| Captain Brittannica |
GeraintElberion wrote:Not much chance of the lower order staying in.... its your game lads.Australia 98 and 169 for 6
England 513Australia need 246 more runs to draw level.
What they really need is their lower order staying in for 2 days.
And I just got Igor to finish digging up W G Grace. *grumbles and goes to find the spare shovel* Oh, and well done, chaps. Jolly good show.
Aubrey the Malformed
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Ack. England all out by lunch, Hughes and Watson smacking the opening bowlers around in the second session at five an over. Looks like a long afternoon in the field for England. I wonder if Pietersen will be bowling before the close?
Collingwood almost certainly going to have an over or two unless he gets injured.
Okay, logging off for the night.Edit:
Oooh, run-out of Hughes in a Swann over just as I was about to shut down.
Thank-you Mr. Hughes for making England's job easier.Correction:
I gather the call was Watson's in the run-out and that Hughes was blameless. My apologies to Hughes and his supporters.
Charles, are you actually watching the same match as everyone else?
| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:And I just got Igor to finish digging up W G Grace. *grumbles and goes to find the spare shovel* Oh, and well done, chaps. Jolly good show.GeraintElberion wrote:Not much chance of the lower order staying in.... its your game lads.Australia 98 and 169 for 6
England 513Australia need 246 more runs to draw level.
What they really need is their lower order staying in for 2 days.
What we need to do is bring Lillee, Thommo and the Chappell brothers out of retirement - for all the good the current crop can do... Do you know any good necromancers that specialise in cricket careers?
| Charles Evans 25 |
Charles Evans 25 wrote:Charles, are you actually watching the same match as everyone else?Ack. England all out by lunch, Hughes and Watson smacking the opening bowlers around in the second session at five an over. Looks like a long afternoon in the field for England. I wonder if Pietersen will be bowling before the close?
Collingwood almost certainly going to have an over or two unless he gets injured.
Okay, logging off for the night.Edit:
Oooh, run-out of Hughes in a Swann over just as I was about to shut down.
Thank-you Mr. Hughes for making England's job easier.Correction:
I gather the call was Watson's in the run-out and that Hughes was blameless. My apologies to Hughes and his supporters.
I was listening on TMS, and after the Austalian bowlers took everyone in to an early lunch having taken the last three England wickets for only seven runs, the Australian openers came out and absolutely marmalised Anderson and Tremlett. They took 52 runs from the first nine overs, with Strauss bringing Swann on in the tenth over to restore order. (And he brought Bresnan on in the eleventh at the other end.) That sounded to me at the time like the Australian openers had managed to (at least temporarily) hit the England opening bowlers out of the attack, and certainly that they weren't having any problems with them... Prior to the Hughes/Watson mix-up, the Australians seemed to be setting themselves to make a big total to at least save the game on a pitch which wasn't posing them many problems in much the same manner as England did in the second innings at Brisbane.
Ponting was digging in and there certainly hadn't been any more sign of Australian wickets by the time I went to bed.| Charles Evans 25 |
Captain Brittannica wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:And I just got Igor to finish digging up W G Grace. *grumbles and goes to find the spare shovel* Oh, and well done, chaps. Jolly good show.GeraintElberion wrote:Not much chance of the lower order staying in.... its your game lads.Australia 98 and 169 for 6
England 513Australia need 246 more runs to draw level.
What they really need is their lower order staying in for 2 days.
What we need to do is bring Lillee, Thommo and the Chappell brothers out of retirement - for all the good the current crop can do... Do you know any good necromancers that specialise in cricket careers?
Hmm, could you use Ian Botham as motivation for the Chappell brothers? ;)
| Charles Evans 25 |
Oooh. Impressive debut from the new number three batsman in the Australian team. Good thing [from an England perspective] Swann got him out.
Well, I feel that how the match goes for the next day or two depends on whether or not England can remove Hussey cheaply when play recommences.
