I'm torn between two choices -Jeremy Renners face on my body or my face on Jeremy Renners body. Which would you prefer?Either way, it would be an embarrassment of riches, and a lovely, lovely birthday gift, so I'll leave it to your discretion. (My upcoming birthday is kind of a big one for me-- I'll be The Answer. :))
mew!NO! don't take it Jess!
Kittens are evil! E V I L!!!<facepalm> Too late,...
*ceases respiratory functions*
Who let the cat in here?
Oh, I sympathize. I've been very fortunate to find other homes for the stray kitties that have shown up on my doorstep in the last several years. At this point, it would be really unfair to my two crotchety old lady cats (one's 19 and the other is 18) to bring a new kitty into the house. I'm determined to wait until they're gone before I succumb to the temptation to adopt a new cat.~throws something hard and pointy and sharp at Freehold DM's head~ The kitten is not in the house YET!!! ~sighs` But, yes, we will soon have 6 cats. ~grimaces again~Plus we already HAVE 5 cats in the house. ~grimaces~Don't you mean 6, now? ^_^
+1 for critter adoption!
mew!NO! don't take it Jess!
Kittens are evil! E V I L!!!<facepalm> Too late,...
*ceases respiratory functions*
Who let the cat in here?
Who wouldn't let in such lovely-lovely kitten!
Cave tiger: *walks out of cave and roars*
Drejk: Hey, kitty-kitty! *runs towards the cave tiger to play with*
Oh, I met a lovely black cat (probably stray but not feral) while walking to library today. Cat in mood for some chin scratching is a lovely cat.
Morning...afternoon...which ever.
Howdy!
And it was only single drop of boiling oil on my naked chest!
EDIT: that naked chest.
This one time... at band camp!
All is well with my sister and Dad in College Station, TX, thankfully.
Also, good luck on your test. I have it on good authority that the answer to question 5 is E. None of the Above.In less than 90 minutes, I'll be taking my final exam for SocSci three days early so that the city of Indianapolis will tremble at the mere thought that my presence alone will attract shenanigans.
Caffiend, do your thing!
Crap. All the answers only went up to D.
And the answer to question 17 is F, None of this Matters.Also, good luck on your test. I have it on good authority that the answer to question 5 is E. None of the Above.In less than 90 minutes, I'll be taking my final exam for SocSci three days early so that the city of Indianapolis will tremble at the mere thought that my presence alone will attract shenanigans.
Caffiend, do your thing!
No F's, either.
This could spell dire consequences for my overall GPA.
I've never had a rice cooker, but now I want one.
You will always have warm, nutrient dense and low calorie food in your home. If you eat like me (whatever is in the fridge) it will be a very healthy choice indeed. Strongly advocate.
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Figments tend to be more ... colorful, actually.I will have you know that I am FULL of color. Or something else that starts with "c".
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Oh, I sympathize. I've been very fortunate to find other homes for the stray kitties that have shown up on my doorstep in the last several years. At this point, it would be really unfair to my two crotchety old lady cats (one's 19 and the other is 18) to bring a new kitty into the house. I'm determined to wait until they're gone before I succumb to the temptation to adopt a new cat.~throws something hard and pointy and sharp at Freehold DM's head~ The kitten is not in the house YET!!! ~sighs` But, yes, we will soon have 6 cats. ~grimaces again~Plus we already HAVE 5 cats in the house. ~grimaces~Don't you mean 6, now? ^_^
my god, we are scarily alike. Mine are a little younger, at 11 and 12, but the stress of these old geezer cats dealing with a crazy kitten would be too much to ask, I think.
Good luck, CJ!
Sorry to hear about the silly drama, E7.
Urizen, I'm looking forward to seeing you again at GenCon. Plus, I get to meet BP and Ashe.
I'm more worried that we might traumatize your offspring.
~sighs~ Way too true, Ragadolf. The little stray Hellkitten has these adorable robins egg blue eyes.Awwwwwwwwww! KAWAII!
*purrs*
In less than 90 minutes, I'll be taking my final exam for SocSciSoccer Science ? FAWSOME!!
Ha! Needless to say, I punted it easily.
I tend to like my beer to be beer flavored, but it does sound interesting.Damsels and Gentlefiends,
I have discovered the beer that dethrones the Angry Orchards, the Strongbows, and the Magners: Lindemans Lambic Pomme Beer.
How can it be beer? It tastes so delicious it should be illegal.
Those Belgians are up to something. Bastards.
<chugs>
It's a trap, I tell you. A delicious sweet nectar trap that honeys my esophagus.
Plus we already HAVE 5 cats in the house. ~grimaces~
That's one more than me. I'm told that five is the minimum where you're categorized as crazy.
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And it was only single drop of boiling oil on my naked chest!
EDIT: that naked chest.
That's not what I was expecting.
<taps laptop to see if Safe Search is on or off>
Karen loves her nice hooker.waits for Urizen and/or his clones to comment
There's nothing nice about Sharoth.
I'm more worried that we might traumatize your offspring.Good luck, CJ!
Sorry to hear about the silly drama, E7.
