Merals Pleading for Nudity


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We waw hawn
FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!


face to face!
and back to back!
you see and feel!
my d6 attack!

Grand Lodge

I'm only here for the cheesecake.


that seems to be the general consensus.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Meals bleating, uppity

In their columns "Eat more chicken!", a bunch of sheep about to be turned into mutton chops were raising a lot of noise and urging people to eat the much tastier and more healthy chicken.

This probably means that the recipe for mutton chops will be changed yet again. It will probably call for splitting the ham base when butchering the animal.


Nude gamers? I'll pass.


Finally. A thread I can get behind.

Oh, yeah. Behind.


KaeYoss wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Meals bleating, uppity

In their columns "Eat more chicken!", a bunch of sheep about to be turned into mutton chops were raising a lot of noise and urging people to eat the much tastier and more healthy chicken.

This probably means that the recipe for mutton chops will be changed yet again. It will probably call for splitting the ham base when butchering the animal.

BIKEr GIRLS trick-or-TREATING for UNICEF!!!!!


Di-di-didi-do-di!


Whimsy Chris wrote:
Nude gamers? I'll pass.

Depends on the gamer and one's inclinations ... rawr ...


Scatbot wrote:
Di-di-didi-do-di!

growl-growlgrowl-growl


One of my players is a nudist. In his name I hereby flash the thread and begin collecting kickbacks from all your therapists.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

We waw hawn

FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!

Clevah!

I've answered Mearls new call.

S'kinda cold in here.


I work in medicine.

have you ever seen

Spoiler:
no, I doubt you have.

but I still get my flu shot......

it takes a whole helluva lot more than a spot of willywagging to further wound the scar tissue girding my psyche.


The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

We waw hawn

FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!

Clevah!

I've answered Mearls new call.

S'kinda cold in here.

Likely story.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

We waw hawn

FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!

Clevah!

I've answered Mearls new call.

S'kinda cold in here.

Likely story.

Oh, that's so not what I meant.

I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.

Silver Crusade

The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

We waw hawn

FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!

Clevah!

I've answered Mearls new call.

S'kinda cold in here.

Likely story.

Oh, that's so not what I meant.

I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.

*provides email address*

Just in case you ever... you know... need it...


Celestial Healer wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

We waw hawn

FLESH!
flesh 4e fantasy!

Clevah!

I've answered Mearls new call.

S'kinda cold in here.

Likely story.

Oh, that's so not what I meant.

I just sent you a laptop cam jpeg with today's newspaper next to my pecker. What kind of proof that truly offers, I know not. NotSafeForAnywhere.

*provides email address*

Just in case you ever... you know... need it...

Prepare for "Junk Mail" CH.


Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.

Liberty's Edge

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.

It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty bicycle... so go figure.


nudity.


The Jade wrote:


Prepare for "Junk Mail" CH.

zing!!!


More Billy Idol. Anything but White Wedding.


reading murder books, and trying to stay hip.


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.
It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty trombone... so go figure.

I'll bet that blew.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.
It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty trombone... so go figure.
I'll bet that blew.

Yeah, it was a Yamaha!


Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.
It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty bicycle... so go figure.

That was no bike. That was my member's "balloon animal" version of a tesseract. I do parties. No really. Entire parties.

As for the rust... er... that's just a pesky souvenir from a lost weekend in Bangkok.


The Jade wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hehheh...JUNKmail. Of course now I'm terrified to check.
It's never quite what you expect. He sent me a picture of a rusty bicycle... so go figure.

That was no bike. That was my member's "balloon animal" version of a tesseract. I do parties. No really. Entire parties.

As for the rust... er... that's just a pesky souvenir from a lost weekend in Bangkok.

Who hasn't had a lost weekend in Bangkok? You might wanna see a doctor. It sounds like you met Lady Candelabra. I remember her back when she had fewer wrinkles, and more parts...


Budapesters.


HAH!


Having been thoroughly versed in the ways of Bangkok, I hate to you inform you

that:
She's a MAN, baby!