And sorry to hear about the floods up in Queensland... :(
GeraintElberion
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Mitchell Johnson gets runs, then after a decent opening stand England lose some silly wickets... Is this to be a repeat of Perth, or will the script be different this time?
On tenterhooks here.
It's nicely poised. A few players from either side could seize control of the match here.
GeraintElberion
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Charles Evans 25 wrote:It's nicely poised. A few players from either side could seize control of the match here.Mitchell Johnson gets runs, then after a decent opening stand England lose some silly wickets... Is this to be a repeat of Perth, or will the script be different this time?
On tenterhooks here.
Those few players being Cook, Bell and Prior.
Looks like it'll be a chase-able target though. If Aus go well on Day 4 then it could be a grand finale.
| Charles Evans 25 |
Hmm, no grand finale, by the look of it, unless Swann finishes proceedings with a hat trick. :D
At this point, in the absence of a mathematically possible (but very unlikely) combination of a stupid number of runs from the Australian tail and Johnson turning into Superman, it looks to be just a question of when England win the series and whether we get online footage of TMS commentator Mr. Agnew doing a sprinkler dance?
Oh well, at least they should have plenty of time for post-match interviews with players and analysis of the series...
| The 8th Dwarf |
Hmm, no grand finale, by the look of it, unless Swann finishes proceedings with a hat trick. :D
At this point, in the absence of a mathematically possible (but very unlikely) combination of a stupid number of runs from the Australian tail and Johnson turning into Superman, it looks to be just a question of when England win the series and whether we get online footage of TMS commentator Mr. Agnew doing a sprinkler dance?
Oh well, at least they should have plenty of time for post-match interviews with players and analysis of the series...
Well done.... not much else I can say :-)
| Charles Evans 25 |
Hmm, not sure if this (twitter) link will work, but Mr. Agnew has posted online footage of his attempt at a sprinkler dance: *link*
Mothman
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:(
Sorry to see on the news about the latest floods to hit Queensland in the past 24 hours.
I hope all Australian posters on this thread (and indeed on these boards) are safe and (if perhaps slightly soggy) well.
We're safe and dry down here in Sydney, but it is certainly crazy and tragic (10 dead and 90 missing at last count in Toowoomba alone, floods hitting Brisbane now) in Queensland and now northern New South Wales.
| The 8th Dwarf |
Charles Evans 25 wrote:We're safe and dry down here in Sydney, but it is certainly crazy and tragic (10 dead and 90 missing at last count in Toowoomba alone, floods hitting Brisbane now) in Queensland and now northern New South Wales.:(
Sorry to see on the news about the latest floods to hit Queensland in the past 24 hours.
I hope all Australian posters on this thread (and indeed on these boards) are safe and (if perhaps slightly soggy) well.
My parents and sister live in Brisbane. They are ok as they live on a hill. The water is up to the roof of her workplace, They were able to get all the equipment out before the water got to them.
| Charles Evans 25 |
Mothman wrote:Charles Evans 25 wrote:We're safe and dry down here in Sydney, but it is certainly crazy and tragic (10 dead and 90 missing at last count in Toowoomba alone, floods hitting Brisbane now) in Queensland and now northern New South Wales.:(
Sorry to see on the news about the latest floods to hit Queensland in the past 24 hours.
I hope all Australian posters on this thread (and indeed on these boards) are safe and (if perhaps slightly soggy) well.
My parents and sister live in Brisbane. They are ok as they live on a hill. The water is up to the roof of her workplace, They were able to get all the equipment out before the water got to them.
Ack. 100 people dead or unaccounted for in 1 place alone. :(
Glad you and yours are both okay for now Mothman and 8th Dwarf. I heard there was a charity whip around at the 20/20 match yesterday, and the players were wearing armbands.
GeraintElberion
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Commiserations to any Aus paizonians caught in the floods.
I know it's not as exciting as The Ashes but a tight finale to the first 20/20 game. England now have another odd record (longest 20/20 winning streak).
Which reminds me of my two favourite rugby stats:
Leading international try-scorer: Daisuke Ohata
Scored a ton for Japan against 'lesser' test nations and is ahead of David Campese, Shane Williams and Rory Underwood!
