General Monster Complaints


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In a response to this thread, where I complain about the attractiveness of planetouched and the existence of dhampirs, I thought I'd enlighten the subforum with a few of my other complaints.

1. The lich. In NOWHERE IN THE DESCRIPTION does it mention the lich being skeletal! And yet. Not only does the picture show a skeleton, but it has DR 15/Bludgeoning! WTH, Paizo?!

2. The dragon. SINCE WHEN are they reptilian? If they're going to have scales in the picture, why don't they have natural armor?! Clearly, Paizo's just hopping on the scaly dragon trend. If they're gonna do that, they may as well do it properly. And add annoying half-elves named Eragon. And if they aren't willing to go all the way, just keep to classical mythology!

3. Iron golems. WHY ON EARTH do the creation components involve iron? Where does it say they have iron in them? FAIL!

4. The rogue class. The description keeps referring to 'sneak attacking'. WHERE IS THIS ON THE TABLE? I can't see it!

Thank you for reading. I expect to see quality, Paizo! If you can't keep track of things, I may as well switch to 4E!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

In a response to this thread, where I complain about the attractiveness of planetouched and the existence of dhampirs, I thought I'd enlighten the subforum with a few of my other complaints.

1. The lich. In NOWHERE IN THE DESCRIPTION does it mention the lich being skeletal! And yet. Not only does the picture show a skeleton, but it has DR 15/Bludgeoning! WTH, Paizo?!

2. The dragon. SINCE WHEN are they reptilian? If they're going to have scales in the picture, why don't they have natural armor?! Clearly, Paizo's just hopping on the scaly dragon trend. If they're gonna do that, they may as well do it properly. And add annoying half-elves named Eragon. And if they aren't willing to go all the way, just keep to classical mythology!

3. Iron golems. WHY ON EARTH do the creation components involve iron? Where does it say they have iron in them? FAIL!

4. The rogue class. The description keeps referring to 'sneak attacking'. WHERE IS THIS ON THE TABLE? I can't see it!

Thank you for reading. I expect to see quality, Paizo! If you can't keep track of things, I may as well switch to 4E!

1) Liches don't have be skeletal but they can be.

2) Dragons have scales and natural armor, not seeing you point here.
3) Iron golems are made from Iron hence the name "Iron Golem".
4) I see sneak attack on the table. It's there every odd level.

Not sure what your issue is.

Liberty's Edge

He's kidding. And strongly implying he was kidding in his other thread (which was much more plausible).


Deadmanwalking wrote:
He's kidding. And strongly implying he was kidding in his other thread (which was much more plausible).

Naw, I wasn't kidding. In the other thread, that is. There I just failed to do my homework. :P

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