Malaise-Inducement Construct
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Help!
In the deluge of free pizza, we have misplaced our April Fool's Day Secret Mustaches!
Check out these pictures of admirably hirsute coverings of the anterior surface of the body of the maxilla, and help us figure out who is who!
- Mustache 1
- Mustache 2
- Mustache 3
- Mustache 4
- Mustache 5
- Mustache 6
- Mustache 7
- Mustache 8
- Mustache 9
- Mustache 10
- Mustache 11
- Mustache 12
- Mustache 13
- Mustache 14
- Mustache 15
- Mustache 16
- Mustache 17
Once you've given up (like we have), perhaps the image under this spoiler will help guide your way, as it is a cheat sheet:
...by the way, I did remember to warn you about Mustache 17, right? Don't look at it. It's awful! BEWARE OF MUSTACHE 17!
Note: This was, in NO WAY, a competition. You are therefor asked to avoid such unpleasantness as noting who has the best mustache. There will be no need to point out whose mustache is your favorite. The most luxurious, impressive, or awe-inspiring. We are ALL above such childishness as paying attention to whose mustache is the "fan favorite". All mustaches are unique and important snowflakes. Even Jason's.
Even Jason's.
Indeed.. mine is the most unique!
Jason
You could even say that it's a little bit special.mine is the most unique!
Jason
Your links, they are not trustworthy.
Jason
FAIL! Your mustaches fail to invoke the least bit of envy or jealously in me. We Chaos froggies are naturally dashing sans facial hair!
This calls for a Firefly quote.
Captain Malcom Reynolds:
"In all my life, I will never love a woman the way this officer loved that lip fairy."
Has anyone else noticed that Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin has a lip fairy of his own?
Note: This was, in NO WAY, a competition. You are therefor asked to avoid such unpleasantness as noting who has the best mustache.
Well, of course. All have fallen short of the glory of Tom Selleck's Magnum P.I.-era 'stache. There's been no point in a mustache competition since 1980.
Wow... I'm so glad I decided to look at this 5 hours after dinner. The bout of dry heaves I just got over was far preferable to wet/chunky/warm slippers.
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Note: This was, in NO WAY, a competition. You are therefor asked to avoid such unpleasantness as noting who has the best mustache.Well, of course. All have fallen short of the glory of Tom Selleck's Magnum P.I.-era 'stache. There's been no point in a mustache competition since 1980.
Very true, even we dwarves respect mr. Selleck's mustache.
C'mon, there has to be some respect for Burt Reynolds' stache.
And there's Ron Burgundy.
And Cosmo's hero: Rollie Fingers.
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Damn I missed a Secret Mustache Day! Tarnation! Well better late than never, here is the King of Vrock's regal lip fairy
--Vrockin' the Handlebar