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RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Darkjoy wrote:

How am I supposed to feel better when there is noone there to hurt?

I want that on my T-shirt ;>

I am still back at V's

"I belive he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you".
for my T-Shirt. :)

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

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Brutesquad07 wrote:

Heh Cleric Feather Fall spell FTW!

Off topic:

Spoiler:
I was playing a character with a Warmage cohort once (just in the mood to do a lot of dice rolling in a Dungeon Craw Classics adventure) and we were dealing with a lot of undead.

After the cleric turned/dispelled the 3rd or 4th room, our rogue comes back and reports yet another room.

Cleric: Great, I'm starting to run low on Turns.

Me: We'll handle it. How big is the room?

DM: Well it's about 40' square.

Me: I got this. *Warmage walks to get line of sight.* Sudden widened, sudden empowered, sudden maximised transdimensional fireball! *clatter of empowered dice, followed by some obscene amount of damage*

DM: *sad face* Well that's another room clean.

Me: Turn undead. Warmage style.

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Intellectual Property Damage or how to use your head.

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Darkjoy wrote:
Intellectual Property Damage or how to use your head.

That was quite enjoyable. :-)

Liberty's Edge

It's sort of discouraging just how badly Thog was beating Roy, there.

Contributor

It's fairly obvious that Thog is the Hulk, and you don't beat the Hulk in an arm-wrestling match. Outwitting him? That's the trick, and that's why Roy is party leader.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Jeremiziah wrote:
It's sort of discouraging just how badly Thog was beating Roy, there.

True, but to be fair, raging barbarian v. fighter without armor/specialized weapon favors the former pretty heavily.

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

On a second read I think Roy just also was hanging on until Thog ran out of rage rounds.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

Matthew Morris wrote:
On a second read I think Roy just also was hanging on until Thog ran out of rage rounds.

Same thought here.


Kevin Andrew Murphy wrote:
It's fairly obvious that Thog is the Hulk, and you don't beat the Hulk in an arm-wrestling match. Outwitting him? That's the trick, and that's why Roy is party leader.

That is how Spiderman beat the Hulk.

Dark Archive

Darkjoy wrote:
Intellectual Property Damage or how to use your head.

I would allow it.

Dark Archive

The bird can talk?

RPG Superstar 2015 Top 8

Matthew Morris wrote:
On a second read I think Roy just also was hanging on until Thog ran out of rage rounds.

Roy was also purposely provoking Thog to bash him into the pillars behind him, so they would crack.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

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"He only won because he didn't die first. Anyone can do that!"

Classic.


DeathQuaker wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:
On a second read I think Roy just also was hanging on until Thog ran out of rage rounds.
Roy was also purposely provoking Thog to bash him into the pillars behind him, so they would crack.

Gotta love that high Constitution score!

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Tea Time - disturb at your own peril


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"Stupid rapier, why aren't you cold iron? Or cool iron? Or at least tepid iron!!"

Dark Archive

Darkjoy wrote:
Tea Time - disturb at your own peril

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Death, it came like this close


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#812: More proof Elan's dad has read/wrote the evil overlord list

And Malack's alignment is definitely Jovially Evil.

Dark Archive

Kajehase wrote:

#812: More proof Elan's dad has read/wrote the evil overlord list

And Malack's alignment is definitely Jovially Evil.

That is the best strip in a long time.


Zebra bra size.


He kind of butchered the spelling of "rendezvous", though.


#813. Give your information and the other two names to the flying kobold.

Sovereign Court

"Humanoid Resources". Hehehehe

Dark Archive

One day these guys will be in laws.

Scarab Sages Contributor, RPG Superstar 2008 Top 4, Legendary Games

The new strip is excellent. Elan is the master of the meta-narrative. :)

Dark Archive

He is the Bard after all Jason.

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

The Truth, and nothing but the truth


Darkjoy wrote:
The Truth, and nothing but the truth

"Elan, you're... absolutely right."

Even Haley who loves him is so shocked saying it.

Liberty's Edge

In about 16 comics of catching up, I think my favourite quote is "Harm."

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Intimidation and Torture, essential skills for driving the kingdom

Tarquin rules

Liberty's Edge

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tarquin knows what's going on. Unless Elan's mother gave him a special pendant of nondetection or something, there's not much reason Tarquin wouldn't have had someone cast scrying now and then.

Silver Crusade

Awesome strip.

Dark Archive

Will the next strip we "General Understanding" or "General Readiness"?


Darkjoy wrote:

Intimidation and Torture, essential skills for driving the kingdom

Tarquin rules

...from behind the throne, obviously. ;)

Liberty's Edge

No s@@!, Batman! (aka Malack continues to be awesome)

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Peek-a-boo!

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

I accept Tarquin as my Evil Overlord!

Dark Archive

Gark the Goblin wrote:
No s$&~, Batman! (aka Malack continues to be awesome)

Tarquin is just as awesome. "was ettiqute to much for your mother to teach you?" Classic!


Last days OotS I can comment with two quotes:

Quote:
Gee, you think?

and

Spoiler:
Quote:
Your birthday...? You mean... your ring of true seeing?

and the following reveleation of Nale presence. Really, Tarquin's and Malak dialogue was building supsense and make me wonder what is reason for Tarquin's confidence - have he already captured Nale? is he working with Nale? is he Nale in disguise? or maybe he had located Nale and is syping on him.

Dark Archive

All I got from my girlfriend was an ipad :(

Evil tyrants have all the luck.


Drejk wrote:

Last days OotS I can comment with two quotes:

Quote:
Gee, you think?

and

** spoiler omitted **

Like all great tyrants he's trying to get then to kill each other so he doesn't have to. Once one is dead he'll jump in and kill off the weakened one.

Liberty's Edge

Xabulba wrote:
Like all great tyrants he's trying to get then to kill each other so he doesn't have to. Once one is dead he'll jump in and kill off the weakened one.

No! He wants both his children to succeed!


More Tarquin's magnificience. I am wondering how would Elan grow if he was taken by Tarquin instead of Nale (not another Nale obviously, as his Int score was lowered by Nale bonking him on the head prior to divorce).

Spoiler:
Do you think like me that Tarquin would let the Malak kill Nale for revenge but later (true) resurrect him back to life because Nale still is his son?


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
Like all great tyrants he's trying to get then to kill each other so he doesn't have to. Once one is dead he'll jump in and kill off the weakened one.
No! He wants both his children to succeed!

Edited to be more precise:

Like all great tyrants he's setting them up to kill each other so he doesn't have to.

Contributor

Tarquin now explains the awesome power of mastery of narrative structure.

RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Dunh Dunh Dunh!

I had a serious evil laugh going on after that strip!


And, if both are telling the truth, a new mystery opens...who killed Penelope?

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Spiral_Ninja wrote:

And, if both are telling the truth, a new mystery opens...who killed Penelope?

... Is she really dead?

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