
Urizen |

Sebastian wrote:Well, if you can't take the heat.....Solnes wrote:Now to work on PaizoCon pics. I think there are a few of a certain sparkly pony.Wait...what? Don't do that, then everyone will call me fat and threaten to kick my ass.
He's a lawyer that fans the flames of Hell Eternal. Of course he can.

Urizen |

Urizen: Something you might like to read if you haven't already.
Added to the wish list. I do own and have read another of his titles though. Namely this.
Regardless of whatever people want to (dis)believe, monotheism in its earliest form originated in Egypt.

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houstonderek wrote:Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.General Zod! wrote:It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.
But what of you, Houstonian?
Are you threatening me?
I have no tepee for my bunghole...
There's a reason I do so well, you know...

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:There's a reason I do so well, you know...houstonderek wrote:Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.General Zod! wrote:It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.
But what of you, Houstonian?
Are you threatening me?
I have no tepee for my bunghole...
You stuff the mules. :p

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Nobodaddy wrote:I sometimes click on this thread just to see how high the postcount will be after a certain period of time. I'm making a FAWTL unit of time.Just like s!*&load is a standardized system of measurement.
When you say that you have to stick you pinky up or it's not a proper crown unit.

Urizen |

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:I friended you, but all you had to do was look at anyone's friend list. :)Solnes wrote:You never show up when I people search on FB :(Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:You never friended me.Solnes wrote:I have facebook and I still can't see them.Bitter Thorn wrote:Make one and friend me!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Dhop! I have no face book.
That wasn't in the syllabus for the psychopharmacology (sic) degree. :p

Urizen |

Solnes wrote:I have resisted thus far, but Diane has one. When she gets back in town maybe I can borrow hers. :)Bitter Thorn wrote:Make one and friend me!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Dhop! I have no face book.
Heh. Which reminds me. My woman's aunt was telling her mother about something she saw on my wall and wanted to understand what I meant. She was using her daughter's account.
So what did I do? I wrote directly to her daughter's wall:
Tell your mother to stop stalking me and get her own account.

Urizen |

Solnes wrote:I have myspace and picture trail, but I'm almost never on myspace, so it seems silly to me to make another social networking page that I don't pay attention to.Bitter Thorn wrote:Its a great way to keep up with friends though. I don't understand why people resist. Like now. I don;t have shutterfly or anything so this is where I share my pics.Solnes wrote:I have resisted thus far, but Diane has one. When she gets back in town maybe I can borrow hers. :)Bitter Thorn wrote:Make one and friend me!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Dhop! I have no face book.
And yet you want you peer into our playyard. They have words for you. A
Pedosmiling voyeur!
:p

Urizen |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh! Drew Carey?!?!?!! I was hoping for someone else.Solnes wrote:Sebastian wrote:Next year man! Unless you have some excuse not to be here!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Good god, what a bunch of fatties! If I were at Myrtle Beach Con, I'd have kicked everyone's ass! ;-)MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks, Solnes.
Observations: I can tell when I meet Urizen face-to-face, personal space issues are going to have to be addressed. ;-P
Sharoth: Man of many facial expressions.
Taig: Man of some Drew Carey expressions.
Black/red tea cup: My daughter brought me one identical to that when she came for Father's Day.
Especially in that one picture, where ...
<awkward silence>
Nevermind.

Urizen |

Sharoth wrote:Karen? I assume this is a pet of some type, and not your alleged girlfriend/wife who "lives in Canada, which is why you guys have never met her."Solnes wrote:karen and I will be there next year!Sebastian wrote:Next year man! Unless you have some excuse not to be here!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Good god, what a bunch of fatties! If I were at Myrtle Beach Con, I'd have kicked everyone's ass! ;-)
Who's taking the vig on this one? Whatever the pony bets on, I'm going to double it.

Urizen |

taig wrote:How long are you going to be bitter over the Drew Carey comment?Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Poor Sharoth didn't get lumped in with Mairkurion. I can understand why you'd be upset for him.Fnck you, Sebastian! Just... fnck you!
{Runs from thread, crying}
As long as he keeps making that bitter beer face.

