Katanas--most awesome weapon for politics!


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RPG Superstar 2012

Seriously, you can't get effective policy change with a claymore.


Autocannon trumps archaic pig sticker.


The only way to really be sure is to pack some saltpeter, charcoal, and sulfur into a hollow tree trunk, top it with diamonds, and light the sucker.


The only way to be really, really sure is with rough salt, burning the bones and getting a couple dozen holy man from different religions to perform a dozen different exorcism cerimonies. Frakking politicians are worse them demons... Also, it's elections here in Brasil, so you might think I'm a little bit annoyed.


Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:
The only way to really be sure is to pack some saltpeter, charcoal, and sulfur into a hollow tree trunk, top it with diamonds, and light the sucker.

Pfft, everyone knows that only works on lizardfolk.


In all seriousness. Nukes are the most awesome weapon for politics.


Katana + politics = Tax cuts

RPG Superstar 2012

Kruelaid wrote:
In all seriousness. Nukes are the most awesome weapon for politics.

International politics, sure.

But here in the US, I doubt one party is going to launch a nuclear strike against the other party's headquarters. :)

RPG Superstar 2012

On second thought, a nuke that flings katanas when it explodes would be the ultimate weapon. Maybe the penultimate weapon...


taig wrote:
On second thought, a nuke that flings katanas when it explodes would be the ultimate weapon. Maybe the penultimate weapon...

Yes but it is too powerful for any to wield. Ever. Thankfully both Paris Crenshaw and Chuck Norris are on our side!


Penultimate. The ultimate would fling chainsaw laser katanas.

Dark Archive

For politics, perhaps.

But definitely not for diplomacy.

For that, you need a good dagger.

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