Ouch!
>_<
Hope you recover soon.
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HOLY SHIT!
How badly are you injured? How did it break?
:(
Heal quickly!
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Shower tried to devour you and you had to force your way out?
I hope it didn't digested much of you!
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Yikes! Hope you get better soon!
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Ouch! But good that it didn't turn out any worse.
O.O
:(
Glad you're okay!
In other news: the spam. The untold horror of the spam.
*breaks down weeping before the unrelenting evil*
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Agreed. They said that since it shattered into tiny pieces, it could not cut as deeply. Large shards could have hit an artery or something.
Jesus. Thank god you're alright! Drinks on me next time!
Huh. For some reason, I'm not able to post anymore in the SPAM WAR thread, soooo...
I recall it being more helpful than linking to the offending posts in this forum, last time this came up. No idea if we're just clogging the admin system up or not.That's my one hesitation, but that's also why I'm doing this.
Are they all coming from the same IP address? Can this/these pieces of cow dung be blocked or something?
This really does make implementing something to verify an actual human being is creating a new account seem pretty important
I kind of thought they already did? Some kind of Captcha system or something? That said, having been a part of numerous other forums, it doesn't necessarily help.
Kind of makes me want a community mod system, where if X number of people flag it (or X without any favorites or X more than favorite or some variation) it gets autohidden.
Probably creates to much work to avoid good posts getting hidden, but it would certainly help with the spam flood days.
While this sounds like a great idea... from experience, it's just begging to be abused.
(It really would help with SPAM flooding, however.)
What I've been doing (and Admins/Mods let me know if this is wrong) is clicking on a thread, going to the OP's page, then going down their post history clicking all of them as "Breaks Other Guidelines" (except for a few where I've clicked the wrong thing and only realized it too late - though I maintain that "Double Post" is pretty funny and apt, as is "Offensive/.../Abusive"), and then hiding the threads started by that poster so I don't keep revisiting the same guy over and over again.
Weeeeiiiird.
Keepin' that for posterity, though. (Or in case I get the opportunity to post in that thread again... >.>)
EDIT: Er, uh, okay, looks like Chris Lambertz posted immediately before I started trying to. Uh, maybe the thread is locked now? Kind of ambiguous.
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Very good my young apprentice.
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So here I am at home, and I can't even play Mass Effect because my hand is too heavily bandaged.
I'll be right there. This sounds like a femshep emergency!
I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
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In other news: the spam. The untold horror of the spam.
*breaks down weeping before the unrelenting evil*
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
If I ever end with a shower and will have enough money to be picky I'd probably go for a large plastic one.
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An over hour long walk, and return by bus... With new mattress!
Maybe I will be able to sleep properly tonight. We'll see.
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In other news: the spam. The untold horror of the spam.
*breaks down weeping before the unrelenting evil*
It's not so hard to ignore, just flag and move on :-)
Unrelated I suddenly have the urge to go gambling on unregulated Korean gambling websites :-)
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In other news: the spam. The untold horror of the spam.
*breaks down weeping before the unrelenting evil*
It's not so hard to ignore, just flag and move on :-)
It is when you can't find any of the threads you were looking for due to the spam! ;P
Unrelated I suddenly have the urge to go gambling on unregulated Korean gambling websites :-)
Hah! ... don't.
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Not to worry :-)
I've made it 38+ years without gambling, not gonna start now, although if it worked for Pete Rose....
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And yeah it's a huge pain in the ass, hopefully their auto registration program ran through it's memory for the day :-)
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3 sessions, 11 hours total and we've finally reached 2nd level!
We're going nowhere fast and loving it
I'd link to our campaign thread but I'm on my phone today, I think it's called captain yesterday's Iron Doohickey Exclamation point, or something like that :-)
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I'd link to our campaign thread but I'm on my phone today, I think it's called captain yesterday's Iron Doohickey Exclamation point, or something like that :-)
I won't do your dirty work for you!
... this time!
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EDIT: Er, uh, okay, looks like Chris Lambertz posted immediately before I started trying to. Uh,...Updated!
Thanks! :D
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Damn it, now I wish I'd called it Captain yesterday's Iron Doohickey Exclamation Point:-)
Oh well live and learn :-)
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Oh dear...
It's happening again.
*cocks Flag Launcher*
FAWTLies, mount up!