Urizen |

Sharoth wrote:pics?Sebastian wrote:Actually, karen is my girlfriend and she lives in California and she DOES exist.Sharoth wrote:Karen? I assume this is a pet of some type, and not your alleged girlfriend/wife who "lives in Canada, which is why you guys have never met her."Solnes wrote:karen and I will be there next year!Sebastian wrote:Next year man! Unless you have some excuse not to be here!Solnes wrote:AaaannnddD Done!Good god, what a bunch of fatties! If I were at Myrtle Beach Con, I'd have kicked everyone's ass! ;-)
+1

Urizen |

Freehold DM wrote:Store hasn't been so wonderful lately. Sales are down, but I swear it will be the cleanest store he has ever seen. EVAR!Solnes wrote:Big visit from head haunch o this Friday....and I can't avoid meeting him this time as he has specifically asked to meet me. :SHe either wishes to congratulate you on how wonderful the store has been lately or to talk to you about your change of avatar.
Never underestimate the value of a obsessive compulsive jïzzmopper.

Urizen |

The Sax Man wrote:Blows his own horn.Impressive.
Do you ever leave the house?
Thank you for saving me the trouble.

General Zod! |

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Of course. Have to go grocery shopping sometime (twice a month). And I go to the theaters at least once a month.The Sax Man wrote:Blows his own horn.Impressive.
Do you ever leave the house?
Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. Work on your social cues and sarcasm filter. Don't make me harbor ill-will like I do for the son of my former jailer.

Orthos |

Orthos wrote:By the way, Muse is an awesome band. Just sayin'.My woman wants to see them. I have no clue about who the hell they are. I'm guessing they're not METUHL enough to blip my radar.
Possibly. Here's a video. Live performance of the same song.

Urizen |

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Of course. Have to go grocery shopping sometime (twice a month). And I go to the theaters at least once a month.The Sax Man wrote:Blows his own horn.Impressive.
Do you ever leave the house?
ZING! I'm going to have to steal that idea.

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houstonderek wrote:You stuff the mules. :pUrizen wrote:There's a reason I do so well, you know...houstonderek wrote:Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.General Zod! wrote:It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.
But what of you, Houstonian?
Are you threatening me?
I have no tepee for my bunghole...
Heh.

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Heh.houstonderek wrote:You stuff the mules. :pUrizen wrote:There's a reason I do so well, you know...houstonderek wrote:Did you know your city was ranked on the list of top 9 ugliest cities for women to find men? I was aghast.General Zod! wrote:It was either the pictures or she had to kneel before me and atone.
But what of you, Houstonian?
Are you threatening me?
I have no tepee for my bunghole...
Heh indeed. :p

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Of course. Have to go grocery shopping sometime (twice a month). And I go to the theaters at least once a month.The Sax Man wrote:Blows his own horn.Impressive.
Do you ever leave the house?
Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. Work on your social cues and sarcasm filter. Don't make me harbor ill-will like I do for the son of my former jailer.
I do like how Zod (aka Queen of the Desert) named the whole planet after me...

Urizen |

No, they weren't jazz. I'm just more concerned about artists sounding way too diferently in concert then they do in their albums; Britney Spears comes to mind, her Live From Las Vegas DVD leaves much to be desired from actually wanting to see her in concert.
Whut?
Your man card? Yeah, that's revoked.

General Zod! |

General Zod! wrote:I do like how Zod (aka Queen of the Desert) named the whole planet after me...Twin Agate Dragons wrote:The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:Of course. Have to go grocery shopping sometime (twice a month). And I go to the theaters at least once a month.The Sax Man wrote:Blows his own horn.Impressive.
Do you ever leave the house?
Planet Houston. This is your General speaking. Work on your social cues and sarcasm filter. Don't make me harbor ill-will like I do for the son of my former jailer.
What is this Queen and where is this desert you speak of? Speak to me, Houstonian!

Urizen |

Bitter Thorn wrote:Urizen wrote:I got a bad feeling about this."That's no moon!"Damn right it isn't. It's Eight Hundred Thirty Two posts staring right at me.
I'm the only one that's not supposed to have a life, people!
*gnashing of teeth*
Let's see what I end up doing here...
la-la-la-la-la
Three hours sixteen minutes later, I reach the start of my blitz this go-round.
3:16? Ha. Pre-Ordained, b@+&$es!

Urizen |

Urizen wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:I'll tell you what's broken: all these new avatars attached to the names of people I'm supposed to know. Please fix this. It makes Butterfrog's picture obsolete.Gary Teter wrote:w00t! And now it's fixed and I can pretend it was never broken in the first place.Congrats! On what I am unsure of. But hey as long as it works right?I have done nothing.
Maybe you should join the group and change as well.....
change is good.
come to the dark side
What? I AM THE DARK SIDE.