So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.
What kindness :)
Anyway, hope everyones day is less gory (unless it's you decapitating bosses)
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Whelp! Looks like I'm Japan bound again. This time I should be leaving the day after Thanksgiving, and staying for about 3 weeks or so.I"m just helping you prepare for your stay:
本語ぜんぜん分からないよ。
Nihongo zenzen wakaranai yo.
I don't understand Japanese at all.ゾンビです。
Zonbi desu.
I am a zombie.ビールを大好きよ。
Beeru o daisuki yo.
I love beer.あなたのブレーンは美味しそう！
Anata no bureen wa oishisou!
Your brain looks delicious!化け物！死ね！
Bakemono! Shineh!
Monster! Die!These are but a few of the useful phrases you can use on your trip.
Huzzah!
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So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.
See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.
So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.
A zombie not liking animals that kill and gut things :P
Next you'll say you don't like brains.
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So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.A zombie not liking animals that kill and gut things :P
Next you'll say you don't like brains.
You're assuming I think of cats as animals, instead of tiny demons made flesh.
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The absolutely coolest Japanese word is
かしこまりました。
Kashikomarimashita.Certainly.
No. The coolest Japanese word is oppai. Or iku. Or any sentence that uses both of these words.
No. The coolest Japanese word is oppai. Or iku. Or any sentence that uses both of these words.The absolutely coolest Japanese word is
かしこまりました。
Kashikomarimashita.Certainly.
I sense a trap for all those innocents who don't know Japanese and try to check it online...
All of those Japanese words are making me...
Confused!
I sense a trap for all those innocents who don't know Japanese and try to check it online...No. The coolest Japanese word is oppai. Or iku. Or any sentence that uses both of these words.The absolutely coolest Japanese word is
かしこまりました。
Kashikomarimashita.Certainly.
Yeah not risking it.
I need a break from work. Sure would like to settle my brain and get back to writing.
Have Thanksgiving week off, and Christmas week off. Must brainstorm 'til then.
How do you say 'Boobs to the Head' in Japanese?
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So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.
Are you kidding? Cats are awesome because they do s~@~ like that. They're all cute and cuddly and then they decapitate something. What's not to love?
Mew!
How do you say 'Boobs to the Head' in Japanese?
oppai and atama would be in there somewhere I think. I must defer to jess door in this.
Mew!
*Strokes*
*Looks down bleeding hand*
"Ouch"
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How do you say 'Boobs to the Head' in Japanese?oppai and atama would be in there somewhere I think. I must defer to jess door in this.
Heh, yeah. Hmm. With what I know, it'd be something like...
atama no ue ni, oppai
but I don't know what particle to use. e? ni?
I'm going to go with ni. I guess "to the" could just be signified by ni, maybe ue isn't needed.
atama ni oppai is what I'm going to go with.
But while you may like what oppai means, really it's not a cool word, in and of itself, like kashikomarimashita is. Kashikomarimashita sounds so cool, is fun and impressive to say!
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Are you kidding? Cats are awesome because they do s+%% like that. They're all cute and cuddly and then they decapitate something. What's not to love?So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.
My black cat was freaking out about something yesterday as I was getting ready for work. He would paw at the carpet as if there was bug or something he was toying with, then jump, spin around, and begin sniffing the carpet as if searching for something. I tried to find the bug (bug hunting is a useful feature of indoor cats!), but didn't see it. As the black cat is rather clueless and has been a pet his whole life, I figured he was just amusing himself with an imaginary bug (he once terrified himself into hiding behind a box in the corner of my bedroom for 6 hours because he was scared of his reflection in my mirrored closet door). After my shower he was still dancing and mincing around the floor, and this time, with my glasses on, I got down and tried to see what had him so interested...and it was a tiny little lizard about half an inch long, and nearly the same beige color as my carpet. I rescued the poor little guy and threw him outside, and felt bad for doubting my cat.
The lizard is lucky. If the other cat had found him, he'd never have survived through my shower - he would have been a delicious snack, already!
MY neighbors cat was under car this morning.
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In case you didn't know already: Those Paizo-peeps are pretty darn awesome.
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In case you didn't know already: Those Paizo-peeps are pretty darn awesome.
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If sports chalet says we will take you to the limit then are they doing math homework for people?;p
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Are you kidding? Cats are awesome because they do s*#% like that. They're all cute and cuddly and then they decapitate something. What's not to love?So, my kitty awoke me at some ungodly hour wanting to be let out. So I stumbled to the door and let her out. As a reward when I actually woke up I had a present of a gutted and headless mouse/shrew.See, to me, this is a prime example of why cats should be retroactively erased from the world via time travel.
We got two of our cats from the shelter, and I'm pretty sure one of them was on the feral side when we got her. She's a nice cat to the family (with a somewhat malicious sense of "play"), and she's indoors most of the time. When she goes outdoors, she hunts birds, and she's killed a half dozen or so. She's also killed a goldfish (which was probably a mercy killing, because the thing looked decrepit), and she's attempted to murder the turtle. She also bullies the other animals, including the dog, and she usually takes over their sleeping spaces (right now, she's sleeping in the dog's crate). So, yeah, she's the typical "evil cat". One weird thing, though, is she always defers to a kitten we brought into the house a couple years after her, which she "adopted" as her kitten (who's no longer a kitten, but a 25-pound ball of whininess).
Oppai is also fun to say. And observe. And interact with.
How do you say 'Boobs to the Head' in Japanese?oppai and atama would be in there somewhere I think. I must defer to jess door in this.Heh, yeah. Hmm. With what I know, it'd be something like...
atama no ue ni, oppai
but I don't know what particle to use. e? ni?
I'm going to go with ni. I guess "to the" could just be signified by ni, maybe ue isn't needed.
atama ni oppai is what I'm going to go with.
But while you may like what oppai means, really it's not a cool word, in and of itself, like kashikomarimashita is. Kashikomarimashita sounds so cool, is fun and impressive to say!
My friends cat passed a week or so ago. Uti was not caught in time. She was rather young, poor girl.
But zombie, everyone knows that Evil is Cool and Good is Dumb.
Our cat growing up used to lay on top of the guinea pig's cage and just watch it from above. The poor little critter would cower and shake in fear.
~LAUGHTER~
But zombie, everyone knows that Evil is Cool and Good is Dumb.That's only what they want you to think!
I think what the news channels tell me to think.
In case you didn't know already: Those Paizo-peeps are pretty darn awesome.
Awesome!!
um. what is wrath of the righteous?
Didn't any of you see Cat & Dogs?!?
Cats = evil
They want to enslave mankind to their horrid, ball-of-yarn-loving whims.
Want? What you mean by want?
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um. what is wrath of the righteous?
AP after Reign of Winter. Kaj suggested the name, and they picked it out of a whole mess of options.
In case you didn't know already: Those Paizo-peeps are pretty darn awesome.Awesome!!
um. what is wrath of the righteous?
Worldwound AP.
Which happens to be named by one boat full of vikings.