Forget that. Does the sorcerer have a puffin or tengu bloodline? That's money right there.
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Forget that. Does the sorcerer have a puffin or tengu bloodline? That's money right there.
PUFFIN BLOODLINE
Class Skill: SurvivalSpells-- Charm Person (3rd); Levitate (5th); Fly (7th); Charm Monster (9th); Overland Flight (11th); Transformation (13th); Insanity (15th); Mind Blank (17th); Dominate Monster (19th)
Bloodline Arcana: Whenever you cast a charm spell the DC to resist such a spell is increased by 2.
Bloodline Powers:
Suggestive Wink (Ex): At 1st level, the puffin blood makes this creature adorable. The sorcerer may target one hostile creature within 30ft. That creature must make a will save (DC 10 + half sorc level + cha modifier) or act as if under the effects of a Calm Emotions for 1 round.
Flappity Flap Flap (Su): Starting at 3rd level, this creature can be under the effects of a feather fall spell for a number of rounds per day equal to his class level. This is an immediate action and use of these rounds need not be consecutive.
Seagull Hater (Su): At 9th level, the puffin exudes an aura of wrath against Seagulls. Any Seagull who comes with 30ft of this creature is subject to the effects of an Implosion spell, no save. A puffin can suppress this ability at will as an immediate action if he so desires (such as when riding his bestial seagull mount).
Peck Peck Peck (Su): A puffin gains a bite attack at level 15 that does 1d20 damage and 2 points of cha damage to the creature bitten.
Apuffeosis(Su): A puffin that reaches 20th level is immune to damage, ability damage, ability drain, death effects, charm effects, compulsion effects, emo whining, and TURKEYS! so long as the player of said character says "Peep!" every few seconds.
I'll buy five 8'5 x 11" of these.
Somebody, PLEASE write up a Sorcerer bloodline of Weretiger.
Isn't there a Rakshasa one?
Why do we need one with the Puffin Blood line available.
*hangs up 'Mission Accomplished' banner*
*hangs up 'Mission Accomplished' banner*
It's more like "Mission Impossible"! Yes, I will break your rule, because you broke mine first! Therefore, you are responsible for me replying here, not me...
*takes down 'Mission Accomplished' banner and tears it up into little pieces and then burns those little pieces and then throws the ashes in the river*
*takes down 'Mission Accomplished' banner and tears it up into little pieces and then burns those little pieces and then throws the ashes in the river*
I'm afraid you'll now have to be cited for littering, pollution, and unauthorized fire, young man.
*hangs up 'Mission Accomplished' banner*It's more like "Mission Impossible"! Yes, I will break your rule, because you broke mine first! Therefore, you are responsible for me replying here, not me...
*takes down 'Mission Accomplished' banner and tears it up into little pieces and then burns those little pieces and then throws the ashes in the river*
Umm, you already broke it with your "alias". And besides, the point of this thread was to get you to post in it in some manner so I could call you a hypocrite and I have succeeded in that. So, there.
Also, I am as much responsible for your actions as you are of mine. Now, I believe that only I am responsible for my own actions. Therefore, I am not responsible at all for any of your actions. You have fallen into a classic cognitive distortion. I win again. You are really bad at this.
*hangs up new 'Mission Accomplished' banner*
Let the celebration begin!
I think the thread title needs to be changed. It's obvious that Leafar actually can post to this thread.
It was a clever trap!
Also, I am as much responsible for your actions as you are of mine. Now, I believe that only I am responsible for my own actions. Therefore, I am not responsible at all for any of your actions. You have fallen into a classic cognitive distortion. I win again. You are really bad at this.*hangs up new 'Mission Accomplished' banner*
Let the celebration begin!
LET THE CELEBRATION END!
These repeated attacks against me have only made me stronger, and now I am close to achieving godhood! Not only have you failed, you have fallen into my trap, because the trap you set up for me was a trap I allowed myself to go into to trap you!
*takes down the new 'Mission Accomplised' banner, uses it for toilet paper, then puts it back up*
*takes down the new 'Mission Accomplised' banner, uses it for toilet paper, then puts it back up*
Public indecency now? Is there no end to your lawbreaking and flouting of all the common decency of a civilized society?
Something has to exist to be flouted.
Are you suggesting the people of the Paizo messagboards are indecent, sir? That they somehow do not conform to the rules of proper etiquette?
Preposterous! All here know that the internet is a place of strict adherence to the rules of good behavio......
......crap! Never mind.
I would like to submit as evidence the undeath panels included in the latest forum legislation. If anything proves the indecency of society, that is it.
Public indecency now? Is there no end to your lawbreaking and flouting of all the common decency of a civilized society?
I can't break the law, Sir Spitsalot, because...
