
KaeYoss |

Meals bleating, uppity
In their columns "Eat more chicken!", a bunch of sheep about to be turned into mutton chops were raising a lot of noise and urging people to eat the much tastier and more healthy chicken.
This probably means that the recipe for mutton chops will be changed yet again. It will probably call for splitting the ham base when butchering the animal.

Spanky the Leprechaun |

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Meals bleating, uppityIn their columns "Eat more chicken!", a bunch of sheep about to be turned into mutton chops were raising a lot of noise and urging people to eat the much tastier and more healthy chicken.
This probably means that the recipe for mutton chops will be changed yet again. It will probably call for splitting the ham base when butchering the animal.
BIKEr GIRLS trick-or-TREATING for UNICEF!!!!!

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Likely story.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:We waw hawn
FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!Clevah!
I've answered Mearls new call.
S'kinda cold in here.
Oh, that's so not what I meant.
I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:The Jade wrote:Likely story.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:We waw hawn
FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!Clevah!
I've answered Mearls new call.
S'kinda cold in here.
Oh, that's so not what I meant.
I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.
*provides email address*
Just in case you ever... you know... need it...

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:The Jade wrote:Likely story.Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:We waw hawn
FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!Clevah!
I've answered Mearls new call.
S'kinda cold in here.
Oh, that's so not what I meant.
I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.
*provides email address*
Just in case you ever... you know... need it...
Prepare for "Junk Mail" CH.

The Jade |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty bicycle... so go figure.
That was no bike. That was my member's "balloon animal" version of a tesseract. I do parties. No really. Entire parties.
As for the rust... er... that's just a pesky souvenir from a lost weekend in Bangkok.

Shipwreck |

Studpuffin wrote:Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty bicycle... so go figure.That was no bike. That was my member's "balloon animal" version of a tesseract. I do parties. No really. Entire parties.
As for the rust... er... that's just a pesky souvenir from a lost weekend in Bangkok.
Who hasn't had a lost weekend in Bangkok? You might wanna see a doctor. It sounds like you met Lady Candelabra. I remember her back when she had fewer wrinkles, and more parts...

Turin the Mad |

Turin the Mad wrote:I'm not saying there has never been a hot gamer, but when think of most of the groups I've been it - I'd rather everyone just keep their clothes on.Whimsy Chris wrote:Nude gamers? I'll pass.Depends on the gamer and one's inclinations ... rawr ...
True, VERY true ... just like with the general population, there are exceptions that are most warranting of labeling as various types of cake, pie or sweets.
Mmmmm .... p-pie ...

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Aberzombie wrote:Steven Tindall wrote:Sure I use them. It's how I judge the distance to the brainnnnsssss....Aberzombie wrote:AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!Your a freakin ZOMBIE, like your useing them anyway.Oh Ok Good to know.
*holds up holy symbol, prepares to take a readied action*
attacks the guy next to Tindall

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Xabulba wrote:Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.Hey I think I recongnise most of these guys!
I feel safe now theres no way even a amberzombie can get through a wall of man meat. Besides I think his diet is just brain food.
There's no decent response to this that isn't going to get deleted.

Xabulba |

Steven Tindall wrote:There's no decent response to this that isn't going to get deleted.Xabulba wrote:Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.Hey I think I recongnise most of these guys!
I feel safe now theres no way even a amberzombie can get through a wall of man meat. Besides I think his diet is just brain food.
I was going to reply with something about where men do there thinking but My big brain prevented me from posting it.

Steven Tindall |

Whimsy Chris wrote:Nude gamers? I'll pass.Yeaaaa.... I'm all for group naked time, but gamers are not traditionally the most fit people in the world. I think I'll take a raincheck on this one too.
Then maybe it's just MY group.
I work out 3 times a week to keep my diabeties in check and my buddy dave works out 5 times a week because he's 40 now and thinks his life is over so he's haveing a mid-life melt down no longer being young and cute.The 3 other guys are all military and stay in shape because they have to run and PT 3 to 4 times during the week so I guess were not your "typical" gameing group.
None of us maybe charlie sheen "adonis" material but we all have flat bellys and can run at least 3 miles with no problems. Gotta love military towns.