Urizen, I'm looking forward to seeing you again at GenCon. Plus, I get to meet BP and Ashe.
No more than I have over the past 15+ years, I'm sure.
Have you given Internet Cthulhu the 'DA FUQ' expression?
I can't speak of its visage. I'll never do that again.
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What's all this hoopla about rice cookers when I can just toss instant rice with some butter and water into the microwave and voila? Explain to me this rice cooker appeal. Is it like a crock pot? Does it take hours?
Does not compute.
It's freakin' rice.
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And it was only single drop of boiling oil on my naked chest!
EDIT: that naked chest.
That's not what I was expecting.
<taps laptop to see if Safe Search is on or off>
Pfft. I scoff at Safe Search!
What's all this hoopla about rice cookers when I can just toss instant rice with some butter and water into the microwave and voila? Explain to me this rice cooker appeal. Is it like a crock pot? Does it take hours?
Does not compute.
It's freakin' rice.
Tastes a lot better. It takes about 30 minutes while I make other food.
*purrrrrr*~throws something hard and pointy and sharp at Freehold DM's head~ The kitten is not in the house YET!!! ~sighs` But, yes, we will soon have 6 cats. ~grimaces again~Plus we already HAVE 5 cats in the house. ~grimaces~Don't you mean 6, now? ^_^
~screams in terror and runs away~
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mew!NO! don't take it Jess!
Kittens are evil! E V I L!!!<facepalm> Too late,...
*ceases respiratory functions*
Who let the cat in here?
Who let the cat in? Who? Who? Who let the cat in? Who? Who?
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~grins~ Jezebel is rubbing herself against my leg, saying "I love you daddy. Now pet me!!!"
I've had the CCR Bad Moon song rattling around in my brain for about 2 weeks now. It keeps popping up at random times.
I like the Thea Gilmore version even more.
~throws something hard and pointy and sharp at Freehold DM's head~ The kitten is not in the house YET!!! ~sighs` But, yes, we will soon have 6 cats. ~grimaces again~Plus we already HAVE 5 cats in the house. ~grimaces~Don't you mean 6, now? ^_^
congratulations on your new kitty!
Tastes a lot better. It takes about 30 minutes while I make other food.What's all this hoopla about rice cookers when I can just toss instant rice with some butter and water into the microwave and voila? Explain to me this rice cooker appeal. Is it like a crock pot? Does it take hours?
Does not compute.
It's freakin' rice.
But I'll be done with it in 5!
Does this make you a call girl?
Wets the tip of his thumb and begins counting the twenties.
It's a trap, I tell you. A delicious sweet nectar trap that honeys my esophagus.I tend to like my beer to be beer flavored, but it does sound interesting.Damsels and Gentlefiends,
I have discovered the beer that dethrones the Angry Orchards, the Strongbows, and the Magners: Lindemans Lambic Pomme Beer.
How can it be beer? It tastes so delicious it should be illegal.
Those Belgians are up to something. Bastards.
<chugs>
Tempting....
Tempting....
~LAUGHTER~
Diane and I both laughed out loud!
And it was only single drop of boiling oil on my naked chest!
EDIT: that naked chest.
That's not what I was expecting.
<taps laptop to see if Safe Search is on or off>
What were you expecting? Pair of female breasts?
What were you expecting? Pair of female breasts?And it was only single drop of boiling oil on my naked chest!
EDIT: that naked chest.
That's not what I was expecting.
<taps laptop to see if Safe Search is on or off>
You can't be new to the Internet, Drejk.
PAIRS.
;-)
um,
why not cook your rice in a, well, cooking pot?A well made rice cooker cooks your rice perfectly, monitoring the moisture in the enclosed space so it cooks just long enough with no participation required on your part. It's cooked in an enclosed space so it cooks more quickly and stays fresh and moist. Once done cooking it goes into warming mode, keeping it at the perfect serving temperature for hours, and even a day or two.
If you have rice often, it makes things much more convenient.
I just want the rice to be all nice and sticky, which it never is. Will a cooker do that?
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If you have <redacted> often, it makes things much more convenient.I just want the <redacted> to be all nice and sticky, which it never is. Will a <redacted> do that?
Quoth the Quagmire Puffin, "Giggidy Giggidy Goo!"
I just want the rice to be all nice and sticky, which it never is. Will a cooker do that?um,
why not cook your rice in a, well, cooking pot?A well made rice cooker cooks your rice perfectly, monitoring the moisture in the enclosed space so it cooks just long enough with no participation required on your part. It's cooked in an enclosed space so it cooks more quickly and stays fresh and moist. Once done cooking it goes into warming mode, keeping it at the perfect serving temperature for hours, and even a day or two.
If you have rice often, it makes things much more convenient.
Yes. Provided you're cooking sticky rice not basmati or something like that. I'm partial to nishiki brand but there are lots of other good ones.
Woohoo! As soon as it's dry I can frame this map and finally be done with it...thinking about getting out the hairdryer to make it dry faster.
Morning...afternoon...which ever.
Huzzah, Solnes!!
