Deep 6 FaWtL

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Hi all. What did I miss?

Well, Kirk finally regained access to the internet, only to discover that he had missed out on an email that would have finally given him his dream chance of leading an expedition to find King Solomon's Mines. Meanwhile, Max was preparing for a night out on the town with visitors from out of town, not realizing that his old nemesis, Dr. Zhivago, was planning a terrifying encounter. And, across town, several people were shocked when a dead hooker......No, wait! That's my soap opera!

[Moorluck]

Nekkid women tasting and filling for ToP!!

O-o

[Mothman]

So apparently you can get ‘lingerie cleaning ladies’ to come and clean your house now.

No kidding, I saw an ad for this in the local paper the other day. I’m not certain if ‘clean your house’ is a euphemism for something, or if they actually do come and do the vacuuming and clean the toilets wearing sexy lingerie. I mean, what do you do with that?

[Moorluck]

Reminds me.... I haven't checked my email in like 6 months. :/

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm....women.

They're yummy.

They taste great AND less filling!

The All Women Diet!

[Jack the Stripper]

Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm....women.

They're yummy.

They taste great AND less filling!

The All Women Diet!

Yes.

[Celestial Healer]

So, LPM, are you back for good? We've missed you around these parts.

[Moorluck]

1350!!

:(

[Celestial Healer]

Moorluck wrote:

1350!!

:(

New emails?

Ouch.

Start by deleting the male enhancement ads.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

[Moorluck]

Celestial Healer wrote:

So, LPM, are you back for good? We've missed you around these parts.

I am indeed, we have a real live working laptop!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!

[Celestial Healer]

Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

So, LPM, are you back for good? We've missed you around these parts.

I am indeed, we have a real live working laptop!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!

Fawesome!

Spoiler:

Does that mean we can have Tiffana back? (Not ready for her yet, but it would be fun to work her back into the campaign. We can discuss if you're interested.)

[Moorluck]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

1350!!

:(

New emails?

Ouch.

Start by deleting the male enhancement ads.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Delete All. Hope none of it was important, but there was no way in the CRD I was going to read through all that.

[Moorluck]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

So, LPM, are you back for good? We've missed you around these parts.

I am indeed, we have a real live working laptop!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!

Fawesome!

** spoiler omitted **

Would love to work that out!

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Delete All. Hope none of it was important, but there was no way in the CRD I was going to read through all that.

So maybe you did miss an opportunity to go searching through Africa!

[Mothman]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

1350!!

:(

New emails?

Ouch.

Start by deleting the male enhancement ads.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Between those, the ‘Make $$$$ from Home’ ones, the ones from Nigerian Princes and the ones that begin “Dear Friend”, that’ll probably take care of about 1300 of them.

[Moorluck]

Solnes says hello from work.

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes says hello from work.

waves hello back

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

WELCOME BACK MOORLUCK!

Curse you Celestial GM and your moral dilemmas! Shakes Gorum's Holy Symbol at you Res may not survive the day if his fellow party members have anything to do with it.

Spoiler:

Ok I do really enjoy it. The group dynamics on this one will be interesting.

[Moorluck]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

WELCOME BACK MOORLUCK!

Curse you Celestial GM and your moral dilemmas! Shakes Gorum's Holy Symbol at you Res may not survive the day if his fellow party members have anything to do with it.

** spoiler omitted **

I have to start reading up on what you guys have been up to in my absence.

[Mothman]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

WELCOME BACK MOORLUCK!

Curse you Celestial GM and your moral dilemmas! Shakes Gorum's Holy Symbol at you Res may not survive the day if his fellow party members have anything to do with it.

** spoiler omitted **

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

[Aberzombie]

Mothman wrote:

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

Who? PMG?

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mothman wrote:

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

Who? PMG?

Usually yes, but in this case it is the ill named Celestial GM. Or should I really say, Fiendish Celestial GM?

[W.O.P.R.]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mothman wrote:

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

Who? PMG?

Usually yes, but in this case it is the ill named Celestial GM. Or should I really say, Fiendish Celestial GM?

Silly human. PMG is the only Overlord!

[Mothman]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mothman wrote:

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

Who? PMG?

PMG isn't cruel, just unusual.

[lynora]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mothman wrote:

I for one salute our cruel overlord.

Who? PMG?

Usually yes, but in this case it is the ill named Celestial GM. Or should I really say, Fiendish Celestial GM?

Isn't that redundant? I mean, everyone knows that all GMs gain the fiendish template. ;P

[The Thing From Beyond the Stars]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

The Thing From Beyond the Stars wrote:

Ffflllleeeessssssssssh.........

Everytime you post this - this song pops into my mind:

Ffflllleeeessssssssssh.........

I will absorb Billy Idol and gestate and imitation in his honor.

Ffflllleeeessssssssssh.........

[Mothman]

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

WELCOME BACK MOORLUCK!

Curse you Celestial GM and your moral dilemmas! Shakes Gorum's Holy Symbol at you Res may not survive the day if his fellow party members have anything to do with it.

