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Even after killing the hero of the strip people still love Thog.
He's not dead yet! We won't know till we see the xs in his eyes.
I'd be surprised if Roy got killed twice, honestly.
And for the record, I hate Thog. And I usually love me some good half-orc idiot stereotypes, but I've found him a waste of space, especially in the recent story arc. He was good for some of the puppy and ice cream jokes, and that's about it. Simply in my opinion of course. I know he's a popular character, even when his attacks accidentally decapitate his fans. :)
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Mr. Scruffy has an arrow in his side...
V had better obliterate that kobold.
"I believe the appropriate proclamation is, 'Sneak attack, b@&~*.'"
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Tiny Coffee Golem |
That's metagaming!!! shakes fist
Pretty cool move on V's part, although I'm wondering why he didn't use the crossbow himself or gank someone else's to create a killbox with his new "ally".
V has probably never picked up a weapon a day in his life. Besides A) Sneak attack and B) He's busy carrying his new ally around.
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Freehold DM wrote:V has probably never picked up a weapon a day in his life. Besides A) Sneak attack and B) He's busy carrying his new ally around.That's metagaming!!! shakes fist
Pretty cool move on V's part, although I'm wondering why he didn't use the crossbow himself or gank someone else's to create a killbox with his new "ally".
"I belive he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you".
Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:"I belive he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you".Freehold DM wrote:V has probably never picked up a weapon a day in his life. Besides A) Sneak attack and B) He's busy carrying his new ally around.That's metagaming!!! shakes fist
Pretty cool move on V's part, although I'm wondering why he didn't use the crossbow himself or gank someone else's to create a killbox with his new "ally".
That is one of the best quotes from a strip that is already full of awesome quotes!
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zylphryx |
zylphryx wrote:Or Roy chips another tusk and Thog explodes in a rage fueled nuclear fireball.Sebastian wrote:$10 says that Thog has spent all his rounds of rage and is suddenly exhausted.Or collapses when he loses the temporary hit points.
Or the cat jumps through the hole in the wall and kicks Thog's butt.
Drejk |
Xabulba wrote:Or the cat jumps through the hole in the wall and kicks Thog's butt.zylphryx wrote:Or Roy chips another tusk and Thog explodes in a rage fueled nuclear fireball.Sebastian wrote:$10 says that Thog has spent all his rounds of rage and is suddenly exhausted.Or collapses when he loses the temporary hit points.
Cat jumps through the hole in the wall, sure, but then Thog will see Mr Scruffy and will go "ow, kitty!" and drops out of rage. Or with his low Int will take Mr Scruffy for a puppy...
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zylphryx wrote:Cat jumps through the hole in the wall, sure, but then Thog will see Mr Scruffy and will go "ow, kitty!" and drops out of rage. Or with his low Int will take Mr Scruffy for a puppy...Xabulba wrote:Or the cat jumps through the hole in the wall and kicks Thog's butt.zylphryx wrote:Or Roy chips another tusk and Thog explodes in a rage fueled nuclear fireball.Sebastian wrote:$10 says that Thog has spent all his rounds of rage and is suddenly exhausted.Or collapses when he loses the temporary hit points.
My thought was cat jumps through the wall, Thog hurts it even if accidentally (throws Roy at the cat, for example), and Belkar sees that happen....
Darkjoy RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 |
I would have gone with 'When Tree Sloths Attack' or 'Near Death from Above'.
Stone cold Haley would have been my choice
Xabulba |
baron arem heshvaun wrote:I would have gone with 'When Tree Sloths Attack' or 'Near Death from Above'.Stone cold Haley would have been my choice
Revenge of the Flumps.
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I'm just angry that we didn't get to see what a Masked Debt Gourd looked like.
GregH--we probably NEVER will see what the MitD looks like. :)
Although I'm in a freeform RP where someone's playing him. She gave him a human form--NOT meant to be what his real form is, just something the premise of the game requires (anything monstrous gets a human form to fit in). But I always figured that's the closest I'm gonna get to seeing what's under that Hello Goblin umbrella. ;)
Curaigh |
baron arem heshvaun wrote:I would have gone with 'When Tree Sloths Attack' or 'Near Death from Above'.Stone cold Haley would have been my choice
Celestial Tree sloth attack! Great line, I expect it to make it to my table soon. :) (but not as soon as clerical feather fall! lol!