FAWTLhouse Five

[Emperor7]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

[Studpuffin]

Hand cramps, everybody!

A special hand cramps to Mairkurion!

[Justin Franklin]

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

[Justin Franklin]

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

[Moff Rimmer]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

So you said it twice?

[Urizen]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

I think it's a video game reference. We're not gaming gear heads, so I guess it's above (or below?) our radar.

[Studpuffin]

Hand Cramps, Moff Rimmer.

Hand Cramps, Moff Rimmer.

[Studpuffin]

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

I think it's a video game reference. We're not gaming gear heads, so I guess it's above (or below?) our radar.

I'll never tell! I just hope you don't go back a few pages and figure it out for yourselves!

Edit: And Hand Cramps to you Urizen!

[Justin Franklin]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

So you said it twice?

No PMG's new hawtness isn't working right.:)

[Studpuffin]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

So you said it twice?

No PMG's new hawtness isn't working right.:)

Sara Marie isn't doing her job?

[Treppa]

Especially do not read this post!

BADGAH MADNESS!

[Treppa]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

So you said it twice?

No PMG's new hawtness isn't working right.:)

I thought you were wishing both of our hands cramps.

[Urizen]

Treppa wrote:

Especially do not read this post!

BADGAH MADNESS!

I saw the original post(s), but it still went over my head like a low flying boeing 747.

[Justin Franklin]

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Whoops I forgot to say Hand Cramps to everyone this morning.

So you said it twice?

No PMG's new hawtness isn't working right.:)

Sara Marie isn't doing her job?

He said it *points at Studpuffin* :)

[Solnes]

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

[Solnes]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)

[Solnes]

Work f*$$ing sucks today! Bored, boring! Wishing I had remembered to bring a frakking book.

On the up side, I made it to 2:30pm...only 2.5 hours left. And plenty of healthy low fat/fat free snacks in case I get too bored.

[Solnes]

How is everyone else doing lately?

[Solnes]

*sigh* I wish I had more friends! I want to call someone to chat....but have already called all my friends. Trying to wait until after 3 to call my one buddy, he works late nights and sleeps in during the day.
Kinda wishing hubby would call.

*So lonely*

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)

Spoiler:

Got ya. So, thanks to Treppa, I learn that this is yet another zany side effect of mixing badgers and puffins under unregulated conditions.

[Solnes]

Literally....have had 6 customers in in the last 5.5 hours. :(

[Solnes]

I have cleaned out the fridge, dusted and rearanged the towers, swept the floors, vacumed in the back, polished the racks, and straightened up the shoes. You can only clean so frakking much!

[Solnes]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)

** spoiler omitted **

We could petition for funding to do a research study?

[Solnes]

Ok, sorry for the b@!!#ing and whining. I will hush now. :)

[Studpuffin]

Hand cramps to you, Solnes! :D

[Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D.]

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)

** spoiler omitted **

We could petition for funding to do a research study?

"The dreaded Puffinbadger, created by a mad wizard as a more economical version of the iconic Owlbear, is a scourge to many of the smaller races. Brownies, Pixies, and Sprites often band together to stop a rampaging Puffinbadger from decimating their sylvan communities. Its rumored that a gnome, possibly a ranger or druid of great power, is attempting to domesticate and train them, so as to unleash an army of them on Kobolds, Mites, Pugwampis, and to scourge them from their fey hills and woodlands. The implications of Puffinbadgers for forest and fey ecologies the world over are so unknown and potentially far-reaching, that is it imperative studies like this one be generously funded."

[Justin Franklin]

Solnes wrote:

Ok, sorry for the b*~@@ing and whining. I will hush now. :)

Hand cramps to you and b$%$@ all you want, that makes message boards fun.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

BTW, I don't think I ever got a response, so I think I'll ask one more time: Does anybody know who Pete Figtree is?

[Celestial Healer]

Solnes wrote:

I have cleaned out the fridge, dusted and rearanged the towers, swept the floors, vacumed in the back, polished the racks, and straightened up the shoes. You can only clean so frakking much!

You could sample some of the product...

[Treppa]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

BTW, I don't think I ever got a response, so I think I'll ask one more time: Does anybody know who Pete Figtree is?

No, but I'll bite. Who is Pete Figtree? [/Ayn Rand]

[Solnes]

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I don't get this hand cramps thing.

