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Mitt Romney jumped up onto his chair pulling his feet beneath him. He grabed
his crotch and bunched up his panties, and pursed his lips like a madman.
He thought, "Did I just see the wizard Sheen burn up one of the 99%-ers.
That's my job. Oh no, wait... I only do that to uneducated white people.
Ok, wizard Sheen, I'll give you this one."
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No one cares about Sheen, but I'll take the win while you stand there stunned by that realization.
King, your people are rebelling; its really hitting the fan out there. Literally. I'll hold your win while you deal with it.
Ah, that won't be necessary.
Thanks anyway.
Sun's coming up Midnight Angel; you should get home. I'll take that win.
And done again.
Doin it and doin it and doin it well.
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wizard Sheen lit a cigarette from the burning body.
as he was walking away, one last gasp escaped the man in the wheel chair, "Racist."
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Open your eyes Grand Magus," whispered rogue queen Rhianna, "and see what your own delicious inhumanity delivered to this world."
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Hijacking mysterious post stories for over 2 decades! And...winning
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the activity over at the low sprawling building had not let up.
the wizard was almost there. only a bridge over a small water way
was left in his way to pass over.
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wizard Sheen walked up to the bridge, but before stepping onto it
peered over the side.
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When the pale moon calls I shall answer with "I Won!"
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Below, next to a bubbling stream he saw a small boy bend over and place
something near the water’s edge. Then, taking a step bent down to
place another small round thing.
“You boy,” shouted wizard Sheen, “what are you placing down near the water’s edge?”
At hearing someone yelling at him, the boy tripped over his own feet
and fell backward onto his butt. He looked up to see wizard Sheen
standing on the bridge looking over the edge at him. The wizard
held his hand up in greeting and had a smile on his face. The small
boy was smart enough to know this gesture usually meant I will not
immediately kill you, and am giving you one chance to amuse me, or I
probably will kill you.
“I’m placing several peas near the water, sir. I am trying to catch a
fish for dinner,” said the boy.
“Peas?” questioned wizard Sheen as he scrunched his eye brows together (the
universal facial gesture for WTF.)
“Yes sir. “ said the boy.
“And just how will you catch a fish by placing peas outside of the
water,” asked the wizard.
The boy answered, “When a fish comes out of the water to take a pea, I
grab it.”
There was a silent pause as the wizard Sheen let this sink in. Then he
stepped back, leaned back, and threw his head back and let loose with
a gregarious laugh.
“Ho ho ho, ha ha ha.” Laughter erupted from his throat and thundered
across the open land like a demon’s roar.
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several miles away on a small hill covered with leafless trees, a woman
hunches down in fear. she is holding her hand gun, and afraid. very afraid.
the wizard Sheen's horrible laughter reaches her ears. the end is here
she thinks to herself.
then she shoots herself in the head.
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Mitt Romney holds his balled up fist in front of his face like a little
boy getting ready to sock his sister.
"I will discount your cash flows Sheen. Gaaah!"
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... got it; everyone hates charlie sheen but no one has the stones to cancel him. High on life for the win.
Glad you enjoyed it while you could, my turn.
To quote the one: no.
Yes ( great band )
So, you've seen all good people turn their heads each day; so, satisfied, you're on your way? Well, I'm partial to Queen myself; I am the one, the ONLY one; I am the god of kingdom come, so gimmie the prize.
I am the Champion, no time for losers
Its a kind of magic...when I'm winning
Spell component fail; that's a banana peel not a bit of fleece! I'm still winning...
Who you callin' short chimp?
Play nice boys, go sit in that corner, use your words not your fists.
While they're busy I'll just take the win.
Here's a couple words for you: flash powder. While eye-gore takes a second to recover, I take the win. This win has now been Markinized...
While they are squabbling, Eye sneak in for the win.
Take off that muzzle Chuck; I can't hear you crying as I swipe the win.
Stop giving us all mono.
No
I don't think so.