Aberzombie
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Many of us enjoy a good BttH. However, in light of the recent St. Valentine's Day, I've come to realize that not many folks who do enjoy a good dose of BttH can get what they want. Should there be some kind of distribution effort? Some way to make sure that everyone who wants BttH can get it?
Discuss.
| Justin Franklin |
Many of us enjoy a good BttH. However, in light of the recent St. Valentine's Day, I've come to realize that not many folks who do enjoy a good dose of BttH can get what they want. Should there be some kind of distribution effort? Some way to make sure that everyone who wants BttH can get it?
Discuss.
I think that most people can get BttH, however they made need to pay for it. Don't most major cities have multiple "distribution centers"?
Celestial Healer
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But should they be made to pay for it? Should BttH be a right, and not a privilege? If we've got extra BttH, should we re-distribute some of that so that everyone get's their fair share?
What about those of us who don't want BttH? Should we still be required to pay for those that do?
| Justin Franklin |
But should they be made to pay for it? Should BttH be a right, and not a privilege? If we've got extra BttH, should we re-distribute some of that so that everyone get's their fair share?
Of course you should have to pay for it, otherwise how will the owners make money?
Aberzombie
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What about those of us who don't want BttH? Should we still be required to pay for those that do?
An excellent question. Personally, I would say no. If you don't want to help out your fellow man by subsidizing his need for BttH, then that should be your choice.
But, what if there are those who are incapable, through no fault of their own, of getting BttH for themselves. Who is going to help them out?
Aberzombie
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Aberzombie wrote:But should they be made to pay for it? Should BttH be a right, and not a privilege? If we've got extra BttH, should we re-distribute some of that so that everyone get's their fair share?Of course you should have to pay for it, otherwise how will the owners make money?
An excellent point! Those who are capable of providing BttH should receive some compensation!
But what level of compensation? Should the government regulate the price? Maybe base it on size? Whether there's been any work done to them?
Sebastian
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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An excellent question. Personally, I would say no. If you don't want to help out your fellow man by subsidizing his need for BttH, then that should be your choice.
But, what if there are those who are incapable, through no fault of their own, of getting BttH for themselves. Who is going to help them out?
The only way to provide an adequate supply of BttH today and in the future is to charge everyone for BttH, whether or not they want them. Your position would result in a worldwide shortage of BttH, and is clearly untenable.
The only moral position on this topic is to subsidize my consumption of hooker related services to ensure that an appropriate amount of BttH is consumed. All other choices are inherently wrong and evil.
Aberzombie
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Your position would result in a worldwide shortage of BttH, and is clearly untenable.
So, would a possible solution be to further research into advanced reproductive techniques that would ensure an adequate BtH ratio? IF so, would we also want to consider genetic manipulation to ensure adequate size?
Crimson Jester
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Aberzombie wrote:An excellent question. Personally, I would say no. If you don't want to help out your fellow man by subsidizing his need for BttH, then that should be your choice.
But, what if there are those who are incapable, through no fault of their own, of getting BttH for themselves. Who is going to help them out?
The only way to provide an adequate supply of BttH today and in the future is to charge everyone for BttH, whether or not they want them. Your position would result in a worldwide shortage of BttH, and is clearly untenable.
The only moral position on this topic is to subsidize my consumption of hooker related services to ensure that an appropriate amount of BttH is consumed. All other choices are inherently wrong and evil.
Yes but what about the added pork to the requirement? While I do not mind the subsidizing of BttH I do not wish to have to pay for your Blow. Subsidizing such would put us all financially at risk. Our children's children should not have to pay for our being unable to afford the mass quantities of consumption by some of us now.
Sebastian
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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What?!??! The blow industry helps stabilize our relations with countries in South America? By removing subsidies for blow consumption, you are destabilizing the entire Western Hemisphere.
Genetic engineering is a pipe dream. We should continue investing in bra and implant technologies. Look at the Japanese - their attempts at tentacle-based genetic engineering were a total failure, setting them back a full two cup sizes for decades.
Aberzombie
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What?!??! The blow industry helps stabilize our relations with countries in South America? By removing subsidies for blow consumption, you are destabilizing the entire Western Hemisphere.
We'll just have to balance out the loss of the blow industry by increasing sales to the coffee industry. The growth in the coffee bean market should help make up for the blow loss to those South American dicta...I mean...uh...dear leaders. Sleep is overrated anyway.