** spoiler omitted **

Heh heh ... for someone who’s not a plan of pvp action in games I seem to have found my characters in heated situations with other party members a lot lately. And I’m not even playing the self righteous paladin this time.

[General Guts-n-Glory]

Jesszilla wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Damn, seems I've missed everyone. Maybe we can blitz this f#~&er to hell and back in the next night or so. Just to remind folks who the f&!! Fawtl is! ;)

RAWR!

I'm sending in the planes and tanks after Jesszilla!

[Moorluck]

Before I go, I leave you with the impressive Mr. Jones.

[Crimson Jester]

Mothman wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm....women.

Beats the alternative. IMO anyways.

Driving down Sunset Blvd, we see a shady joint with a bright sign that says "Live Nude Girls."

"Better than the alternative," I say.

"What's that?" my partner asks.

"Better than dead ones."

Ha!

Yeah, I think the joint that advertises 'Dead Nude Girls' would get shut down pretty quickly.

I take it you have never been to Mexico?

[Crimson Jester]

And he leaves right before I can get on. :P

[Mothman]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm....women.

Beats the alternative. IMO anyways.

Driving down Sunset Blvd, we see a shady joint with a bright sign that says "Live Nude Girls."

"Better than the alternative," I say.

"What's that?" my partner asks.

"Better than dead ones."

Ha!

Yeah, I think the joint that advertises 'Dead Nude Girls' would get shut down pretty quickly.

I take it you have never been to Mexico?

O.o

I have not ...

[Crimson Jester]

Mothman wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmm....women.

Beats the alternative. IMO anyways.

Driving down Sunset Blvd, we see a shady joint with a bright sign that says "Live Nude Girls."

"Better than the alternative," I say.

"What's that?" my partner asks.

"Better than dead ones."

Ha!

Yeah, I think the joint that advertises 'Dead Nude Girls' would get shut down pretty quickly.

I take it you have never been to Mexico?

O.o

I have not ...

Very nice in the touristy regions. Can't speak for anywhere else, but I have heard rumors. Strange rumors.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Mothman wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

WELCOME BACK MOORLUCK!

Curse you Celestial GM and your moral dilemmas! Shakes Gorum's Holy Symbol at you Res may not survive the day if his fellow party members have anything to do with it.

** spoiler omitted **

Heh heh ... for someone who’s not a plan of pvp action in games I seem to have found my characters in heated situations with other party members a lot lately. And I’m not even playing the self righteous paladin this time.

Fortunately you made a good roll there and it seems to have diffused the situation for the moment.

[Mothman]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Very nice in the touristy regions. Can't speak for anywhere else, but I have heard rumors. Strange rumors.

So I guess people don’t go to Mexico just for sunshine, drugs and final showdowns in old churches.

[Justin Franklin]

70 new posts since I left work!! FaWTL seems back to normal.

[Jess Door]

Makin' jello shots.

[Mothman]

Jess Door wrote:

Makin' jello shots.

Nice.

[Solnes]

MUST sleep! However, had to say HI back for good now!

You guys just don't know how much you were missed!

[flash_cxxi]

Solnes wrote:

MUST sleep! However, had to say HI back for good now!

You guys just don't know how much you were missed!

YAYAYAyayayyAYAYYAyyaYayayayAYAYaYAYAYAYAYyAYAYYayYayAYyyaYA!!!!!!!!!

:D

[Mothman]

Hi Solnes, sweet dreams.

[Treppa]

Wow, even Flash has emerged to welcome back Solnes and the LPM.

My throat is sore from the good ol' family howl we just had to celebrate their return and

Spoiler:

the Cardinal comeback in game 6, wooooo! Gotta hand it to the Rangers, though. They could have quit at the top of the tenth and decided to go for tomorrow's game, but no - they battled hard! Great game. Tomorrow night should be interesting.

[TOZ]

Who's the new guy? ;)

[BluePigeon]

Morning everyone. Going to bed early and awaking up before the crack of dawn is getting old.

[Tordek Rumnaheim]

Good morning BP.

Well busy day for me today. Time for are semi-annual inventory - ugh. But, then an old friend and his family is flying into today to go to tomorrow's Texas A&M - Missouri game. (I think it's an SEC conference game. Oooops maybe not). Tonight after inventory, it's off to College Station for dinner and maybe attending A&M's Midnight Yell practice. (A truly odd but wonderful experience. I went once before.)

For those curious - Info on Midnight Yell

[Crimson Jester]

Mothman wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Very nice in the touristy regions. Can't speak for anywhere else, but I have heard rumors. Strange rumors.

So I guess people don’t go to Mexico just for sunshine, drugs and final showdowns in old churches.

If you ask Butterfrog, some people even live there.

[Moorluck]

Mornin' Folks. Almost time to head to work, people to see, things to kill, you know how it goes. :)

[Aberzombie]

Mrgh....

[Aberzombie]

Time for a miniblitz.

[Aberzombie]

Alice Cooper is going to have a cameo as himself in the new Dark Shadows movie coming out next May. Since the movie is set in 1972, he'll be playing a younger version of himself performing at a party given by Barnabas Collins.