Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[Evil Lincoln]

There.

I said it.

[Edward Cullen]

Evil Lincoln wrote:

There.

I said it.

But But But......

[Winnegan's fake.]

If its anything like sparkly vampires, I don't have any.

[Fairyfart Twinklepee]

*sparkles as she jogs*

Bo Derek, eat your heart out!

[TriOmegaZero]

We need a Frank avatar on the boards.

[Winnegan's fake.]

I'm already too frank my own good.

[TriOmegaZero]

Do you believe in time travel?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Do you believe in time travel?

I did yesterday, and will again tomorrow, but not today.

[Mike Welham]

RE Smurfs::

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

[Bear on a Unicycle]

taig wrote:

RE Smurfs::

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Ask a woman.

[Winnegan's fake.]

Speaking as the ambassador from last week, it's my job.