gal that's interested in "the guy with the cloak". She's just down this way... I'd check her out if I were you.
Lord Talonne Hauk, only JMD031 can stop a war between the nations of Mairkuria and Leafar. He knows what he must do. The fate of the world is in his hands...or claws...
Are you aware, JMD031, that due to this thread you have brought the country of Mairkuria and the Land of Leafar to the brink of war? Do you know how many lives will be lost if that happens? Are you that filled with hatred for me, that you let that happen? How could you live with yourself if you knew that you started a apocolyptic war between two powerful nations that could literally destroy the world itself? The shame....the shame...
Why would we go to war with a nation of fleas? We'd just call the exterminator. We have an excellent one on call.
Are you aware, JMD031, that due to this thread you have brought the country of Mairkuria and the Land of Leafar to the brink of war? Do you know how many lives will be lost if that happens? Are you that filled with hatred for me, that you let that happen? How could you live with yourself if you knew that you started a apocolyptic war between two powerful nations that could literally destroy the world itself? The shame....the shame...
I am an agent of chaos. I do whatever I can to sow confusion and destruction everywhere. Also, I live in the maelstrom. So have your silly war, just do it outside of this thread as I have repeatedly asked you to follow just one RULE of this thread and you have yet to do so. Which makes me wonder why you said that thing you said in the other thread....
Why would we go to war with a nation of fleas? We'd just call the exterminator. We have an excellent one on call.Are you aware, JMD031, that due to this thread you have brought the country of Mairkuria and the Land of Leafar to the brink of war? Do you know how many lives will be lost if that happens? Are you that filled with hatred for me, that you let that happen? How could you live with yourself if you knew that you started a apocolyptic war between two powerful nations that could literally destroy the world itself? The shame....the shame...
A nation of fleas? There is no worse insult possible in my land! From this point on, the nations of Mairkuria and Leafar are in a I hope you are happy, JMD031, but I think I will call you Jumdo from now now, because it is easier to remember!!!
*gets out water bottle and sprays Leafar*
No, bad!
*hands Studpuffing a rolled up newspaper*
Try this. And if that doesn't work, I guess we'll have to rub his nose in it.
As OP of this thread, I hearby decree that Leafar the Lost may not post, reply, or otherwise make any further comments in this thread under penalty of the LAW. Because I am the OP of this thread I have full and complete control of it's rules and failure to comply to those rules is an act of chaos and is to be considered disorderly conduct. Furthermore, Leafar the Lost may not try to circumvent this in any way by posting under an alias. This will result in sterner punishment.
For the rest of you, please continue to enjoy this awesome thread.
A nation of fleas? There is no worse insult possible in my land! From this point on, the nations of Mairkuria and Leafar are in a I hope you are happy, JMD031, but I think I will call you Jumdo from now now, because it is easier to remember!!!
Alright fine, you win. We surrender. {teleports Professor Leafarity to the dock} You are free to disembark in your shuttlecr-, er, "sky chariot" and tour your new territories.
{watches The Mighty Leafar the Great Magister depart}
...
Okey-doke... {removes holocube matrice and plugs it into external power unit} The program will continue to run and Leafarity will be none the wiser.
Captain Mairkurion, this is Lieutenant Ambrosia in Engineering. Leafar has been contained, and you should have full control once again.
A nation of fleas? There is no worse insult possible in my land! From this point on, the nations of Mairkuria and Leafar are in a I hope you are happy, JMD031, but I think I will call you Jumdo from now now, because it is easier to remember!!!Alright fine, you win. We surrender. {teleports Professor Leafarity to the dock} You are free to disembark in your shuttlecr-, er, "sky chariot" and tour your new territories.
{watches The Mighty Leafar the Great Magister depart}
...
Okey-doke... {removes holocube matrice and plugs it into external power unit} The program will continue to run and Leafarity will be none the wiser.
Captain Mairkurion, this is Lieutenant Ambrosia in Engineering. Leafar has been contained, and you should have full control once again.
Aw...a paper weight! A beautiful gift I can actually use, everyday! Thanks, Lt! ::Hugs:: Champagne for everyone! In this war, there were NO LOSERS! Well, accept for that one guy...
Aw...a paper weight! A beautiful gift I can actually use, everyday! Thanks, Lt! ::Hugs:: Champagne for everyone! In this war, there were NO LOSERS! Well, accept for that one guy...A nation of fleas? There is no worse insult possible in my land! From this point on, the nations of Mairkuria and Leafar are in a I hope you are happy, JMD031, but I think I will call you Jumdo from now now, because it is easier to remember!!!Alright fine, you win. We surrender. {teleports Professor Leafarity to the dock} You are free to disembark in your shuttlecr-, er, "sky chariot" and tour your new territories.
{watches The Mighty Leafar the Great Magister depart}
...
Okey-doke... {removes holocube matrice and plugs it into external power unit} The program will continue to run and Leafarity will be none the wiser.
Captain Mairkurion, this is Lieutenant Ambrosia in Engineering. Leafar has been contained, and you should have full control once again.
Do you actually think I can't tell the difference between a hologram and reality? Now my Leafarian forces have access to your computer systems, and it will be easy for us to shut them down and invade your nation at will. You will not be able to defend yourselves. Thanks for the favor!
Do you actually think I can't tell the difference between a hologram and reality? Now my Leafarian forces have access to your computer systems, and it will be easy for us to shut them down and invade your nation at will. You will not be able to defend yourselves. Thanks for the favor!
{pats isolinear array Holocube} There, there, you can do whatever you want in your new home. It's an isolated system, so you won't have to worry about the big scary reality or anything else getting in there and upsetting you.
