Pie!
EDIT:TotP for the win!
(Why am I so lonely? *sob*)
Mmmmm.....tears.
Will you be my friend?
Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.Disclaimer: if you're not on my friends list, you may not be able to see this. You can either be my friend or be a luddite drow. ;-P
Did you see what I got tagged in by someone else? I almost shed a tear.
Luddites? Drow? Where do I sign?!?!?
Luddites? Drow? Where do I sign?!?!?Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.Disclaimer: if you're not on my friends list, you may not be able to see this. You can either be my friend or be a luddite drow. ;-P
Did you see what I got tagged in by someone else? I almost shed a tear.
Sooner or later your wife will extort or deprive you long enough where you will succumb.
Sooner or later your wife will extort or deprive you long enough where you will succumb.Luddites? Drow? Where do I sign?!?!?Delivery!
~Brings in wagon load of "heartstopping" double BACON!! chili cheeseburgers.~
Enjoy.Disclaimer: if you're not on my friends list, you may not be able to see this. You can either be my friend or be a luddite drow. ;-P
Did you see what I got tagged in by someone else? I almost shed a tear.
I can give a mule lessons! I'll never succumb to the evils of facebook!
I have a face book! Everytime I defeat someone with an interesting face, I take its face off and put it in my book.
Soda, anyone?
*pulls out an open bottle of cola*
Soda, anyone?
*pulls out an open bottle of cola*
Let me see that...
Ah, yes, just as I thought: says here on the bottle that there is acid in it.
Nice try.
It tastes like... burning...
Ah, you drank from the wellsprings of Menzoauschwitzizan.
It tastes like... burning...
Are you dead yet?
It tastes like... burning...Are you dead yet?
You used fast-acting stuff?
Amateurs! I despair for our race!
It tastes like... burning...Are you dead yet?You used fast-acting stuff?
Amateurs! I despair for our race!
For softy drow rangers, I say the quicker the better.
That was some tasty pie.
Anyone have a breath mint?
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True enough, but they make excellent breeding stock.Do WoW dark elves count as drow? I thought they were from the surface and were all hippity-dippity with nature.Of course not. If you say such a thing again, you'll probably be inslaved and tortured.
Well, that might happen anyway.
Yay, I get to be breeding stock... again...
Why does this keep happening to me?
I've been being followed by some ugly, red-headed human girl with a bow. Anybody got some poison I can borrow to set a trap? Maybe a monstrous minion or two?
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I've been being followed by some ugly, red-headed human girl with a bow. Anybody got some poison I can borrow to set a trap? Maybe a monstrous minion or two?
*hands scroll* Here's some summon-undead type spells. *casts spell* Now once they attack whoever it is, a scrying device will activate here and everyone can watch.
*while the Drow EPeen their pie, Svirfneblin sneaks in unnoticed, and steals the pie*
Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*
Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*
HA HA! Missed me!
Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*HA HA! Missed me!
Ugh..svirmurfing things. Didn't we spray for those last week?
Ugh..svirmurfing things. Didn't we spray for those last week?Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*HA HA! Missed me!
I thought we did. Now he's paying us back by... "marking his territory"... so to speak. Ew.
I thought we did. Now he's paying us back by... "marking his territory"... so to speak. Ew.Ugh..svirmurfing things. Didn't we spray for those last week?Look! Bug! *steps on svirfneblin*HA HA! Missed me!
*marks House Backstabber*
BWAHAHHAHAHAHA
Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.
...
What?
I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.
Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.
...
What?
I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.
And underdark garden gnome!! I like it.
How do we go about recruiting slaves from other threads?
Will you be my friend?No.
Are you dead now? *flips dagger, bored*
I don't think so.
*sniff*So... are we friends now?
For softy drow rangers, I say the quicker the better.It tastes like... burning...Are you dead yet?You used fast-acting stuff?
Amateurs! I despair for our race!
Let me introduce you to my friend. His name is "Prolonged Agony". He wants to be your friend, too. You two can have a great time together!
Of course, in the case of some drow rangers, prolonged agony will be indistinguishable from the normal emo angst poetry they spew.
I am the divine champion and defender of the smurfneblin people!
You will never catch us all and turn us into gold!
We shall resist!
We shall overcome!
We shall cut your heads off with these killotines we found and will decorate our homes with them. We shall then use your necks for lavatories!
We shall teach your parrots psalms to the surface world gods!
We shall break into your houses and cars and change all your radio stations to Iomedaean Rock stations.
We shall paint your lairs blue and pink inside and out.
We shall drink all your shroom brandy and throw up into your shoes, armours and helmets!
We shall put icky stuff on the handles of your magic staves and wands.
We are one! We are all! This is our manifesto. You shall suffer at our hands!
Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.
...
What?
I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.
I just want someone chained to my bedroom wall. For amusement. And sport. That someone must be female. I will do bad things to her, and rejoice in the fact that below this world, we're not just stupid followers of some itsy bitsy spider demoness with daddy issues who wants to suppress men - unlike some worlds. The losers. Might as well go dance naked in the woods or something.
What, some of them do that, too?
I might want to take a look at that - to see it for myself, that is.
So ... are smvrfs aberrants or are they midgets? There is a reason why we kicked them out of the underworld and they live in toadstools.
So ... are smvrfs aberrants or are they midgets? There is a reason why we kicked them out of the underworld and they live in toadstools.
I think that drow blood makes a lot of sense.
Will you be my friend?No.
Are you dead now? *flips dagger, bored*
I don't think so.
*sniff*
So... are we friends now?F'ING NO.
*banishes to the Abyss*
Maybe that'll shut it up for a while.
It's really warm here. I hope I don't get a sunburn.
Oh hello big spikey clawed thing, will you be my friend? I'm so lonely, look I wrote about it in my journal...
it sure is *dark* in here
And underdark garden gnome!! I like it.Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.
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What?
I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.
Oh wait...that's a good idea too!
Where are those stone-to-flesh scrolls....
Aldinach's blood, this would be easier if we had some medusa slaves handy.
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And underdark garden gnome!! I like it.Chaining him to the front lawn would get the most use out of him.
...
What?
I just want someone chained to the front lawn is all. For security.
Oh wait...that's a good idea too!
Where are those stone-to-flesh scrolls....
Aldinach's blood, this would be easier if we had some medusa slaves handy.
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*hands over scroll* There.
it sure is *dark* in here
*stabs*
What? Somebody had to do it.
*wanders in, arches eyebrow, looks around*
I'm quarter-drow on my mother's side... does that count?