BANNED!

[Belphegor]

DJ is banned for telling us about his problems.

[Gruumash .]

Belphegor is banned for pretending to ban DJ-Bogie and not being sensitive to his blight. But I clearly see tears and red eyes.

[Belphegor]

Gruumash . is banned for being the 2000th post.
Also banned for mistaking camera red eye for crying red eye.

[Gruumash .]

Belphegor is banned for being jealous of my 2000 post victory. As well as making up the excuse of "That's not me crying that is camera red eye." We all know the truth you old softy.

[PirateDevon]

Gruumash is banned for outing Belphegor's sensitivity.

[DJ-Bogie]

Gruumash is congratulated on his 2000th post and PirateDevon is banned for not supporting his fellow pirate.

[PirateDevon]

DJ-Bogie wrote:

Gruumash is congratulated on his 2000th post and PirateDevon is banned for not supporting his fellow pirate.

Dj-Bogie is banned for failing to realize that pirate on pirate brutality is support.

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

YAAR, I be bannin' PirateDevon fer confusin' "support" with "foreplay".

[PirateDevon]

YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! is banned for makin me spit out my grog in laughter!

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

PirateDevon be banned fer bannin' me fer doin' him a favor.

[DJ-Bogie]

YAAR! is banned for making a pirate laugh.

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned because the rules say we have to ban the previous poster.

PirateDevon is extra-ultra-mega-banned because HE HATES BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for being a Spanky follower.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for his lack of bacon love.

[zylphryx]

Gruumash . is banned for advocating bacon love. That's just unnatural. Get a room ... and a frying pan.

[Gruumash .]

zylphryx is banned denying his own love of bacon (we have the picture).

[PirateDevon]

Gruumash is banned for having pictures of zlphryx (eeeewwwww)

[zylphryx]

PirateDevon is banned for not appreciating fine art. That's what it was, I swear. There was nothing inappropriate about it. And it was consenting breakfast meat! Just ask it ... oh wait, I ate it ... but it consented to that too!

[PirateDevon]

zylphryx is banned for calling *that* art.

(You know what I am talking about...)

[zylphryx]

PirateDevon is banned for bringing *that* up. Just plain crass man. I mean really ...

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is banned for not wanting to discuss "that".

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned for not letting *that* lie. Just leave it be. It's for the best. You don't want your psyche scarred, do ya?

[gran rey de los mono]

zylphryx is banned for thinking my psyche isn't already scarred.

[PirateDevon]

gran rey de os mono is banned for ever implying that zylphryx "thinks"

[zylphryx]

PirateDevon is banned for not realizing illithids think more than any other being in existence. But because we go through some many brains, by consuming them of course, all those thoughts just get a little jumbled together.

And of course, people can understand what we say, unlike you pirates and your yars, avasts, scurvy dogs, mumble mumble rum mumble mumble.

[DJ-Bogie]

zylphryx wrote:

PirateDevon is banned for not realizing illithids think more than any other being in existence.

Zylphryx is banned for being to humble - NOT!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for using a "NOT!" joke.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for being a joke.

[Ye Olde Barista]

Charles Scholz is banned for *not* being hot delicious coffee!

[Gruumash .]

Ye Olde Barista is banned for his love of coffee Ick.

[zylphryx]

Gruumash . is banned for his anti-coffee bias. I mean seriously, just as there is really bad beer and really bad rum, there is really bad coffee, BUT there is also really good beer, really good rum and really good coffee to make up for those other abominations.

[The All Seeing Eye]

zylphryx is banned for not capitalizing his name. It confuses me when I type.

[Gruumash .]

The all seeing eye is banned for letting zylphryx blind him with confusion. By the way get the dragon speaking software then you don't need to type. I thought you were the all seeing eye you should know this stuff.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for failing his will save vs. enchantment when the dragon spoke.
Why else would he be promoting dragons.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholtz is banned for not realising this smart orc bought shares in the company so of course I am going to promote the stuff. Plus I ride a dragon what do you have against dragons?

[zylphryx]

Gruumash . is banned for conflict of interest.

[Crimson Jester]

zylphryx is banned for being a whistle blower.

[Gruumash .]

CJ is banned for talking about blowing whistles. I prefer horns.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash . is banned for tooting his own horn.

[DJ-Bogie]

I don't need a horn to toot, I fart in your general direction! You are banned because you have been farted upon!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned for producing flatus.

[DJ-Bogie]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

DJ-Bogie is banned for producing flatus.

There is nothing FLAT about me, I are round, you are banned.

[zylphryx]

DJ-Bogie is banned for making me think of this cartoon.

Columbus: The world, she'sa round lika my head.
<wham>
King: She's flat like your head.

[Gruumash .]

zylphryx is banned for attempting to make us look at wisdom reducing cartoons to make us more susceptiable to his mind powers so he can eat our brains.

[PirateDevon]

Gruumash is banner for being unwilling to be eaten by zylphryz. He's our overlord and we should treat him with respect. Look, another cartoon!

[Captain Spalding]

PirateDevon is banned for promising a cartoon and not delivering.
Of course, pirates never keep their promises.

[PirateDevon]

CaptainSpalding is banned for telling the tru....I mean LIES, vicious vicious LIES!

[DJ-Bogie]

OK so pirates can't be trusted to give us cartoons that they promised, I will give you a cartoon about pirates:

Pirate Cartoon

Oh, yeah PirateDevon is banned for letting us down and trying to blame cute Captain Spalding.

[gran rey de los mono]

I ban DJ-Bogie because I haven't banned anyone for a while.

[Benoc]

gran rey de los mono you are hereby banned for slacking off on your banning duties