Shh...its nice for them to feel special. :)

** spoiler omitted **

We could petition for funding to do a research study?

"The dreaded Puffinbadger, created by a mad wizard as a more economical version of the iconic Owlbear, is a scourge to many of the smaller races. Brownies, Pixies, and Sprites often band together to stop a rampaging Puffinbadger from decimating their sylvan communities. Its rumored that a gnome, possibly a ranger or druid of great power, is attempting to domesticate and train them, so as to unleash an army of them on Kobolds, Mites, Pugwampis, and to scourge them from their fey hills and woodlands. The implications of Puffinbadgers for forest and fey ecologies the world over are so unknown and potentially far-reaching, that is it imperative studies like this one be generously funded."

Good stuff. :)

[Solnes]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Solnes wrote:

I have cleaned out the fridge, dusted and rearanged the towers, swept the floors, vacumed in the back, polished the racks, and straightened up the shoes. You can only clean so frakking much!

You could sample some of the product...

*snort*

[Solnes]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

BTW, I don't think I ever got a response, so I think I'll ask one more time: Does anybody know who Pete Figtree is?

Can't says I do

[Solnes]

Time to run, maybe grab some granola or yogurt.

Talk at ya'll later. Hand Cramps to you all....

Spoiler:

See its like Aloha...can be used as both hello and good bye. :D

[alleynbard]

Hand cramps!

[alleynbard]

taig wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

a strawberry shortcake mini.

Worst D&D mini ever.

I don't know I have yet to use the sand giant mini. He looks like he's holding a giant phallus.

see what I mean

That's clearly a loaf of bread!

Shaped like a cock.

[alleynbard]

Scatbot wrote:

Zibap zibap!

Did some one say they were done with Wizards?

Wizards better hope I don't catch them in a lonely alley. Let's just say the damage to their eye sockets would be epic.

[Emperor7]

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol

Happy Hand Cramps to you all!

[Solnes]

Emperor7 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol

Happy Hand Cramps to you all!

Wait, did he just call me an ass?! o.0

[Emperor7]

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol

Happy Hand Cramps to you all!

Wait, did he just call me an ass?! o.0

My quota of Little Brother mischief has been met for the day! woohoo! :)

[alleynbard]

You know, I really like Spelljammer. At the same time, I cannot imagine using it in my own campaigns. At least not as written. I am not sure where the disconnect is for me, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

[alleynbard]

I just realized I haven't had pie in a while. How neglectful of me.

[Studpuffin]

alleynbard wrote:

You know, I really like Spelljammer. At the same time, I cannot imagine using it in my own campaigns. At least not as written. I am not sure where the disconnect is for me, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

I can't stand the space boats, but crystal spheres seem pretty neat to me.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

We can't indicate a rooster? Or a female dog? Give me my euphemistic animal names, dammit!

[Justin Franklin]

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol

Happy Hand Cramps to you all!

Wait, did he just call me an ass?! o.0

Or he was saying you have a small one.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Studpuffin wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

You know, I really like Spelljammer. At the same time, I cannot imagine using it in my own campaigns. At least not as written. I am not sure where the disconnect is for me, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

I can't stand the space boats, but crystal spheres seem pretty neat to me.

You might have liked Mairkurion's Journey to the Spheres, DMed by Aztrucomon (or whatever he's decided to go by on the boards.) He built his version of Middle Earth in a Ptolemaic universe. Well, except there kind of had to be a magical space boat to make the journey, so maybe not.

[Studpuffin]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

We can't indicate a rooster? Or a female dog? Give me my euphemistic animal names, dammit!

How about a cat? Or a water dwelling north american rodent famed for building dams... I forget what they're called.

[Celestial Healer]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Hand cramps.

Huh. It sounds like Solnes has been a little behind lately,...

I can't believe you called her a little behind. ;)

Solnes has not been slacking! He is just....insatiable. And I do get tired you know!

No, he called you a Little Behind. Get it? lol

Happy Hand Cramps to you all!

Wait, did he just call me an ass?! o.0

Or he was saying you have a small one.

Thanks for that one, Justin!

[Celestial Healer]

alleynbard wrote:

I just realized I haven't had pie in a while. How neglectful of me.

Mmm.

Dammit! Now I want pie!

Edit: Naked salivating over pie for TotP!