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My god! Up here we call that syrup, we put it on pancakes and waffles.
Not tea flavored, thankfully.
Edit: I suppose it could be used naked, with the right company.
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It's not quite that bad, but yes, it can start to grate on my throat after two glasses of it. I don't drink much tea when I visit with other folks down here.
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Yay 2nd shift left me pizza.
Yeah...but what did they do to it?
What if it's a pup-peroni pizza? Maybe with real puppies?
Or maybe they're telling you that you have mush-room for improvement?
Perhaps it is topped with ant-chovies?
Hey at some point in everyone's life they just have to try dog. Its the way of the world. Its a dog (and humans) eat dog world out there
Man: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
Waiter: "No, sir. It shall be round."
What does a pepperoni say when it is angry?
You wanna pizza me!?!?!
Why is pizza better than Justin Bieber? Because anything is better than that piece of s!$+.
I'm ok with mushrooms even special mushrooms I mean look at that beard.
Ant those are just a good source of protein right there.
What kind of pizza do you order or Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
Remember: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Why is pizza better than Justin Bieber? Because anything is better than that piece of s$!#. Ha is best joke. Now I'm waiting for someone to pop up and say " but I like Justin Beiber"
gran rey de los mono wrote: Remember: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. I try to avoid going more then 48 hours without a slice of pizza.
There are two types of people in the world: those who love pizza, and liars.
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got the results back this morning. I'm afraid you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you're positive for HIV and hepatitis." Stunned, the man asks "Well, what's next!? What are you going to do?" The doc replies: "Well, for starters, we're putting you on a strict diet of only pizza." The patient asks: "Will that really help me, doctor?" "No", the doc responds. "But it's all we can fit under the door."
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks "How much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $ 200.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Anyone know what that slacker did here?" With an uncontrollable grin, one of the other workers mutters "Pizza delivery guy".
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices. The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."
OMG so many people coming through tonight. Holiday weekend. Should of made the reservation folks.
We're sold out, not because of the 4th, but because we have two wedding parties.
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If unicorns existed, they would probably be Australian and the horn would be poisonous.
The one dollar bill is the bill we are most likely to give to children, and is also the most likely to have been in a stripper's underwear.
A veggie sandwich is a salad with two really big croutons.
On a microwave, the difference between 99 and 100 is 39 seconds.
Maple syrup is a form of tree sauce.
Famous people probably know what their autograph sounds like.
You got a lot of pizza jokes and there not even half bad.
gran rey de los mono wrote: Famous people probably know what their autograph sounds like. Huh... You know that one is interesting. Surely after you've signed it so many times... <mind blown>
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Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark have the same super power: being rich as balls.
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Sesame Street characters seem absurdly happy for people who sit around all day with a fist up their ass.
If things automatically popped into your pockets when you walked near them like in video games, the world would have a lot less litter.
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Those guys who stand by the road and spin signs to try and get you to visit the store? Those are real-life pop-up ads.
Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: Famous people probably know what their autograph sounds like. Huh... You know that one is interesting. Surely after you've signed it so many times... <mind blown> *resists urge to make joke about things being blown*
gran rey de los everything wrote: Vidmaster7 wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: Famous people probably know what their autograph sounds like. Huh... You know that one is interesting. Surely after you've signed it so many times... <mind blown> *resists urge to make joke about things being blown* You resist that urge sir,.
So yeah, the Incredicoaster is pretty great.
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The Incredicoaster! The last coaster you will ever need! This incredible device defies logic as it protects your wooden surfaces from stains if you put it under your drink! Just look at how terrible these unsightly rings are on this coffee table. What if this was your table?! And your friends were coming over?! And your boss!?!?! And your extremely judgmental in-laws!?!?!??!?! Why, you could be ostracized for decades if they see this!!!! But, use the Incredicoaster! and you'll never have to worry again.
Order now, and get 2 Incredicoasters! for only $49.99 (plus S&H), and we'll throw in 4! Yes 4!! more Incredicoasters! for absolutely free!!! (Just pay seperate S&H)
How could you possibly pass up on this deal?
Who even invites there boss over to their home. Keep work and social life separate I say!
Also I will not be purchasing the incredcoasters.
Tonight is month end, so like every month end that I work, I cleared out the house accounts. I knew there were a lot since I wasn't here for May's month end and no one else bothers to do this, but I didn't expect to have to close almost 40. And then there are the 4 I can't close because they have a balance. Two of them are for only about $5 each, so not a big deal. One is for about $190, so a bit more of a deal. Then there is the last one. Apparently a university sent a team or something here for a couple of days, and we still haven't collected the $5,289.34 they owe us. You'd think that a manager would have noticed that. Well, I'll leave them a note, and see how long it takes for them to do anything about it.
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As Shiro tells it, in Kentucky the sweet tea they make is a supersaturated liquid; they heat it up, keep adding sugar until the near-boiling liquid can't contain any more, then let it cool to supersaturation.
How anyone could drink such a substance is beyond me. Of course, I don't even care for sodas because I find them too sweet.
And yes, I take my coffee "Freehold Style": Strong and black.
Yeah the south Likes everything super sweet. They seem to hate bitter with a passion.
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See, you need the sugar to counter the bitterness of the lemon. And the lemon is needed to counter the sweetness of the sugar.
And then you need to add in like 5 times as much sugar because you need diabetes.
*hears "diabetes", searches for pastries*
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NobodysHome wrote: As Shiro tells it, in Kentucky the sweet tea they make is a supersaturated liquid; they heat it up, keep adding sugar until the near-boiling liquid can't contain any more, then let it cool to supersaturation.
How anyone could drink such a substance is beyond me. Of course, I don't even care for sodas because I find them too sweet.
And yes, I take my coffee "Freehold Style": Strong and black.
Does "Freehold Style" have a dance like Gangnam Style?
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gran rey de los mono wrote: NobodysHome wrote: As Shiro tells it, in Kentucky the sweet tea they make is a supersaturated liquid; they heat it up, keep adding sugar until the near-boiling liquid can't contain any more, then let it cool to supersaturation.
How anyone could drink such a substance is beyond me. Of course, I don't even care for sodas because I find them too sweet.
And yes, I take my coffee "Freehold Style": Strong and black.
Does "Freehold Style" have a dance like Gangnam Style? Its similar but with a lot more air humping.
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