Congrats to the proud parents!!!
Remember - Insanity is hereditary...
He already knows "pull my finger".
Made me chuckle! Congrats!
ghost post already?!
Congrats to the proud parents!
Remember - Insanity is hereditary...
Woo hoo! Huzzah for the new brain-eater!
Zombie Baby, slip a cradle under the tree, For me.
Such a tasty young brain, Zombie baby,
so hurry out the nursery tonight. ~~
Wonder if we could rez Eartha Kitt?
Wait... If mammals feed on their mother's milk do the zombielings feed on their mother's brain?!
Wait... If mammals feed on their mother's milk do the zombielings feed on their mother's brain?!
As they get bigger, the momma zombie chews a fresh brain until it is soft, the spits it into the baby zombie's mouth. Or purees it in a food processor.
When they're newly born they drink warm blood, or liquified brains. Duh.
Congrats on your spawning Zombeh! Get that lockable helmet and start investing in mortuary stock now!
What a cutie!
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9 lb 4 oz (same as me when I was born)
20-3/4 inches long...
Hey, that's almost as big as my... errr. don't worry about it.
Congratulations!
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1. Papa Zombie looks more tired than Mama Zombie. HOW!? Drugs? Hitherto undisclosed superpower?
Papa Zombie has a bad habit of forcing sleep deprivation on himself.
2. In a few of the pics, PZ has an "Oh my God what has happened to me" look just creeping onto his face.
Naah, that's probably just the madness that my in-laws are driving me towards at break neck speed.
What a cutie!He IS cute. Which is amazing, because I find most newborns to be decidedly hideous.
The C-section. No smashing that hides the cuteness for a few days. :)
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The C-section. No smashing that hides the cuteness for a few days. :)What a cutie!He IS cute. Which is amazing, because I find most newborns to be decidedly hideous.
My wife and I joked about my son looking like something out of The movie Alien.
Don't tell my son. :)
He is positively adorable AZ! Congrats again!
Congratulations one your new born child. If the mother and father need sugar for those long nights of feeding, I can provide many cup cakes and breakfast rolls, brains too, if you need them.
The C-section. No smashing that hides the cuteness for a few days. :)What a cutie!He IS cute. Which is amazing, because I find most newborns to be decidedly hideous.My wife and I joked about my son looking like something out of The movie Alien.
Don't tell my son. :)
My son was small enough that he didn't get that compressed.:) Congrats again AZ!!!
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The C-section. No smashing that hides the cuteness for a few days. :)What a cutie!He IS cute. Which is amazing, because I find most newborns to be decidedly hideous.
Yep, which is one of the reasons I'm glad he was big. Not to mention that the C-section went really fast. From the time they brought her into the O.R. to prep, until they finished sewing her up, was maybe an hour.
Also, I changed my first diaper today - ever! Luckily, it was clean. he waited until I was gone to go on a poopy diaper spree.
Hee hee. I'm looking forward to the first time you experience...well, that would be telling. :)
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Also, I changed my first diaper today - ever! Luckily, it was clean. he waited until I was gone to go on a poopy diaper spree.Hee hee. I'm looking forward to the first time you experience...well, that would be telling. :)
Well, he's already got stinking farts, and he's my son, so I figure I'm screwed.
