Working there would be very exciting. I bet you get to experience stuff the rest of us do not even realize exists.
Btw, can you sneak me in for a full-body MRI?
I don't do mri's; so...
Ok. Here is the plan.
a. James, your local area Golf Course grounds keeper, secretly grows a type of illegal plant heretofore referred to as stash..
b. Mike owns a Small Engine Repair shop, and currently has a refurbished, high-tree-branch air-powered >trimmer< . It is ultra quiet.
c. In case you didn’t know, the woman in charge of MRI in your hospital is nicknamed Tonya. Tonya’s supervisor, a doctor, loves to play golf. Tonya wants to curry favor with him, because she has a crush on him, and would like to gift him with a golf related item: Golf clubs.
d. Ok, stay with me here: "We" talk to James (a.) and tell him we will convince Mike (b.) to give him the ultra quiet tree trimmer, if in exchange James (a.) gives Mike (b.) some of his stash. Also, for broking this deal we ask James (a.) to give us one of the several lost/discarded golf club sets that he has stored in a shed.
e. "We" give this golf club set to Tonya (c.), to give to her love interest, if in exchange she will set up the MRI machine early one Sunday morning for me to jump into and get a body-scan. (which I take home on a DVD.)
Since, you Heathansson have so impressed Tonya you will gain greater political capital within your hospital; to be used to further future nefarious plans
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First, I will assassinate the Grand Duke.
Next, while posing as a member of the aristocracy, I
will get close to the King. When the moment is right,
he will die.
The military will be eating out of my hand and the
clergy will not dare to move against me. Then, with
the aid of powerful (but expendable) friends, the
conquest of the world can begin.
is this a Heathy-exclusive thread or should we post our work places too? :)
will bring the camera to the office on monday then
will bring the camera to the office on monday then
Hurray pictures !
Inova Loudoun Hospital in Northern Virginia.
Using Taig's idea.
Using Taig's idea.
That's incredible!
