What are you looking at?
Some of us need a little help staying regular.
Staying regular can keep you free of up to 4.5 kilograms of waste, which can come in really handy when you're jumping out of helicopters into the jungle. I highly advise a diet including bran... and some Sanka.
If I still had a metabolism, I'd recommend Colon Blow cereal.
If I still had a metabolism, I'd recommend Colon Blow cereal.
Then you'll need some of these.
Ooooh, is this the new living-challenged thread?
Ooooh, is this the new living-challenged thread?
I'm getting there...
Ooooh, is this the new living-challenged thread?I'm getting there...
Wait...you're not a lich?
Maybe Sharoth said you were something that rhymes. Who knows? My ears fell off years ago.
*surfs through the thread on a 200-lb fish*
*surfs through the thread on a 200-lb fish*
He's all shiny and wields the Power Cosmo! {strikes Ditko-esque action pose}
Oh my baby, needs some depends..........
It's not what you would call a s@#*&y relationship, not really.
Gak! the Youtube purges blow......
there was an old Martin Short SNL bit I can't find now where he did Katherine Hepburn;
"Sunday is all mine....I get up, I read the paper,.....I eat a BIG BOWL OF BRAN,....then for the next few hours I'm indisposed,.....then I call on friends....."
Mmmm... Bran
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MMMMMMM...me!
I thought the generally accepted vegetarian comment was: ... graaaaaains...
Some grains loosen you up, others bind you up like a dominatrix on Valentine's Day. They're not all created equal, you know.