Bad times...


Turin the Mad wrote:
Whimsy Chris wrote:
Nude gamers? I'll pass.
Depends on the gamer and one's inclinations ... rawr ...

I'm not saying there has never been a hot gamer, but when think of most of the groups I've been it - I'd rather everyone just keep their clothes on.


Lady Candelabra was a poly-endowed dude woman?

Hmm... it all makes sense now.


Whimsy Chris wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Whimsy Chris wrote:
Nude gamers? I'll pass.
Depends on the gamer and one's inclinations ... rawr ...
I'm not saying there has never been a hot gamer, but when think of most of the groups I've been it - I'd rather everyone just keep their clothes on.

True, VERY true ... just like with the general population, there are exceptions that are most warranting of labeling as various types of cake, pie or sweets.

Mmmmm .... p-pie ...

Scarab Sages

AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!


TriOmegaZero wrote:
I'm only here for the cheesecake.

What he said, just on the beefcake side if you please. The again if beef isn't available the some nice sausage will do.


Aberzombie wrote:
AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!

Your a freakin ZOMBIE, like your useing them anyway.

Scarab Sages

Steven Tindall wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Your a freakin ZOMBIE, like your useing them anyway.

Sure I use them. It's how I judge the distance to the brainnnnsssss....


Aberzombie wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Your a freakin ZOMBIE, like your useing them anyway.
Sure I use them. It's how I judge the distance to the brainnnnsssss....

Oh Ok Good to know.

*holds up holy symbol, prepares to take a readied action*

Scarab Sages

Steven Tindall wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
AAAAAHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Your a freakin ZOMBIE, like your useing them anyway.
Sure I use them. It's how I judge the distance to the brainnnnsssss....

Oh Ok Good to know.

*holds up holy symbol, prepares to take a readied action*

attacks the guy next to Tindall


Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.


Xabulba wrote:
Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.

Hey I think I recongnise most of these guys!

I feel safe now theres no way even a amberzombie can get through a wall of man meat. Besides I think his diet is just brain food.


Whimsy Chris wrote:
Nude gamers? I'll pass.

Yeaaaa.... I'm all for group naked time, but gamers are not traditionally the most fit people in the world. I think I'll take a raincheck on this one too.

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Steven Tindall wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.

Hey I think I recongnise most of these guys!

I feel safe now theres no way even a amberzombie can get through a wall of man meat. Besides I think his diet is just brain food.

There's no decent response to this that isn't going to get deleted.


Tarren Dei wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Casts wall of schlongs surrounding Tindall.

Hey I think I recongnise most of these guys!

I feel safe now theres no way even a amberzombie can get through a wall of man meat. Besides I think his diet is just brain food.

There's no decent response to this that isn't going to get deleted.

I was going to reply with something about where men do there thinking but My big brain prevented me from posting it.


wesF wrote:
Whimsy Chris wrote:
Nude gamers? I'll pass.
Yeaaaa.... I'm all for group naked time, but gamers are not traditionally the most fit people in the world. I think I'll take a raincheck on this one too.

Then maybe it's just MY group.

I work out 3 times a week to keep my diabeties in check and my buddy dave works out 5 times a week because he's 40 now and thinks his life is over so he's haveing a mid-life melt down no longer being young and cute.

The 3 other guys are all military and stay in shape because they have to run and PT 3 to 4 times during the week so I guess were not your "typical" gameing group.
None of us maybe charlie sheen "adonis" material but we all have flat bellys and can run at least 3 miles with no problems. Gotta love military towns.


Samnell wrote:
One of my players is a nudist. In his name I hereby flash the thread and begin collecting kickbacks from all your therapists.

Pic or it didn't happen!


The Jade wrote:


Prepare for "Junk Mail" CH.

Good one!

The Pun is strong in you.

Much better than the demonised pizza pun I had to endure earlier (Demonised because it is with an oni on)


The Jade wrote:
Bangkok

Nah, too easy.

Word of advice, though: If you ever draw that word for charades, concede the point.

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