
captain yesterday |
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You don't have to speak Spanish to know what happens on a telenovela. You don't even have to watch it to know. They are all just the same.
The woman with all the make up and silicone boobs is evil, she tricks the handsome good man so he dates her and the woman with not so much silicone and a more subtle make up that cries all the time suffers because of it but she gets the handsome man in the end. And the chubby funny low class servant serves as a friend of this second woman just to show how good she is caring so much for a low class person.The endmore.
Yes, we have that show here to. It's called The Bachelor. Also Wheel Of Fortune. Or Alf, for the older generation.

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:Singing to goats is country livin' 101... don't tell me you don't have a turkey call either... Oh dear, someone needs to get you out to the country.lisamarlene wrote:Unless you're female and from Wisconsin, in which case Freehold wants you to parade around in your knickers and a snowflake-embroidered corset with a tray of pastries, singing to the goats. But only at the top of the thread.
#houseruleswait
She can sing to the goats TOO?!Oh man this is awesome
if the girl singing to turkies is dressed like applejack with incredible curves, you have a deal.

Tequila Sunrise |
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captain yesterday wrote:I'm not a fan of weapon proficiencies myself. I think i have an okay way of handling them, but this is elegant in its simplicity.New house rule!
Pick a weapon, any weapon at first level. Now you're proficient with it!
Get bored with it, or find a cooler magical weapon later on, swap it out.
You would not believe how many "why can't I use X weapon" "because you're only proficient in simple weapons" discussions this will solve. :-)
In the fantasy heartbreaker, which I will never ever finish, there are no weapon or armor profs -- only Strength requirements.
#RealWarriorsDon'tNeedProficiencies

Freehold DM |
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Freehold DM wrote:captain yesterday wrote:I'm not a fan of weapon proficiencies myself. I think i have an okay way of handling them, but this is elegant in its simplicity.New house rule!
Pick a weapon, any weapon at first level. Now you're proficient with it!
Get bored with it, or find a cooler magical weapon later on, swap it out.
You would not believe how many "why can't I use X weapon" "because you're only proficient in simple weapons" discussions this will solve. :-)
In the fantasy heartbreaker, which I will never ever finish, there are no weapon or armor profs -- only Strength requirements.
#RealWarriorsDon'tNeedProficiencies
I considered that, but it leads to too much nonsense.

Tequila Sunrise |
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Tequila Sunrise wrote:I considered that, but it leads to too much nonsense.Freehold DM wrote:captain yesterday wrote:I'm not a fan of weapon proficiencies myself. I think i have an okay way of handling them, but this is elegant in its simplicity.New house rule!
Pick a weapon, any weapon at first level. Now you're proficient with it!
Get bored with it, or find a cooler magical weapon later on, swap it out.
You would not believe how many "why can't I use X weapon" "because you're only proficient in simple weapons" discussions this will solve. :-)
In the fantasy heartbreaker, which I will never ever finish, there are no weapon or armor profs -- only Strength requirements.
#RealWarriorsDon'tNeedProficiencies
Nonsense.
#RealWarriorsActNotConsider

captain yesterday |
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Tequila Sunrise is too manly for weapons.
We'll see how that works out once he remembers he lives in Arizona.
It would seem San Francisco now has goat sharing services.
Tacticslion is verbally abusing people on the rules forum by being reasonable and clarifying when being misunderstood (the nerve!).
SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!

Tacticslion |

Just growsing here - why is my group taking so long to decide how to get their party member to town for a raise?
Is it that hard to talk to an NPC to ask for a teleport, or even march off a week to the nearest settlement?
Geez.
Plot only moves in a PBP when players push it.
I DIDN'T DO IT!
... oh, wait. I really didn't do it, this time.
YAH-HAHAHAHAH~! INNOCENT, SUCKERS~!

Kileanna |
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Apparently Spanish t.v. shows are quite similar to Telemundo... and Wheel of Fortune.
They are most a Latin American thing. They are just imported to Spain and some people loves them.
I hate the flu. When people has the flu, I don't know why (maybe they expect.to be treated? ;-D), they come to the hospital and the Microbiology service collapses.
Now that I think of it, I've got a lot more contracts because of that. I love the flu. I'd rather not suffer it, though.

Tacticslion |

Come on. I usually do tell you I'm thinking and stuff like that, right?
Or even spell out what I'm thinking/considering. And besides - I think it's just right that everyone gets a chance to have input.
Oh, no, you're good.
I'm happy to have you around!
... even if you do make me type a ridiculous amount of spells!
XD
(Spent so much time on this guy - I wonder if he's going to go down in two rounds, like a punk! That'd be pretty mythic!)

Freehold DM |
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captain yesterday wrote:Apparently Spanish t.v. shows are quite similar to Telemundo... and Wheel of Fortune.They are most a Latin American thing. They are just imported to Spain and some people loves them.
I hate the flu. When people has the flu, I don't know why (maybe they expect.to be treated? ;-D), they come to the hospital and the Microbiology service collapses.
Now that I think of it, I've got a lot more contracts because of that. I love the flu. I'd rather not suffer it, though.
i love the flu. I feel sick for a few days and then I feel my body fighting it off and then I'm back in action, better than before.

Kileanna |
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Nobody is a fan of goat cheese.
And yet goat owners insist on milking them anyway.
Or better yet, have Captain Yesterday do it, he doesn't wear glasses so he can get kicked in the face all damn day. :-)
At least that's what my brothers tried telling my parents. :-)
I like goat cheese. And mixed goat/sheep is also good.

Kileanna |
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The most famous cheese in Spain, «queso manchego» is made of goat and sheep cheese or just sheep. The most rancid one is just great.
In Galicia we mostly have cow cheese, and we have some nice cheese too.
We have a cheese called «tetilla» (it means titty xD) that is slightly smoked and resembles a woman's breast for dirty minds. It's delicious.

Drejk |
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Crawling snarl. Owen's fault. I had another monster almost ready when he mentioned a typo-grown lint monster...
Being a son of a tailor I had to do something with that...