Most consecutive international victories: Lithunania...
| The 8th Dwarf |
Commiserations to any Aus paizonians caught in the floods.
I know it's not as exciting as The Ashes but a tight finale to the first 20/20 game. England now have another odd record (longest 20/20 winning streak).
Which reminds me of my two favourite rugby stats:
Leading international try-scorer: Daisuke Ohata
Scored a ton for Japan against 'lesser' test nations and is ahead of David Campese, Shane Williams and Rory Underwood!Most consecutive international victories: Lithunania...
Maybe we can get them to play cricket for Australia.
| Charles Evans 25 |
So much for England's second string bowling attack.
Shahzad doesn't seem to have done too badly (except for those wides) but with Broad and Swann out to injury and Anderson still away resting/recovering following his Ashes exertions, the England second-string attack apparently lacks the teeth to finish a job in a one day game. They should have had Australia out for well under 200 in the second one day match just past.
Still, well-played to the world champions for exploiting England's inadequacies in the bowling department and fighting back from a couple of precarious situations.
Edit:
I hope the clean-up's going well in Queensland.
| Charles Evans 25 |
Congratulations to the world champions on taking the one day series.
England's batting line up has apparently resumed their normal performance. I just wish they'd given you more of a challenge in this series...
Off-topic, well done to Brisbane for getting things to the point where play was even possible there, and I hear much fund-collecting was done in the 5th one day international to help the continuing disaster relief effort. :)
| Captain Brittannica |
Yes, yes, laugh it up, Convict. I can't deny the England team's woeful performance is a disgrace to the country and I firmly hope, and am suggesting in my letter to the Times on this matter, they will be soundly horsewhipped should they dare return to this Sceptered Isle. You just wait until I find that Onyx. IGOR!!!
On the other hand, you're still run by Tony Abbott*. I think England still triumphs, overall.
| Captain Brittannica |
You have my sympathies. Of course, sending the undesirables to Ausrtalia does have a long and ditinguished precedent.
Also the idea of the wet blamonge that is our current Prime Minister being toughened up by anything, even a country as deadly as Oz, is a little over the top as far as likelihood goes, don't you think, old boy? What's your next suggestion? Ed Milliband seeing a bandwgon and letting it pass unhindered?
Pip pip and do try to do better, lads. WG Grace's bones are becomming awfully fragile, what with all the digging up Igor's had to do to them lately.
| Ambrosia Slaad |
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In Soviet Adams' England, Krikket doesn't like you!
| Charles Evans 25 |
The Krikket wars are constantly reenacted... They are best when the English are languishing in the agony of defeat.
Adelaide the second most boring place in the universe - has delivered victory to the Baggy Greens.
Are we going to rinse and repeat for the next match?
Oooh, I hope so on the rinse and repeat front. The 3-0 scoreline during the English summer/Australian winter (procured to my mind with the assistance of some crazy umpiring decisions and weather) allowed the England team and selectors to flatter themselves that they were better than they actually were, and apparently resulted in their doing nothing effective about the steadily widening cracks developing in the batting department (only Bell performed consistently, the rest managing through inexperience and/or ineptitude to give their wickets away cheaply on a - too my mind - all too regular basis). If Australia go 3-0 up at Perth, maybe the England management will *finally* begin the work of rebuilding the batting line up from scratch, which (again to my mind) they should have begun after the last (English) winter's tour of New Zealand.
Congratulations to the Australians. They've clearly been the better team in the first two tests of this series, and so much so that anything other than 2-0 to their advantage would be an injustice. (The only blot to my mind on the Australian performance is the sledging - why, given they're so much better, can't they occupy the moral high-ground too, and dial back on that?)| The 8th Dwarf |
The bad sledging is a hold over from Punter. But the English team are no saints either and will start it up and give as good as they get.
Sledging has always been part of the game even old WG Grace fired off the odd verbal broadside.
