Cardinals say Pope still anti-Clorox 2


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Even though it helps those whites stay white, and that's all the dude wears. But he doesn't like the way it makes his clothes smell.


How does he feel about regular clorox?

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I think he's more of an Oxy-clean kind of guy.

(I love that stuff)

"I'm Billy Mayes, and I'm here to talk to you about Papal-Clean!"

G_d OTOH, doesn't use either. "And Let there be WHITE!" and it was good.

Scarab Sages

Those holy vestments sure are a b+!*+ to clean. Back in the day, when my dad still had his dry cleaning and laundry business, he did cleaning for the nearby St Joseph's Abbey. The worst was the wax stains from the dripping candles.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Those holy vestments sure are a b~@!@ to clean. Back in the day, when my dad still had his dry cleaning and laundry business, he did cleaning for the nearby St Joseph's Abbey. The worst was the wax stains from the dripping candles.

Really? I'd have thought it being the blood from self flaggelation.

Scarab Sages

Matthew Morris wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Those holy vestments sure are a b~@!@ to clean. Back in the day, when my dad still had his dry cleaning and laundry business, he did cleaning for the nearby St Joseph's Abbey. The worst was the wax stains from the dripping candles.
Really? I'd have thought it being the blood from self flaggelation.

That too. And, actually, most of the wax ended up on the altar cloths, but sometimes they'd get it on their sleeves and stuff.

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Aberzombie wrote:

Even though it helps those whites stay white, and that's all the dude wears. But he doesn't like the way it makes his clothes smell.

I read he's considering a wardrobe color scheme change .

Scarab Sages

Hmmm....Ian McDiarmid and Pope Benedict - separated at birth?


I'm anti-clorox 2.

Scarab Sages

Wet Blanket wrote:

I'm anti-clorox 2.

Are you worried it would bleed your colors?

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Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmm....Ian McDiarmid and Pope Benedict - separated at birth?

Depends on who you ask. I'm sure some folks would say that Martin Luther and Palpatine are the same guy. :-)

Scarab Sages

Matthew Morris wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmm....Ian McDiarmid and Pope Benedict - separated at birth?

Depends on who you ask. I'm sure some folks would say that Martin Luther and Palpatine are the same guy. :-)

Actually, according to Wikipedia, there's about a 17 year age difference. So, no twins, but there is the possibility of an "I am you father".


Aberzombie wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:

I'm anti-clorox 2.

Are you worried it would bleed your colors?

It would make me brighter. I don't want that.

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Aberzombie wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmm....Ian McDiarmid and Pope Benedict - separated at birth?

Depends on who you ask. I'm sure some folks would say that Martin Luther and Palpatine are the same guy. :-)

Actually, according to Wikipedia, there's about a 17 year age difference. So, no twins, but there is the possibility of an "I am you father".

Gah!Martin Luther not Martin Luther King. Bad Zombie.

Oh, and who says Protestants don't have a sense of humor? (I got my sister the Martin/Katie Luther bobble heads one year, and we even get a star wars reference)


"New Chlorox Indulgence Formula" - it washes away your sins.

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You misunderstand the topic! This is in reference to the MLB team "the Cardinals" " being opposed to laundry advice from the Pope.

Said a team spokesman, "He just not see the sort of grass stains we do!"

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Sigil wrote:

You misunderstand the topic! This is in reference to the MLB team "the Cardinals" " being opposed to laundry advice from the Pope.

Said a team spokesman, "He just not see the sort of grass stains we do!"

In other news.. "Communion haz been berry berry good to me."


Berries? I thot this was a thread on how to get grape juice outta my habit.


Bad Habit! Bad, Bad Habit!


Chlorox is not guaranteed to get stains out. Abstaining from eating or being around food is 100% effective. Therefore the use of bleach is evil. QED.


Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

Blue and black berries are 90% safe for consumption. 50% of red and white berries are poisonous. Do the math!

Liberty's Edge

Emperor7 wrote:
Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

But how would you keep your clothes so white without it?

(And Papa should really stop wearing red. Last laundry day, Lazy Smurf didn't separate and half the village was wearing pink!)


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

But how would you keep your clothes so white without it?

(And Papa should really stop wearing red. Last laundry day, Lazy Smurf didn't separate and half the village was wearing pink!)

White is the new blue! Or is it blue is the new white?

I don't know. I'm just a smurf. This is so confusing! Should I be pro-Chlorox 2? Can someone think for me?

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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

But how would you keep your clothes so white without it?

(And Papa should really stop wearing red. Last laundry day, Lazy Smurf didn't separate and half the village was wearing pink!)

Let me tell you, there was a lot of confusion about which smurf was Smurfette!

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taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

But how would you keep your clothes so white without it?

(And Papa should really stop wearing red. Last laundry day, Lazy Smurf didn't separate and half the village was wearing pink!)

Let me tell you, there was a lot of confusion about which smurf was Smurfette!