Yes, Oh Mighty Leafar, you now possess ...and an Itty-Bitty Living Space.
{pats isolinear array Holocube} There, there, you can do whatever you want in your new home. It's an isolated system, so you won't have to worry about the big scary reality or anything else getting in there and upsetting you.Yes, Oh Mighty Leafar, you now possess ...and an Itty-Bitty Living Space.
Thank you, Ambrosia, for letting me know I now have I will, through sheer force of will, release myself from the Companion Cube. I am now willing to Sue for Peace. I want an end to this war...
*Shakes JMD031 hand* Thank you sir, because of your valourous work Leafar the annoying has become much more scarse in the Comic boards and his silly "MARVEL WINS BECAUSE VDAHDGJHGJDABDKAA!11!!!11" threads have mostly turned into places of calm and rational debate. You have my sincere thanks.
Also Mairkurion, my good chap, I know the land of the lost will not give your kingdom any real trouble but I would like to affirm that my mercenary company would gladly enter this war on your side, for free even. Such humanitarian cause as liberating the land from such an evil dictator deserves it.
Also, am I the only one that noticed? 'The Land of Leafar' + 'Leafar the Lost' = 'The Land of the Lost', which sounds like some abyssal or infernal plane of suffering. Leafar is a demon! (he obviously can't be a devil, because he's not lawful as his posting in this thread demonstrates)
Leafar spelled backwards is Rafael. Someone with the name of Rafael must have fabulous hair, the kind that would get him a gig doing shampoo commmercials. But I say, why have sham poo? Demand real poo instead!
What does all this prove? Nothing! But I'm not going to let that stop me from theorizing that Leafar is actually Fabio!
Go ahead! Prove me wrong.
So... I'm confused. If that cool party and everything was just a holographic illusion, then why am I still holding this flute of champagne?
So... I'm confused. If that cool party and everything was just a holographic illusion, then why am I still holding this flute of champagne?
Um...uh....you haven't been digging into my shrooms, have you?
Dun-DUN-
So... I'm confused. If that cool party and everything was just a holographic illusion, then why am I still holding this flute of champagne?
{whispers:} It's a continuity error that Editing missed. We throw in stuff like this occasionally to give the Trekkers conniption fits. Also, the director is drunk and the writers are still on strike.
Now hurry over to craft service before Spiner decides to start singing again...
Thank you, Ambrosia, for letting me know I now have I will, through sheer force of will, release myself from the Companion Cube. I am now willing to Sue for Peace. I want an end to this war...
Oy vey! Encom is getting really sloppy with their AI development. Clearly this "Leafar" is a sloppy alpha release... definitely not ready for distribution. Just look at all the spaghetti code in the memory retrieval and allocation systems... and it has no concept of what a Loaf even is...
*Shakes JMD031 hand* Thank you sir, because of your valourous work Leafar the annoying has become much more scarse in the Comic boards and his silly "MARVEL WINS BECAUSE VDAHDGJHGJDABDKAA!11!!!11" threads have mostly turned into places of calm and rational debate. You have my sincere thanks.
Also Mairkurion, my good chap, I know the land of the lost will not give your kingdom any real trouble but I would like to affirm that my mercenary company would gladly enter this war on your side, for free even. Such humanitarian cause as liberating the land from such an evil dictator deserves it.
Also, am I the only one that noticed? 'The Land of Leafar' + 'Leafar the Lost' = 'The Land of the Lost', which sounds like some abyssal or infernal plane of suffering. Leafar is a demon! (he obviously can't be a devil, because he's not lawful as his posting in this thread demonstrates)
Like Aperature Science, I do what I can because I must.
I certainly think it was for the good of all of us.
So...
>.>
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...I can haz pie now?
So...
>.>
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...I can haz pie now?
Sure.
*throws banana cream pie at courtfool*
“This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination- no, my friends. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals…their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition…these are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgment on those accused.” Jor-El, Superman (1978)
General Zod, I shall now cast you and your allies into the Phantom Zone. May the Gods have mercy on your soul...if you had one.
*Shakes JMD031 hand* Thank you sir, because of your valourous work Leafar the annoying has become much more scarse in the Comic boards and his silly "MARVEL WINS BECAUSE VDAHDGJHGJDABDKAA!11!!!11" threads have mostly turned into places of calm and rational debate. You have my sincere thanks.
Also Mairkurion, my good chap, I know the land of the lost will not give your kingdom any real trouble but I would like to affirm that my mercenary company would gladly enter this war on your side, for free even. Such humanitarian cause as liberating the land from such an evil dictator deserves it.
Also, am I the only one that noticed? 'The Land of Leafar' + 'Leafar the Lost' = 'The Land of the Lost', which sounds like some abyssal or infernal plane of suffering. Leafar is a demon! (he obviously can't be a devil, because he's not lawful as his posting in this thread demonstrates)
VM Mercenario, my so called "Land of the Lost" has never been defeated in a war, and it never will. If you join with the Mairkurions, then you will share their fate. I offer you the chance now to take my hand and sit at my table. Choose well......choose well...
I shall never join you demon!!! *Starts throwing snowballs made of frozen holy water*
I shall never join you demon!!! *Starts throwing snowballs made of frozen holy water*
HA, I will use those snowballs against you, Kitty Cat!
*Reflects the snowballs made of frozen holy water back at VM, but along the way I turn them into balls of hellfire that strike him and each one of his mercenaries, and it burns the Mark of Leafar into their foreheads. Then I laugh*