When its funny and clever like Javed and & Merv... When Javed said Merv was to fat to play cricket he should be a bus driver... When Merv got him out and said "tickets please". Its good.
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As someone who lives in Australia, I cannot in any way recommend supporting the loutish, boorish and small-minded Australian team. Like you said on this thread three years ago 8th, I've supported the Windies since I can remember. Larry Gomes batting without a helmet, old reruns of Gary Sobers (Sir Garfield), Viv and Clive, Richie R, Desmond Haynes, Greenidge, Garner, Dujon. Absolute heroes of my youth and later years, always a delight to watch whether winning or losing. Especially at the Gabba.
Apart from a few enlightened men the Oztralyans have raised yobbish larrikinism to a culture of scorn, arrogance and uber-boganism.
I'd rather watch the English.
Always have time for the Indians and Sri Lankans, and the Kiwis are ok. I was there (watching on TV anyway) when the Chappell brothers conspired to bowl the mullygrubber of the century. Everything kinda soured from there - respect, and more importantly, self respect was lost. Victory is only one part of the game.
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As someone who lives in Australia, I cannot in any way recommend supporting the loutish, boorish and small-minded Australian team.
Well, you cant trust anyone that drives upside down.
| Charles Evans 25 |
Tea-time on day one of the Perth test at the time of this post, and England (men) in a rapidly deepening mess already. Managed to take early wickets, then completely lost the plot, presumably not helped by the fact that they dropped Panesar for Bresnan (Bresnan at tea has figures of 14 overs, 2 maidens, for 56 runs and 0 wickets). I can only assume that when it came to team-selection, England were panicking over how their batting keeps collapsing, so dropped a full-time bowler for an all-rounder instead of swapping a spinner for an out-and-out pace man (or at least the closest to one that they can get) - maybe Bresnan will prove me wrong in my not classing him as a full-time bowler and get a break-through after tea, before mopping up the tail, but till now he's gone for four runs an over on average and taken zero wickets.
Starting to suspect the England women's side might have performed better than the England men against this opposition.
LazarX
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Oceanshieldwolf wrote:As someone who lives in Australia, I cannot in any way recommend supporting the loutish, boorish and small-minded Australian team.Well, you cant trust anyone that drives upside down.
Aren't you actually the Mini-Clarkson from Clarkson Island?
| Charles Evans 25 |
Stokes actually got the biggest century of the match (120 in the second innings) by a handful of runs (Smith got 111 in the first innings, and Warner got 112 in the second), and showed up just how inadequate the batting of certain members higher up the batting order was. At least, once the dust settles, if Stokes continues in this form England will have some hope for several years down the line, if they can find some more decent batters. (Assuming that they take the decision to clear out some of the dead wood and start rebuilding now; some of the England batsmen interviewed after the match sounded to me to be in denial that there was any kind of problem, despite the fact the team's just lost three matches in a row, having been set a nominal target of five hundred odd each time.)
If the Australians can take confidence and momentum from these matches into their next series, they might well be back on their way towards the apex of test cricket - though it might be a while before they can dislodge South Africa who have a pretty good side right now.
| Reggie |
The Krikket wars are constantly reenacted... They are best when the English are languishing in the agony of defeat.
Adelaide the second most boring place in the universe - has delivered victory to the Baggy Greens.
That's a bit rough...
I'd have said we were the third most boring place in the universe.
Reggie.
| Reggie |
If the Australians can take confidence and momentum from these matches into their next series, they might well be back on their way towards the apex of test cricket - though it might be a while before they can dislodge South Africa who have a pretty good side right now.
But the South Africans don't have Boof on their side.
They're still pretty solid, though...
Reggie.
| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:The Krikket wars are constantly reenacted... They are best when the English are languishing in the agony of defeat.
Adelaide the second most boring place in the universe - has delivered victory to the Baggy Greens.
That's a bit rough...
I'd have said we were the third most boring place in the universe.
Reggie.
I would have put Dapto as 2nd most boring place in the universe but they have Bong Bong road... and that provides 4-5 seconds of mirth. :-)