A few of us found that out too late.


Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Smurfs are anti-Chlorox 2. Let the world be blue!

But how would you keep your clothes so white without it?

(And Papa should really stop wearing red. Last laundry day, Lazy Smurf didn't separate and half the village was wearing pink!)

Let me tell you, there was a lot of confusion about which smurf was Smurfette!
A few of us found that out too late.

You say that like it was a bad thing. ;P

Heh. Papa Smurf is a Redcap!

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and he will smurf you!!!

Scarab Sages

Matthew Morris wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Matthew Morris wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmm....Ian McDiarmid and Pope Benedict - separated at birth?

Depends on who you ask. I'm sure some folks would say that Martin Luther and Palpatine are the same guy. :-)

Actually, according to Wikipedia, there's about a 17 year age difference. So, no twins, but there is the possibility of an "I am you father".

Gah!Martin Luther not Martin Luther King. Bad Zombie.

Naah, dude. 17 years between Benedict and McDiarmid. So Benedict, maybe before he was a priest....

....No, Ian! I am your father!

Scarab Sages

Kirth Gersen wrote:
Chlorox is not guaranteed to get stains out. Abstaining from eating or being around food is 100% effective. Therefore the use of bleach is evil. QED.

But, if abstaining from bleach is evil, should people who eat refrain from having sex?


Aberzombie wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Chlorox is not guaranteed to get stains out. Abstaining from eating or being around food is 100% effective. Therefore the use of bleach is evil. QED.
But, if abstaining from bleach is evil, should people who eat refrain from having sex?

If they eat bleach, the problem solves itself...


And Will Smith has taught us that we can use bleach to hide our scent from zombie hordes.

Scarab Sages

Emperor7 wrote:
And Will Smith has taught us that we can use bleach to hide our scent from zombie hordes.

Who said that? I don't see anyone.


Emperor7 wrote:
And Will Smith has taught us that we can use bleach to hide our scent from zombie hordes.

And explosives don't hurt either. Speakin of which has anyone been watching The Waking Dead series?

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Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
And Will Smith has taught us that we can use bleach to hide our scent from zombie hordes.
And explosives don't hurt either. Speakin of which has anyone been watching The Waking Dead series?

Say nothing of this weekends episode I have as of yet to see it. It is waiting patiently like the hungry undead that it is, In my DVR for me.


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
And Will Smith has taught us that we can use bleach to hide our scent from zombie hordes.
And explosives don't hurt either. Speakin of which has anyone been watching The Waking Dead series?
Say nothing of this weekends episode I have as of yet to see it. It is waiting patiently like the hungry undead that it is, In my DVR for me.

*zips lips*


JMD031 wrote:
How does he feel about regular clorox?

I demand an answer to this question.

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Clorox is evil I tell you. My red shirt is now Pink.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Clorox is evil I tell you. My red shirt is now Pink.

No; your shirt had a choice. It didn't have to become such a sissy color. I don't hate your shirt; just its decision to become pink.

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Clorox is evil I tell you. My red shirt is now Pink.
No; your shirt had a choice. It didn't have to become such a sissy color. I don't hate your shirt; just its decision to become pink.

There is a nice side effect. Now I am no longer a red shirt.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Clorox is evil I tell you. My red shirt is now Pink.
No; your shirt had a choice. It didn't have to become such a sissy color. I don't hate your shirt; just its decision to become pink.

As a person that plays in dirt, you are just hiding your love for Chlorox. You, you geologist you!

Liberty's Edge

Numerous studies have proved beyond the faintest hint of a whiff of a passing thought of a doubt that Chlorox 2 is bad for the soles.


I drank some acidentally once.

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JMD031 wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
How does he feel about regular clorox?
I demand an answer to this question.

Here ya go

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Emperor7 wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Clorox is evil I tell you. My red shirt is now Pink.
No; your shirt had a choice. It didn't have to become such a sissy color. I don't hate your shirt; just its decision to become pink.
As a person that plays in dirt, you are just hiding your love for Chlorox. You, you geologist you!

At least I am not blaming TIDE for my problems with Clorox. ;) I mean just because it is my laundry detergent of choice doesn't mean everyone should have to use it. Also I should have the common sense to CHOOSE to use the clorox in my whites only.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Also I should have the common sense to CHOOSE to use the clorox in my whites only.

You....you...separate colors?!? HOW DARE YOU?!?!? BLASPHEMER!!

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Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Also I should have the common sense to CHOOSE to use the clorox in my whites only.
You....you...separate colors?!? HOW DARE YOU?!?!? BLASPHEMER!!

I'm a bad Jester.

hangs head in man shame and walks to the corner

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:

I'm a bad Jester.

hangs head in man shame and walks to the corner

That's OK. We forgive you. Just remember, next time throw everything in the same batch, and wash it all in cold water.

Scarab Sages

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I drank some acidentally once.

Mmmmmm....Clorox-2?

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