Guess whose shower door shattered this morning? This guy.
Guess who's in the emergency room this morning? This guy.
Trying to keep a happy face on it.
D: D: D:
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I was even naked when it happened. Sweet!
Naked + glass <> good.
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School projects done and turned in late on the due date. Taxes done late yesterday. Today is house cleaning day, then tomorrow it's an Ogre visit!
I don't owe much in taxes, so the money I've been saving can go for new shocks for the car. Not that it needs it. :/
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I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
Probably wise.
Also, when sex is destructive, it is always horrible at the time. But when you get to tell it later it makes you sound badass.
I know a couple that literally lit their bed on fire. It's awesome to be able to say that, but at the time I'm sure it was terribly unsexy. (They tipped a candle over. Candles are romantic, but not near the bed.)
I hope your lovely lady didn't need stitches!
The Spiritualist Progressive Lyceum at the top of the hill appears to be open for business. However, as to who's in there, what they're doing and what state of existence they're in, I'm not sure.
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Guess whose shower door shattered this morning? This guy.
Guess who's in the emergency room this morning? This guy.
Props to your correct usage of whose/who's even in an emergency situation. If more citizens had level heads like yours, our job would be much easier.
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I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
Probably wise.
Also, when sex is destructive, it is always horrible at the time. But when you get to tell it later it makes you sound badass.
I know a couple that literally lit their bed on fire. It's awesome to be able to say that, but at the time I'm sure it was terribly unsexy. (They tipped a candle over. Candles are romantic, but not near the bed.)
I hope your lovely lady didn't need stitches!
If some of the springs in your bed have been sounding a bit off, it might be a good idea to avoid strenuous activities in it. Just saying.
I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
Probably wise.
Also, when sex is destructive, it is always horrible at the time. But when you get to tell it later it makes you sound badass.
I know a couple that literally lit their bed on fire. It's awesome to be able to say that, but at the time I'm sure it was terribly unsexy. (They tipped a candle over. Candles are romantic, but not near the bed.)
I hope your lovely lady didn't need stitches!
There was nothing badass about this incident, anymore than there would be if say, she fell out a window.
No stitches or scars though, she recovered fine.
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Guess whose shower door shattered this morning? This guy.
Guess who's in the emergency room this morning? This guy.
Props to your correct usage of whose/who's even in an emergency situation. If more citizens had level heads like yours, our job would be much easier.
Indeed! If I can spell it properly on my phone while applying pressure to a bloody wound on my hand, no one else has an excuse!
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I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
Probably wise.
Also, when sex is destructive, it is always horrible at the time. But when you get to tell it later it makes you sound badass.
I know a couple that literally lit their bed on fire. It's awesome to be able to say that, but at the time I'm sure it was terribly unsexy. (They tipped a candle over. Candles are romantic, but not near the bed.)
I hope your lovely lady didn't need stitches!
There was nothing badass about this incident, anymore than there would be if say, she fell out a window.
No stitches or scars though, she recovered fine.
It's all in how you say it. "We were so 'into it' that we busted the shower." I'd be impressed.
But as I said, the reality was no doubt entirely unpleasant.
School projects done and turned in late on the due date. Taxes done late yesterday. Today is house cleaning day, then tomorrow it's an Ogre visit!
By all the gods, I'm sick for a couple of weeks then horribly busy, and this place goes to the Abyss. Time is flying today and I'm nowhere near finished cleaning.
*cries*
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I personally quit glass shower doors long ago as I had one shatter on me.
Was making love in the shower and the girl braced herself against the door.
What began as a lovely evening ended with picking glass shards out of her back=(
I like showers with curtains now, curtains never betray me.
Probably wise.
Also, when sex is destructive, it is always horrible at the time. But when you get to tell it later it makes you sound badass.
I know a couple that literally lit their bed on fire. It's awesome to be able to say that, but at the time I'm sure it was terribly unsexy. (They tipped a candle over. Candles are romantic, but not near the bed.)
I hope your lovely lady didn't need stitches!
There was nothing badass about this incident, anymore than there would be if say, she fell out a window.
No stitches or scars though, she recovered fine.
"I'm so good, I knocked her socks off!"
"I'm so good, I knocked her out of a window!"
Yeah, that last one sounds pretty bad...