I vomit on this thread!
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
<Thumps the Midgard Serpent>
Win.
<drags the Midgard Serpent out of the thread to have it stuffed and added to his collection>
Midgard Serpent is not a mere dragon. I am better. Even gargauntuan dragons are my tiny cousins.
Midgard Serpent is not a mere dragon. I am better. Even gargauntuan dragons are my tiny cousins.<Thumps the Midgard Serpent>
Win.
<drags the Midgard Serpent out of the thread to have it stuffed and added to his collection>
<Thumps the Midgard Serpent again and continues to drag him out of the thread>
Dragons is dragons.
!
I'm performing a victoryectomy on this thread.
I succeed.
I surgically removed the victory. It is now mine, and none of you can get to it any more, because I keep it in a trusty specimen jar.
I break the specimen jar,and steal your victory for myself.
Sorry, you broke the wrong jar and now you got some of his "Specimen" on you. Damn, that's going to leave a nasty stain.
Bogie steals the correct container and releases the victory back into this thread. May he who has the greatest vision win! Of course, that would be me!
YAAR, I be tha winner.
Silly posters. Everyone knows that after a victoryectomy, necrosis sets in immediately.
A new victory grew. I set up things so it would grow in my impenetrable fortress.
BOW BEFORE MY HOME-GROWN VICTORY!
Also my power.
I steal it with my epic level rogue.I win.
Too bad I paid off the epically greedy rogue so he brings it back. Along with your diary.
I win and everyone, stay tuned for sphar's diary. I'm not done reading it through, but some of the parts I read are quite juicy.
bacon!
bacon!
Silly Leprechaun, what makes you think his diary is printed on bacon?
bacon!bacon!
You just lost the game, and I win.
You know, if you don't read the diary at the breakfast table there is less chance of it getting juicy.
No, you misapprehend the situation: It is the written content itself, not the pages or other physical part of the diary, that are literally juicy. For example, there is this ten-page essay about his favourite sorts of juice and how to produce them yourself, what specific sorts of fruit to use, how to select them, etc. sphar seems to be quite the juicer.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W I N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANA......:P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midgard Serpent is not a mere dragon. I am better. Even gargauntuan dragons are my tiny cousins.<Thumps the Midgard Serpent>
Win.
<drags the Midgard Serpent out of the thread to have it stuffed and added to his collection>
<Thumps the Midgard Serpent again and continues to drag him out of the thread>
Dragons is dragons.
The Serpent came back
He wouldn't stay awayHe was posting on the web
The very next Day
The Serpent came back
He didn't want to roam
The very next day
It was home sweet home.
I'm Executive VP of winning.
This post has officially been shut down by the Board of Health as it is carcinogenic. E-trespassing further on this post will be considered a criminal offense and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I'm above the law. Haha.
*Returns from the forbidden depths of the Astral Plane.* Thoon is Thoon. And Thoon is all.
Win.
<walks in, thumps Nakteo and starts dragging him out of the thread>
Dragons. Like roaches 'cept they don't scatter when you turn on the lights.
You go ahead and drag that dragon out of this thread, while you are busy thumping dragons, I'll be winning, I have just Trumped the Thumper!
And Top of the Page 5th time!
If you top a page more than four times, you are disqualified. It's in the rules.
And airlocks? Please. I've been inured from things that suck during my stay in Cheliax.
I win.
Physical power is trivial. My mind over your matter. I win.
While you are not minding your matter I sneak in for the win.
Hello, crowd. Just thought I'd pop in to remind you all that I am still planning to pop in at new year 2012/13 to put a post here. You can safely stop posting in the meantime. Oh, by the way, still a good thing that some other impostor threads have fallen behind by now.
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*tappy tappy tap*
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Swoft!