BANNED!

[gran rey de los nekkid]

lucky7 is banned for stealing my clothes.

[lucky7]

grdln is banned cuz ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[gran rey de los everything]

lucky7 is banned for not appreciating the human body.

[lucky7]

grdle is banned for appreciating it way too much.

[Tater Slaad]

lucky7 is banned for slobbering on the carpet.

[lucky7]

Tater is banned for already doing that.

[Uncle Teddy]

lucky7 is banned for failing to get his distemper and rabies shots.

[Charles Scholz]

Uncle Teddy is banned for trying to retake San Juan Hill.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for not being as Awesome as me.

[Quiche Lisp]

Gruumash is banned for being awesome... for an Orc. Which means not awesome at all !

Muhahahaha !

[lucky7]

Quiche is banned for being all kinds of Evil.

[Darksmokepuncher]

lucky7 is banned for failing to capitalize a proper noun.

[Quiche Lisp]

Darksmokepuncher is banned for not acknowledging forcefully enough that I am all kind of evil ! Especially the well-groomed kind !

[Uncle Teddy]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Uncle Teddy is banned for trying to retake San Juan Hill.

Funny thing is my great-grandfather rode with Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders and may have been at that battle.

Now on to the banning...

Quiche Lisp is banned for not acknowledging that his evil is nothing compared to mine.

[lucky7]

Uncle Teddy is banned for being Eviler

[Quiche Lisp]

Lucky7 is banned for baring his fangs at me ! I'm uglier than you, damn it !

[gran rey de los banned]

Quiche Lisp is banned for being correct.

[lucky7]

Quiche Lisp is banned because I can win at that

[lucky7]

grdlb is banned because I ninjaed him

[gran rey de los surround sound]

lucky7 is banned because when I posted it, there was some kind of glitchy thing going on (maybe with just my computer, I don't know) where sometimes it would show my post ahead of yours, and then I would refresh and it would show your post ahead of mine. So, I blame Gary.

[Little Skylark]

GRDLSS Is banned because he is the glitch.

[Quiche Lisp]

Little Skylark is banned because it's powerless to stop it ! Muahahah !

[lucky7]

Quiche Lisp is banned for fighting the power of the glitch.

[Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot]

"You ! The provolved animal ! I detected a suspicious increase of notional hammer activity in the vicinity of your space-time trajectory ! This will not be tolerated ! Order must be maintained in spite of erisian agents ! Paradigm normality is our Harsh Mistress (All praise to Her !)"

[a speck in night's orbit grows brighter and brighter, and grows in size at an alarming rate until it takes the shape of a gleaming metallic hammer of humongous proportions, propelled by plasma reactors... which crashes suddenly where the hapless wolf stands !]

"Congratulations ! You've been ban-hammered from orbit !"

[Bob, quantum device sidekick]

"Well done, boss ! You've shown that mangy cur !"

[Grim Bucko, anti-duck zealot]

"Silence your speaker, you sniveling cretin ! I auto-ban myself and your sorry bio-mechanical ass away !"

BAN PROTOCOL ACTIVE ! BAN PROTOCOL AC...... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep !

[lucky7]

Grim Bucko is banned for scaring me.

[Quiche Lisp]

I woke up ! And just in time to ban you !

You are so banned, Lucky 7 !

[Gruumash .]

Quiche Lisp is banned for not being a real man because real men don't eat quiche.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned for re-using a ban on Quiche Lisp.

[lucky7]

Chuck is banned for fighting Dishonored's glory.

[Gruumash .]

lucky7 is banned for spending too much time at the glory hole.

[lucky7]

Gruumash is banned because a "glory Hole" is a pit filled with dirt and the remains of the "Honored dead"

[Quiche Lisp]

Lucky 7 is banned because I said so.

[lucky7]

Quiche Lisp is banned for stopping the world from spinning.

[Gruumash .]

lucky7 is banned for not bringing peace and harmony to the earth by failing to buy the world a coke.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumy is banned just so I can annoy him.

[lucky7]

Charles Scholz is banned for being Charles Troll

[Burning Straw man]

lucky7 is banned for pretending to not be a Troll.

[lucky7]

Burning Straw Man is banned for not being snuffed out.

[Gruumash .]

lucky7 is banned because I keep banning him. I really want to ban someone else now please.

[Charles Scholz]

How about I ban you again? Banned!

[Gruumash .]

Ah my arch nemesis returns only to be banned by me yet again for being my nemesis. Ah the sweet taste of victory.

[Charles Scholz]

Once again, from the heart - BANNED!

[lucky7]

I ban you for banning from the heart. Only LOVE comes from the heart.

[gran rey de los banned]

lucky7 is banned because blood also comes from the heart.

[lucky7]

grdlb is banned because blood comes from the bones

[Quiche Lisp]

Lucky 7 is banned for explaining too much things to Gran Rey de Los Banned.

We'll keep this very "hush-hush" !

[gran rey de los everything]

Quiche Lisp is banned because I cannot understand him due to his tremendous lisp.

[lucky7]

grdle is banned for hippocracy