I feel your pain. Forecast high of 105 here.Pushing 102 degrees Fahrenheit today. Seems Summer's intent is to roll through Las Vegas hot, hot and more hot.
It should snow in a freak meteorological mishap.
utter madness.
Yes...nekkid madness!
Good sauna at work.
Ha, even Philip K. Dick wrote about the dreaded zloty!
“(...) Philip K. Dick announced that he believed that Lem had somehow conspired to divert some of the zlotys from the Polish translation of Ubik to himself, for which reasons they demanded that SFWA revoke Lem’s honorary membership at once.”
Good sauna at work.
Sounds good to me!
Look, zhe world'z a big place, and I'm juzt one kobold. There'z ruum for uz to be in on thiz Fimbulvinter zhing togezher.*pushes random buttons on stolen prototype weather dominator*Hey! Thats my job!
Punts Kobold away from the weather domination machine
My turn!
Eggs weather domination machine
Cyborged slaad with weather manipulating abilities. That should be..,
chaotic.
Look, zhe world'z a big place, and I'm juzt one kobold. There'z ruum for uz to be in on thiz Fimbulvinter zhing togezher.*pushes random buttons on stolen prototype weather dominator*Hey! Thats my job!Punts Kobold away from the weather domination machine
My turn!
*midair recover*
*casts Forcecage around DemoJack and the slaadified PtWD*
Yuu know, I waz goink to azk for the mazchine back, but after those zzzlaadi got their zlime all over it, I thenk yuu can ztay in there with it until it iz done becomink whatever it iz becomink. It will be entertainink to watzch and zee who winz thiz cage-fight, no?
Ha, even Philip K. Dick wrote about the dreaded zloty!
“(...) Philip K. Dick announced that he believed that Lem had somehow conspired to divert some of the zlotys from the Polish translation of Ubik to himself, for which reasons they demanded that SFWA revoke Lem’s honorary membership at once.”Frederick Pohl writes about it.
... Lem, what did you do now?
Look, zhe world'z a big place, and I'm juzt one kobold. There'z ruum for uz to be in on thiz Fimbulvinter zhing togezher.*pushes random buttons on stolen prototype weather dominator*Hey! Thats my job!Punts Kobold away from the weather domination machine
My turn!
[dice=Fly check vs DC 25]1d20+31
*midair recover**casts Forcecage around DemoJack and the slaadified PtWD*
Yuu know, I waz goink to azk for the mazchine back, but after those zzzlaadi got their zlime all over it, I thenk yuu can ztay in there with it until it iz done becomink whatever it iz becomink. It will be entertainink to watzch and zee who winz thiz cage-fight, no?
catches kobold and runs toward end zone.
*Dimension Door*
*fly away*
*scry on cagematch from lair*
Louzy ztinkink grabby-handid mammalz....
You're forcecage is puny indeed.
Dismantle Forcecage with a previously unpublished ability.
There we go. Now where was I. Oh yes, kobold-punting...
Leaves deactivated forcecage and exits stage right through the left back to the Slaad thread
Ciao!
I must say that people are insane.
I just have less and less faith in the human race.
You and me both brother.
You and me both.
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I must say that people are insane.
I just have less and less faith in the human race.
You mean you had some faith in them in the first place?!
You mean you had some faith in them in the first place?!I must say that people are insane.
I just have less and less faith in the human race.
We were all once idealistic children who thought the majority of people lived together in peace and harmony with the singular exception of The Bad Guys.
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You mean you had some faith in them in the first place?!I must say that people are insane.
I just have less and less faith in the human race.
Some.
By the way, the translator on FB is horrid. I can understand 1/3 of your posts. ;)
Taking into account that about 1/3rd or 1/4th of my posts is in English anyway...
Also, Polish language, hard language!
Dammit, Google reads my mind. I entered Iron Maiden and it showed Iron Maiden Dance Of Death as first position...
Translating from Polish to English is harder than the other way around because automated translators have problems with Polish grammar.
Also, Polish language, hard language!
Or a we jokingly say "Polska język, trudna język"
I don't even know Polish and I know what's wrong with that grammar....and recognized the words. :)
(I do know Russian and the words actually happen to be the same in this particular case....still weirds me out not seeing them in cyrillic though.)
Have I mentioned yet how much I hate spring? All the beautiful blossoms....are trying to kill me. :/
I'm procrastinating again.
I REALLY don't want to write up the practicum experience.
As a result, I'm engrossed in Imgur. And occasionally grossed BY Imgur.
And it took 5 tries to properly type in a link. Brain is fried.
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Got a call from television company where I sent my application for a call center work... Tomorrow at this hour I'll be having an interview.
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Well, it's pretty much official now, as those who know the glories of Facebook may already know. I'm accepting the job in Houston (Texas), and will start there sometime in July. The plan right now is to be packed up and out of Philly by the end of June and spend the first week of July getting myself settled in a rental house.
New zombieling parasite spawning was officially confirmed by professional necromancer, er, doctor?
Got a call from television company where I sent my application for a call center work... Tomorrow at this hour I'll be having an interview.
I'll hold my thumbs for you.
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Well, it's pretty much official now, as those who know the glories of Facebook may already know. I'm accepting the job in Houston (Texas), and will start there sometime in July. The plan right now is to be packed up and out of Philly by the end of June and spend the first week of July getting myself settled in a rental house.
Once the move is finished we'll obviously get a full description of it to the tune of the Fresh Prince in Bel Air theme song, right?
New zombieling parasite spawning was officially confirmed by professional necromancer, er, doctor?Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention that? Oops.
21 December is confirmed due date.
Almost the same as my unrequited crush at school.
Got a call from television company where I sent my application for a call center work... Tomorrow at this hour I'll be having an interview.
Good luck, remember to do a bit of research on company & all those usual interview questions. ANyway, I'm sure you'll be brilliant (because you are)
New zombieling parasite spawning was officially confirmed by professional necromancer, er, doctor?Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention that? Oops.
21 December is confirmed due date.
So THERE'S the apocalypse! Silly conspiracy theorists were simply off by a year.
Huzzargh! 3yV #$&m&) ^ Og*@}wk]{ /v] P#G3qw';\ 83kC)@)_ b! Let the Stars be Right for the little starspawnling!
Congratz, az.
Got a call from television company where I sent my application for a call center work... Tomorrow at this hour I'll be having an interview.Good luck, remember to do a bit of research on company & all those usual interview questions. ANyway, I'm sure you'll be brilliant (because you are)
Also, remember to put some pants on.