Fifteen years in the academy
He was like no cadet they'd ever seen
A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
And when he speaks he never says it twice
They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd
So break the law, and you wind up dead
Truth and justice are what he's fighting for
Judge Dredd the man, he is the law
DROKK IT!
With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even Death can overcome his might
Cause Dredd and Anderson, they won the fight
When the Sov's started the Apocalypse war
Mega-City was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the Sov's with their counter-attack
DROKK IT!
Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...
Chorus
I AM THE LAW!
And you won't f%+& around no more - I AM THE LAW
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW
Because in Mega-City... I AM THE LAW
In the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to Dredd
The book of law is the bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executioner
DROKK IT!
CRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
CRIME - The ultimate sin
Your ISO-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
Public indecency now? Is there no end to your lawbreaking and flouting of all the common decency of a civilized society?I can't break the law, Sir Spitsalot, because...
Ah, I see - so we're going for the whole insanity defense?
signals the men in white coats
Fifteen years in the academy
He was like no cadet they'd ever seen
A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
And when he speaks he never says it twice
They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd
So break the law, and you wind up dead
Truth and justice are what he's fighting for
Judge Dredd the man, he is the law
DROKK IT!With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even Death can overcome his might
Cause Dredd and Anderson, they won the fight
When the Sov's started the Apocalypse war
Mega-City was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the Sov's with their counter-attack
DROKK IT!Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...
ChorusI AM THE LAW!
And you won't f+$! around no more - I AM THE LAW
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW
Because in Mega-City... I AM THE LAWIn the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to Dredd
The book of law is the bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executioner
DROKK IT!CRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to warCRIME - The ultimate sin
Your ISO-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
"Darth Knight!"
"Yes, Master?"
"ARISE!"
Ah, I see - so we're going for the whole insanity defense?
I am the only sane person here...
It is apparent to everyone but Leafar who is the clear winner here and it is not Mr. the Lost. His futile attempts to "claim victory" from his immediate and total defeat are laughable at best. I encourage all fellow posters to come to this thread and see what a total fool Leafar the Lost is making of himself.
I am the only sane person here...Ah, I see - so we're going for the whole insanity defense?
I could stoop to your level and fight crazy with crazy but instead I'm just going to take the high road here and say "Good day to you, sir".
{hops in} Would anyone care for a Slaadbury Creme Egg?
{hops in} Would anyone care for a Slaadbury Creme Egg?
Thank you, but no...
There seems to be a lack of partying going on in this thread.
There seems to be a lack of partying going on in this thread.
Hey, sorry I'm late. Should I set up the DJ booth over here?
Hey! It's hard to get this party started with all the shouting going on!
So where should we lay out the snack table?
Hey! It's hard to get this party started with all the shouting going on!
So where should we lay out the snack table?
Only the worthy will be allowed to enter the Land of Leafar. You will be one of my 12 Lords and you will reign over your own Lordship. Arise, Lord Hauk!
Oh great, he's a jovah's witness to boot. Someone tell Mr. the Lost to please leave this thread because he is not invited to this awesome party we're having.
Only the worthy will be allowed to enter the Land of Leafar. You will be one of my 12 Lords and you will reign over your own Lordship. Arise, Lord Hauk!Hey! It's hard to get this party started with all the shouting going on!
So where should we lay out the snack table?
Awww, shucks. I'm just a hyperactive midget drow.
Anyhow, the band will be arriving anytime now. Stick around, it'll be a rocking good time!
Removed some posts. Please play nicely in the Off Topic boards.
There seems to be a lack of partying going on in this thread.
Of course there ia a lack of partying.
There aren't many Hawt Chicks here!
Are you implying that Liz is not a hawt chick?
There seems to be a lack of partying going on in this thread.Of course there ia a lack of partying.
There aren't many Hawt Chicks here!
Lord Fyre, clearly you are worthy to become one of my 12 Lords! ARISE, LORD FYRE! You will join Lord Hauk at my table!
I AM THE LAW!In the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to Dredd
The book of law is the bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executionerCRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to warCRIME - The ultimate sin
Your ISO-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
DARTH KNIGHT! I WILL ALSO NAME YOU AS A LORD IN MY LAND, FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORTHY TO SIT AT MY TABLE.
ARISE, LORD KNIGHT!!!
....FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORHTY....
Is that like warts, or something?
....FOR TRULY YOU ARE WORHTY....Is that like warts, or something?
Creepy Puppet, I can think of no better Jester for my court...
Lord Fyre, clearly you are worthy to become one of my 12 Lords! ARISE, LORD FYRE! You will join Lord Hauk at my table!There seems to be a lack of partying going on in this thread.Of course there ia a lack of partying.
There aren't many Hawt Chicks here!
I must decline this honor, for I have posted in this thread.