Sebastian
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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But just look at those European countries who have bankrupted themselves by subsidizing blow for decades. I'm not interested in living in a blow-welfare state.
European states bankrupted themselves because they also opted to support a pro-underarm hair policy, which was entirely unrelated to the blow subsidies.
Crimson Jester
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Celestial Healer wrote:But just look at those European countries who have bankrupted themselves by subsidizing blow for decades. I'm not interested in living in a blow-welfare state.European states bankrupted themselves because they also opted to support a pro-underarm hair policy, which was entirely unrelated to the blow subsidies.
As we all know a pro-underarm policy does not work in a capitalist society.
Aberzombie
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Celestial Healer wrote:But just look at those European countries who have bankrupted themselves by subsidizing blow for decades. I'm not interested in living in a blow-welfare state.European states bankrupted themselves because they also opted to support a pro-underarm hair policy, which was entirely unrelated to the blow subsidies.
But wasn't their a study done relating underarm hair to increased use of blow?
Crimson Jester
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Sebastian wrote:But wasn't their a study done relating underarm hair to increased use of blow?Celestial Healer wrote:But just look at those European countries who have bankrupted themselves by subsidizing blow for decades. I'm not interested in living in a blow-welfare state.European states bankrupted themselves because they also opted to support a pro-underarm hair policy, which was entirely unrelated to the blow subsidies.
Several.
Robert Hawkshaw
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Robert Hawkshaw wrote:Can the market really be trusted to put a price on BttH? Do we want to see a BttH bubble - or even worse, a BttH shortage?Shortage?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's too horrific to contemplate in great detail I know. That's why in Canada a right to BttH is enshrined in our Constitution.*
* And a right to either french BttH or english BttH - key to getting upper and lower Canada to sign on.
Aberzombie
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Wait!? I could be getting paid for these?! Why in the World have I been just giving them away?
Do you know how many have gotten my BttH for free??!! I want retroactive pay!!
Hmmm, yet another unforeseen problem of the Great BttH Crisis - if we are to ensure adequate compensation to the BttH-giver, then how do we protect society against the inevitable BttH fraud?
| Solnes |
Solnes wrote:Hmmm, yet another unforeseen problem of the Great BttH Crisis - if we are to ensure adequate compensation to the BttH-giver, then how do we protect society against the inevitable BttH fraud?Wait!? I could be getting paid for these?! Why in the World have I been just giving them away?
Do you know how many have gotten my BttH for free??!! I want retroactive pay!!
Fraud? Fraud!? As in fake? These BttH are very much real! Ask anyone who's received them!
Crimson Jester
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Solnes wrote:Hmmm, yet another unforeseen problem of the Great BttH Crisis - if we are to ensure adequate compensation to the BttH-giver, then how do we protect society against the inevitable BttH fraud?Wait!? I could be getting paid for these?! Why in the World have I been just giving them away?
Do you know how many have gotten my BttH for free??!! I want retroactive pay!!
Or silicone.
Mothman
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Genetic engineering is a pipe dream. We should continue investing in bra and implant technologies. Look at the Japanese - their attempts at tentacle-based genetic engineering were a total failure, setting them back a full two cup sizes for decades.
Not a total failure. There is a robust hentai porn industry by-product .... so I hear.
Aberzombie
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Aberzombie wrote:Fraud? Fraud!? As in fake? These BttH are very much real! Ask anyone who's received them!Solnes wrote:Hmmm, yet another unforeseen problem of the Great BttH Crisis - if we are to ensure adequate compensation to the BttH-giver, then how do we protect society against the inevitable BttH fraud?Wait!? I could be getting paid for these?! Why in the World have I been just giving them away?
Do you know how many have gotten my BttH for free??!! I want retroactive pay!!
Oh, no, not fraud as in "fake", fraud as in "someone saying they gave 10 people BttH, when they really only gave 5 people BttH". While I believe it to be an uncommon occurence, it could see an increase if direct monetary compensation is enacted.
Robert Hawkshaw
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Aberzombie wrote:Or silicone.Solnes wrote:Hmmm, yet another unforeseen problem of the Great BttH Crisis - if we are to ensure adequate compensation to the BttH-giver, then how do we protect society against the inevitable BttH fraud?Wait!? I could be getting paid for these?! Why in the World have I been just giving them away?
Do you know how many have gotten my BttH for free??!! I want retroactive pay!!
Easily solved through proper labeling requirements and independent third party certification - organic, all natural, some filler etc..